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Shane Sweeney

@morningsongs.bsky.social
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She promised she'd be there with me, when I paint my masterpiece... Dad, musician, artist, Professional Worrier for Two Cow Garage. Inquiries and commission info at shanetwocowgarage@gmail.com

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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He came from somewhere back in her long ago…
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I propose we skip the rest of the playoffs just the WS now. Make it Guardians vs Cubs: 10 years later. Only this time the guards win, breaking whatever curse was put on this country when the cubs won in 2016.
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“I either want this horse to have a good home, or be food”
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sometimes I wonder what that scary little girl from the ring is up to. Does she still live in that well or the TV’s? The world may never know.
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"There were more things in Forbidden Planet than were dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio."
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“Logic is an enemy and truth is a menace.” The late great ROD SERLING with a warning from 1961. THE TWILIGHT ZONE
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 26/08/2026
Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
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Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
LOS ANGELES - Following the death of beloved 80-year-old British actor Tim Curry, observers have noted a coterie of anonymous upper crust suspects arriving at his mansion in order to investigate the m...
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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You know who really needs shock gloves? Women. Women walking at night. Women in parking garages. Women who've filed restraining orders. Women everywhere.  You know who doesn't need them? Ultra violent fascists with a history of abuse and assault.
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Ness 🟡⚪🟣⚫ @nesstheenby.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The police should not have quotas, the news should not have ratings and the prisons should not have profits
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This is practically impossible.
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My Closet Picks — four from the Criterion Closet
Dead Man · The Last Temptation of Christ · The Thin Red Line · His Girl Friday — opened from the Criterion Closet. Take a Polaroid of your own four.
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
We’re about two days away from people falling over themselves to eulogize Mitch McConnell
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The blob remake alone puts him high in the pantheon. But, Dream Warriors is absolutely the best in that whole series of (mostly) good films.
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A lot of people don’t realize the dust bowl wasn’t a natural phenomenon. It happened when agrobusiness interests dramatically transformed the plains without regard for drought, and created vicious dust storms that choked whole families to death. That’s what I think of when I read about data centers.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 17/07/2026
Probably more helpful to think of them not so much as “Canadian wildfires” but rather “climate change wildfires currently consuming Canada”
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Maybe they should just practice locking the door and turning off the lights and remaining silent while hiding under their desks…or is that just appropriate for kindergartners? 
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Matthew Kay @mjskay.com · 12/07/2026
politicians want everyone to speak well of terrible people who died because many of them are terrible people who will die
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
BREAKING: Lindsey Graham loses lifelong battle with doing the right thing.
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
@mlb.com I pay to stream the guardians games. This is the third game this month (so far) that I have to have a separate streaming service for. I know you won’t, but you should at least prorate those games. Like zevon said “I never thought I’d have to pay so dearly, for what was already mine”
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Spider-Noir was fucking perfect. If you like Welles, Hawks, Hitchcock, Cronenberg and Spiderman, it’s all of those things and more. Can’t say enough about it. Watch it in black and white (it’s beautiful) watch it in color (also beautiful and looks like dick Tracy). Just perfect.
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John @attackofhubris.net · 02/06/2026
Happy Pride to all my LGBTQ+ friends. You are valid, you are loved, and fuck anyone who doesn't think so. If you have shitty parents, I'll be your dad now. Eat well, wear sunscreen, and hydrate properly. Come over for dinner anytime, we always have enough.
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I’m not even kidding when I say that the Wu-Tang Clan has helped me re-engage with the world after my mom passing. I love all of the sad songs and I will write my share of them. But Wu-Tang has helped me get up in the morning. Made me want to create things through this bullshit.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
In the end we were just his latest casino and whatnot.
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Nick Brumfield @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
All I'm saying is the Dems in Virginia have to pull what the Ohio GOP has been doing for the last decade or US democracy is right and truly fucked
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R. Souissi @rsouissivibes.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
It's amazing how quickly White politicians in the South rushed to PROVE exactly why we needed the Voting Rights Act!
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 30/04/2026
TOMORROW: Americans are calling out of work, walking out of school, and refusing to shop on the nationwide day of economic disruption. There are many ways you can get involved on May Day: survey.alchemer.com/s3/8705046/i... Join one of the over 3,000 events planned: www.mobilize.us/mayday/map/?...
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Michael P. Breen @mpbreen21.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
A SCOTUS that believes that the Constitution protects the political rights of corporations more than it does those of non-White Americans is fundamentally illegitimate and its rulings should be treated as such
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
It's the end of the month again, which means rent is due, which, because of the economy and times we're in, means many are facing eviction- many on this very site. If you are blessed enough to have the means, consider running a search for RENT HELP and helping a stranger keep a roof over their head.
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🍉 matty 🪲 @mullhund.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
we're bringing back the firing squad? for federal crimes, you say? does the president know
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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The Access of Evil
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Frosted Poptart @toastertrollop.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
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Ye Olde Punk @nehoc.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I know I've shared this before but it seems to become more relevant by the day and it's just a great song.
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XTC - Dear God
YouTube video by XTCVEVO
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-…
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Black people wrote America’s soundtrack. To the extent any musical genre has ever been popular, be sure Black people invented it. Jazz, Country, Blues, Funk, Soul, R&B, Neo Soul, Hip Hop/Rap, Disco, Rock and Roll, House, Swing, Bluegrass, Electronic, EDM and much more—all invented by Black people.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
A few years ago during SXSW Cryptobros put up billboards all over town with the message: CRYPTO IS REAL! You know how I knew crypto isn't real? Because no one ever had to put up a billboard saying MONEY IS REAL! It just is. THAT'S how I feel about every article telling me I need AI in my life.
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Qoboe - 3d comms open @qoboe.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.
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David Darmofal @daviddarmofal.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
We shouldn't all be forced to live in this episode of The Twilight Zone constantly. This is no way to live.
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a young boy in a striped shirt is pointing his finger
ALT: a young boy in a striped shirt is pointing his finger
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
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Matthew Reichbach @fbihop.com · 01/04/2026
Today's the day.
A screenshot of David Cross and Bob Odenkirk in front of a NASA logo. Cross is speaking into a microphone at a podium. 

Text says " American can, should must, and will blow up the moon"
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Zach D Roberts @zdroberts.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
A reminder. Every person in camo and guns patrolling in American cities are voluntarily there. No one is forcing them. They signed up for it, signed a contract and knew exactly what they were getting into. They are not good people.
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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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Post from account called uppity_negress_ that reads: So...just so we're clear...you want me to be afraid of trans women in the women's bathroom because they might be cis men pretending so they can assault women and children...

...and you think this reflects on...Trans women...and not cis men?

Do i have this correct?
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Ten! @tentacleteapot.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Klaatu barada nikto, indeed.
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
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a man in a suit and tie is wearing a crown and saying yeah boyy !
Alt: Flavor Flav says YEAH BOOYYYEEEE,!!!
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
@ryanfromohio.bsky.social fucking Z!
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Black phone 2 was amazing. Like, if Robert Jordan wrote the exorcist/elm st:3 with all of the twin peaks and the shining. Loved the first film, and novella. And I’m a selling this film short by references. Great work by a writers writer in @crobertcargill.bsky.social
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