Matt the Scott @mortscoot.bsky.social · 22/02/2026We have a Mouse, too! She was the runt of her litter and she couldn't be a sweeter kitty. Cheers. 290
Matt the Scott @mortscoot.bsky.social · 30/01/2026My all-time comedy crush. Brilliant, fearless, wildly funny, and a fox. I can't even process this. #catherineohara 000
Matt the Scott @mortscoot.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Her Tammy Faye was unhinged and amazing.youtube.comSCTV - Tammy Faye Bakker Makeup - Catherine OHaraYouTube video by theOscarpool 0324
Matt the Scott @mortscoot.bsky.social · 27/01/2026"Good night, Minnesota! I am OUT of here! See you at Nuremburg 2!!" #gregbovino #bovino #ICE #trump #minnesota 010
Matt the Scott @mortscoot.bsky.social · 26/01/2026It's okay. My dad used to say these types of things. My dad has Alzheimer's, btw. #trump 110
Reposted by Matt the ScottGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 26/01/2026AOC reads Vance and his whining to filth. 601263199
Reposted by Matt the ScottTVLine @tvline.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Jim Rockford is back on the case: NBC has ordered a pilot for a reboot of the classic '70s detective series The Rockford Files.tvline.comThe Rockford Files Reboot Lands Pilot Order At NBC — Who Would You Cast To Fill James Garner's Shoes? - TVLine 593813
Reposted by Matt the ScottDavid Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Note from a veteran police reporter: NAMING law officers who use lethal force under any and every circumstance IS NOT doxxing. It is journalism. Officers who invoke lethal force are ID'd publicly as a standard -- or were when we were a republic. Asdress, no. Name, rank, posting, etc. -- yes. 161541375
Matt the Scott @mortscoot.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Are you really this absolutely useless? If so, can you resign in favor of someone willing to actually fight for our country that Trump is trying to destroy? 000
Matt the Scott @mortscoot.bsky.social · 01/01/2026All amazing films, but Pelham is especially exciting to me. Congrats! 000
Reposted by Matt the ScottEmma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 29/12/2025wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French 334109516
Matt the Scott @mortscoot.bsky.social · 13/12/2025It's like the joke on SLOW HORSES: "Of course you didn't mean to kill him. If you meant to kill him, he'd still be alive!" 010
Matt the Scott @mortscoot.bsky.social · 05/12/2025I'd cheer @nytimes.com if they hadn't done everything they could to normalize Trump for years because he gets them clicks. 000
Matt the Scott @mortscoot.bsky.social · 05/12/2025"We now own Batman, Harry Potter, and The Wizard of Oz" is quite the journey from "we mail you 3 DVDs". #netflix 020
Matt the Scott @mortscoot.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Hey kids! Spooky season is here! Who's YOUR favorite Nosferatu?? #stephenmiller 010
Matt the Scott @mortscoot.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Hey, everyone, this guy is super edgy, he just wanted to make sure you knew. 010
Reposted by Matt the ScottPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 22/09/2025IIRC, if The Rapture really happens it’s honestly going to be great down here for a thousand years until everyone gets thrown into the lake of fire. A thousand years without these assholes! It’s actually a pretty good deal! 562342204
Reposted by Matt the ScottNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Multiple peer reviewed studies done by medical researchers indicate that Tylenol does not seem to be a cause of autism. But one heroin-addicted nepo baby says that it is. For pregnant mothers it can be hard to know who to trust. 381701359
Reposted by Matt the ScottNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Trump’s inability to pronounce “acetaminophen” raises new questions about Joe Biden’s mental state. 543772537
Matt the Scott @mortscoot.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Me, yelling up at my wife as she's Raptured: "What's the FIOS password??" #Rapture 010
Reposted by Matt the ScottNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Whether it’s Fox News’s Brian Kilmeade advocating killing homeless people by “involuntary lethal injection” or MSNBC’s Matthew Dowd bringing up things that Charlie Kirk said, both networks have crossed the boundaries of decency. 654061727
Reposted by Matt the ScottNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 10/09/2025GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually 2168991215
Reposted by Matt the ScottThe Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Quick question: what the fuck is anyone talking about anymore 16869851159
Reposted by Matt the ScottKaren Geier @karengeier.com · 14/09/2025"let's keep politics out of it" - someone with one very specific set of politics 101241168
Matt the Scott @mortscoot.bsky.social · 25/08/2025I like that you don't understand hyperbole or commas. 000
Reposted by Matt the ScottWanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 14/08/2025JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way! MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old. 104153775
Matt the Scott @mortscoot.bsky.social · 25/08/2025I like that you're a menace, like Spider-Man. I demand pictures! 000
Reposted by Matt the ScottPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Team Eric Adams Get Through Entire Day Without Any New Crimes Challenge 552069252
Reposted by Matt the ScottLarry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 25/08/2025That's right, Eric Adams! You give the mayor of New York a piece of your mind! 071
Reposted by Matt the ScottJulia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 25/08/2025wow that’s fucked up that they killed everyone who didn’t complete the scavenger hunt 1703430453
Reposted by Matt the ScottDominique Baker @bakerdphd.bsky.social · 25/08/2025But...but *you're* the mayor right now 62655298
Reposted by Matt the ScottPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 25/08/2025no woke sign is gonna tell *me* what water’s potable 2368960
Matt the Scott @mortscoot.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Always someone in the comments making excuses for the fascists. 110
