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Shane Sweeney

@morningsongs.bsky.social
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She promised she'd be there with me, when I paint my masterpiece... Dad, musician, artist, Professional Worrier for Two Cow Garage. Inquiries and commission info at shanetwocowgarage@gmail.com

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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 9h
Worked for 3 hours “training” at a donatos by Graceland. Never went back.
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 14h
Just to clarify, I’m not like a coast to coast person. But I find it, and the folks on it, endlessly fascinating
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 17h
Man I’ve been listening to so much coast to coast lately. Totally here for this.
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Jacob Pomrenke @buckweaver.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Only wish Bob Uecker was here to see the Brewers back in the World Series.
Bob Uecker, in his Mr. Belvedere era, wears a garishly loud sweater and khakis, leaning against a floor-to-ceiling decorative baseball bat with his own signature on it inside a living room with black and white family photos on the wall behind him.
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Sande @sande0724.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fact.
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The walking dead. 100%.
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He came from somewhere back in her long ago…
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It would! But I’m talking about exorcising Lovecraftian levels of demons here
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I propose we skip the rest of the playoffs just the WS now. Make it Guardians vs Cubs: 10 years later. Only this time the guards win, breaking whatever curse was put on this country when the cubs won in 2016.
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Great record
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That hat is solid fucking gold though.
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So sorry for your loss, Matt
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Saw Wu-Tang last year and they were unbelievably good.
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’d pay good money to see a wyld Stalions show, though
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“I either want this horse to have a good home, or be food”
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sometimes I wonder what that scary little girl from the ring is up to. Does she still live in that well or the TV’s? The world may never know.
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My sans amp pedal/direct box came with a booklet. That had settings. One of them was 70’s ampeg (which I use) but quite literally one of them is also King Crimson. Not an amp. Just like “this guy has his own sound”
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"There were more things in Forbidden Planet than were dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio."
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“Logic is an enemy and truth is a menace.” The late great ROD SERLING with a warning from 1961. THE TWILIGHT ZONE
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Met’s brass: “finally, we have removed ourselves from the curse of Bonilla! May the Queen’s light reign again!”
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just watched Legend, in tribute. Total badass
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Well done
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 26/08/2026
Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
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Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
LOS ANGELES - Following the death of beloved 80-year-old British actor Tim Curry, observers have noted a coterie of anonymous upper crust suspects arriving at his mansion in order to investigate the m...
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not a shirt but Jackson made a new back patch that is a ramshackle glory song “your heart is a muscle the size of your fist”
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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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You know who really needs shock gloves? Women. Women walking at night. Women in parking garages. Women who've filed restraining orders. Women everywhere.  You know who doesn't need them? Ultra violent fascists with a history of abuse and assault.
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Dang
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
We had a close skunk encounter tonight too. They’re very cute when not threatened
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Cologne is great and that cathedral is wild.
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Ness 🟡⚪🟣⚫ @nesstheenby.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The police should not have quotas, the news should not have ratings and the prisons should not have profits
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This is practically impossible.
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My Closet Picks — four from the Criterion Closet
Dead Man · The Last Temptation of Christ · The Thin Red Line · His Girl Friday — opened from the Criterion Closet. Take a Polaroid of your own four.
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
We’re about two days away from people falling over themselves to eulogize Mitch McConnell
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Holy shit I thought the same thing.
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The blob remake alone puts him high in the pantheon. But, Dream Warriors is absolutely the best in that whole series of (mostly) good films.
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Sam Elliot. 100%
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Fuck yeah dude. Congrats again. Super cool.
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A lot of people don’t realize the dust bowl wasn’t a natural phenomenon. It happened when agrobusiness interests dramatically transformed the plains without regard for drought, and created vicious dust storms that choked whole families to death. That’s what I think of when I read about data centers.
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Holy shit! Congrats!
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 17/07/2026
Probably more helpful to think of them not so much as “Canadian wildfires” but rather “climate change wildfires currently consuming Canada”
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Maybe they should just practice locking the door and turning off the lights and remaining silent while hiding under their desks…or is that just appropriate for kindergartners? 
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Matthew Kay @mjskay.com · 12/07/2026
politicians want everyone to speak well of terrible people who died because many of them are terrible people who will die
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
BREAKING: Lindsey Graham loses lifelong battle with doing the right thing.
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A schooner is a sailboat
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Great dude
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Absolutely. And nothing soon, but inevitably, yes!
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Mines not dead (that I know of) but I totally feel and understand that
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
@mlb.com I pay to stream the guardians games. This is the third game this month (so far) that I have to have a separate streaming service for. I know you won’t, but you should at least prorate those games. Like zevon said “I never thought I’d have to pay so dearly, for what was already mine”
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Shane Sweeney @morningsongs.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Never ridden a street car down high st? Fucking poseur (They stopped in 1948)
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