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Babies are born worshipping unknown gods

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NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The Soviet Union
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
England and America are two nations cursed by a horrendous ancestral decision to crush their biggest villains in a bitter civil war only to then retroactively declare the whole mess a draw just to keep the old money happy
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
it must be so heart-breaking to make all this cool artwork for a game, and then they slap some dabadee-dabadi mfs on the cover because it's 2005 and the last thing anyone wants to do is look like a japanimation.
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a rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore @steamedhamms.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
We’re a serious, modern, egalitarian country. Our hereditary king’s crown has its own little cushion
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NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
That Streeting/Starmer meeting in full
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I’m not a meme guy but I like this one
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NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
People say AI slop has no soul but I just saw a video of someone discovering the corpse of Tinkywinky and it moved me to tears
A bizarre picture of tinkywinky lying against a wall in what looks like a ruin, covered in mud and seemingly dead
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
"Unleash the lion in you"
The lion in me:

[pic of weird lion]
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 12/05/2026
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NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Alex Davies-Jones has resigned to spend more time with her true passion which is calling the police on anyone who looks her in the eye
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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Found this old file, sketching out something I was going to paint during the last Labour leadership election in 2020 but I lost the will to live half way through making it. Looks like I hadn't even heard of Labour Together at that point
Labour-style graphic: "I'm backing an Empty Suit for Labour leader." with a photo of a headless suit holding a microphone. Below it says Empty suit for Labour leader is backed by: Progress, Labour First, Tony Blair Institute for Global Change
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NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Jess Phillips has resigned to spend more time with her true passion which is being Jess Phillips
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Keir Starmer every single week
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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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Use of Weapons @useofweapons.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Today's the day Geronimo gets his revenge. Never cross an alpaca.
A picture of Geronimo the alpaca, with the text 'FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE'.
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NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Slightly increase a band: They Probably Are Giants
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NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
"I'm a Remainer but also fucking depraved" is a great voter base
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Repeat Blunderer @doghousereilly.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
A rubbish meme shoddily updated shows a boxer standing up ready to fight saying Ok ima fight punchbag then the same boxer sitting down having a drink of water saying damn punchbag got hands.
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Siobhan "Shiv" Craig - DarkEden21 @darkeden21.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
guys you're not gonna believe this but one of the reform councillors who won a seat has been dead for a year rofl
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Cathode Ray Blanchard @shivs.kindgirls.online · 11/05/2026
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Philippos @philipposba.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
A confused hillary clinton entering a horrible kitchen
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
SICKOS
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Night of the Living Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Women don't want men with big testicles. They want men with gigantic, inflatable scrotums. Scrotums that strike fear in the hearts of their enemies. Scrotums that defy the world order. Women want mythologically accurate Tanukis.
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Pom Poko Studio Ghibli Raccoons Inflating
Alt: from Pom Poko by Studio Ghibli, Warrior tanukis (racoon-like creatures) gliding on their massive scrotums into battle against frightened soldiers
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Olivia Waite @oliviawaite.com · 10/05/2026
“We, the creators of the Torment Nexus, are now suing the writers of the classic science fiction novel ‘Don’t Create the Torment Nexus.’”
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Top screen: Slurm Slug looks at Fry (who has Meta AI over him) "that's Meta AI you can ask it anything"

Professor " ask it to fuck off"
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NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
youtu.be
Golden Boy - Swimming
YouTube video by chanogi
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TK @essenariz.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 17/03/2025
get in loser, we’re also losers. this is the losermobile
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NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
You can go to the doctor You can cough in his face Infect the whole human race But you can't ignore my techno
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Electric Six - Synthesizer
YouTube video by explosiv0
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NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Best adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only
A stunning, sexy picture of Abe the Mudokon from the Abes Oddysee game
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grayson @graysond.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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DismalChips DIED FIFTY YEARS AGO THIS VERY NIGHT @dismalchips.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
"a huge factional shitfight" to the tune of Personal Jesus.
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NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I'm in my new place, getting everything delivered tomorrow so having a basic night and it's just hit me the vibe of this building is "haunted apartment block from a J-Horror film" and that fucking rules
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NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Old lady at bus stop in Brum asked if this went a certain way, said I wasn't sure as I'd just moved back to the area and she looked me dead in the eye and said "oh, that explains the queer accent, bab" I missed this place lmao
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Pesky Splintergeist ~👻🌙~ @peskysplinter.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Yoda olive meme but edited to have Starmer's haircut and reading 
after appointing a nonce associate from 1997 standing in front of a refrigerator at 1:34am

2:12am going back for more nonce associates.
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
there wasn't even an election, someone put taylor swift tickets under a giant anvil and it worked 17 times in a row
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Dave @mediocredave.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Hell yes, lads! bsky.app/profile/scot...
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Pesky Splintergeist ~👻🌙~ @peskysplinter.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Hearing Harriet Harman has taken to baking celebratory goods on her instagram. Google "Harriet Harman PIE" for more info 😀
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Punished Snrub @punishedsnrub.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Is that the same Harriet Harman who was employed by the National Council for Civil Liberties when it was associated with the Paedophile Information Exchange?
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Punished Snrub @punishedsnrub.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Hi, a brand new account here looking for all my fronds
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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Dril tweet with the alteration "Keir Starmer: Let me be clear"... i rev up my motorcycle and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement.
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NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
So, that's it. I've left Essex, both the university and the county. Lived here for nearly 20 years and worked on campus for over 10, I'm leaving with grey hairs and regrets but it's time to move on. Feels weird starting your life again when you're nearly 40.
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Kenny Stewart @kennystew.art · 08/05/2026
Farewell, Ash Regan, your legacy will live forever.
'You cannot possibly drive prostitution underground. If you had women in underground cellars with a locked door, how would punters get to them?' Ash Regan
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NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Sky have got fucking Maurice Glasman on and I've never actually heard him speak before and Christ, he's just the most boring arsehole in a pub isn't he? Monstrously full of himself and just declaring everyone else to be stupid because they won't make Shabana Mahmood PM.
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