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Melody Schreiber @melodyschreiber.com · 10/10/2026

Maybe if the African children were code they'd still be alive

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 09/10/2026

Because he's one of the only people standing next to a Republican going, "this person is a piece of shit, I don't respect him, neither should you, he's fucking evil and he needs to go, and I don't care if it makes me sound rude saying it" LIKE EVERY DEMOCRAT SHOULD BE DOING??? MAYBE???

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Mortimer Langford @mortimerlangford.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Now I almost kinda hope we *don't* sell our house and move out of the area.

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Mortimer Langford @mortimerlangford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"Reefer Madness" is probably why I have three opened jars of different fruit jellies in my fridge. I must be stopped!

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Mortimer Langford @mortimerlangford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

In fairness, weed tends to give me very sudden, violent urges. It just so happens that the victims of said urges tend to look like bags of chips or pbj sandwiches.

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Mortimer Langford @mortimerlangford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Another day, smothering piece of evidence that Hayley Williams is based as fuck

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John “Danielle” Phipps @magitekdad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Whoa he was an FBI Agent

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

weird flex of an ad, weed gummies

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Kait Richardson 🥔 @thryse.com · 02/10/2026

I saw Chronicles of Narnia and Alice in Wonderland described as “western isekai” and I think it broke me.

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Mortimer Langford @mortimerlangford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

He died doing what he loved: Shitting himself publicly while surrounded by people holding rigid smiles in order to hold up appearances.

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Mortimer Langford @mortimerlangford.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Do the rest of y'all struggle to enjoy the same types of stories you used to because it has aged horrendously due to life imitating art rather then the other way round? Or just us dystopia Sci Fi types?

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Mortimer Langford @mortimerlangford.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I am on my third playthrough of Cyberpunk 2077 and this time, I'm aiming for all of the endings. Last night I started the one that reveals that the super old CEO who was murdered is getting his conscious uploaded into his son in order to remain in control, albeit in a younger body.

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Mortimer Langford @mortimerlangford.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to leave a couple canisters of gasoline in my driveway in case of entrepreneurial women who have decided to save our country. I know shit is expensive so I want to help.

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Mortimer Langford @mortimerlangford.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I can imagine. The fact that men are generally able to rely join waking up the next morning and continuing to breath is nothing less than a sign of the incredible amounts of restraint y'all demonstrate. It confuses, scares, and saddens me.

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Mortimer Langford @mortimerlangford.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Let he without upholstery cumstains cast the first stone.

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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If you owe a woman 5 million dollars for sexual assault, you also owe the country your resignation.

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Cara @cara7177.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Dear Men, If your friends tell you they’re gang raping a woman, put a stop to it by any means necessary. Call the cops. Physically pull the men off the woman. Then stop being friends with men who rape women. Sincerely, A Pissed Off Woman

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A necklace made of sausage links, pasta and green beans. We’ll call it a food chain.

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Mortimer Langford @mortimerlangford.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Wife: I know which one *I'd* trust. Me: The badass rebel yeeting her sandwich? Wife: Yup.

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

one child is practicing his campaign speech for the upcoming student government election and the other threw her lunch box onto the school's roof #twowolves

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Mortimer Langford @mortimerlangford.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bonus points if Trump himself declares with a smile that he's tried to give the entire world a STI!

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Mortimer Langford @mortimerlangford.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Well, since we're discussing it, I am once again imploring people to refer to AI as "Super Technological Intelligence" when talking to non-MAGA and "Super Trump Intelligence" to MAGA so we can get everyone to say Trump gave us STIs. We have just over a month before midterms. We can do this!

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Mortimer Langford @mortimerlangford.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Man. If only there was something you could do to turn this around. Welp, guess you better silence all those scary progressive/socialist types! It's either that or admit that you're a worthless seat warmer, and why on Earth would you ever do that? The sooner you leave office, the sooner we heal.

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Mortimer Langford @mortimerlangford.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I had a girlfriend about 10 years ago that shared our sex life with my friends and was confused that I would be upset about that. About a month ago, a close friend told my wife and I in a group message that she was getting her nips pierced. Relationship and context matters.

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Mortimer Langford @mortimerlangford.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If it's someone I don't know super well, I like to check in with a "Is this something that is okay to tell my wife about?" and go from there. But otherwise, I have a thing where I see couples as one entity. So unless I SPECIFICALLY state not to, I assume anything I day will be told to their partner.

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🏳️‍⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] @alexandraerin.com · 12/08/2023

But doctor, Pagliacci isn't in my network. Can you write me a prescription for a generic clown?

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Mortimer Langford @mortimerlangford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It's been... Kind of a nonstarter, for reasons I fail to see.

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Mortimer Langford @mortimerlangford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I've been pushing to refer to it as "Super Technology Intelligence" to Non-MAGA and "Super Trump Intelligence" to MAGA. I just need to hear Mike Johnson and JD Vance brag about Trump giving us all STIs

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Mortimer Langford @mortimerlangford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

That ratio is so tantalizingly delicious, I'm gonna have to apologize to my wife for being too full to eat dinner.

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Mortimer Langford @mortimerlangford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Yeah, I tend to follow the mindset of "Good writers write what they know. *GREAT* writers write what they *DON'T* know, but do so well enough to convince readers that they do." But I also enjoy researching random things that make my novels more accurate and interesting.

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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

why is this so goddamn funny go back to westeros for another cameo you belong there in the horse poop and misery you rich dork

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Me: *𝘴𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘳* Me: OK, everyone, we’re gonna slow things down a little *𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤*

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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I’m still so pissed that those of us who didn’t fuck around, still have to find out. We KNEW this was gonna happen.

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Will Kerslake @wkerslake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I recently heard someone describe NIN as inverse Rick Astley. I will give you up I will let you down I will run around and desert you I will make you cry I will say goodbye I will tell a lie and hurt you

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

WIFE: I had to buy a strainer today and omg they cost so much now ME: *barely audible* Expensieve HER: Get out!

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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

[Phlebotomist waiting room] Me: [chanting] blood, blood- Other patients: blood, BLOOD Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD!

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Here we have a lady trying to feed a baby kitten. And here we have a guy trying to bludgeon the kitten to death with a brick. It is important that we get both people's thoughts on what should be done with the kitten.

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

i’m like the anti-ai because i can produce water in the form of tears while managing to get little to no work done

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Mortimer Langford @mortimerlangford.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Imagine fumbling a hot issue so hard your own touring band goes "Yeah... fuck you." 🤣🤣🤣

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Mortimer Langford @mortimerlangford.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Listen, man, you can't keep calling it "hair of the dog" and *not* expect him to misconstrue it.

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Mortimer Langford @mortimerlangford.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Right? I mean, whomst amongst us hasn't glanced at man's best friend while making a PBJ, only to hesitate when looking join the Skippy and thinking "... Would."?

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Mortimer Langford @mortimerlangford.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"No one chooses to fuck animals, they're forced to" is such a weird stance to take. Especially considering videos are on the internet forever and can easily disprove your argument. Makes me curious of who they're desperately trying to slip into the FBI. Because this *has* to be for someone specific.

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Mortimer Langford @mortimerlangford.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Well, seeing as a large portion of the world continues to get angry and murder people for the first message, I fully embrace the second. But your mileage may vary.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

weed could have fixed him

The pokemon Cubone who is a small dinosaur or lizard looking creature with a skull helmet and a bone club

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Mortimer Langford @mortimerlangford.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

So the Matrix has been my favorite movie series since I was 15, and I had no idea until a few years ago that it's a trans allegory. I'm not trans myself, but it made a lot of sense and I find it weird whenever other "fans" respond with "Nuh uh". So fucking excited to hear Lily has a new studio 🖤

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Mortimer Langford @mortimerlangford.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Your boyfriend: Alright, alright, you win!

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Mortimer Langford @mortimerlangford.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Please stop with the "We must show we're strong!". Start using "We're scared, but together, we can overcome", and pull EVERYONE into your community. Brown, trans, impoverished, EVERYONE. Only by acknowledging our mistakes and standing guard against me ones will we truly recover. 🖤

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