NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026"Clavicular X JD Vance X Jake Paul" sounds like the most cursed fanfic you've ever read 041
Reposted by NHS Groverhausedeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 13/05/2026England and America are two nations cursed by a horrendous ancestral decision to crush their biggest villains in a bitter civil war only to then retroactively declare the whole mess a draw just to keep the old money happy 06415
NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Yeah, I was about to say it's almost defo a Manics reference. It's like how the LADS bellow along to Design for Life as if it isn't one of the fucking bleakest songs they ever wrote 020
Reposted by NHS Groverhauspoondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 13/05/2026it must be so heart-breaking to make all this cool artwork for a game, and then they slap some dabadee-dabadi mfs on the cover because it's 2005 and the last thing anyone wants to do is look like a japanimation. 5928421058
Reposted by NHS Groverhausa rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore @steamedhamms.bsky.social · 13/05/2026 117543
NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026He was indeed, it's weird how he's never looked into anyone on the Labour right but I'm sure that's just coincidental 120
NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026He's literally a senior Labour Party operative lmao 100
Reposted by NHS GroverhausThe Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026We’re a serious, modern, egalitarian country. Our hereditary king’s crown has its own little cushion 092
Reposted by NHS Groverhaus聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I’m not a meme guy but I like this one 92455566
NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Best response I heard to a tourist when I was in Essex who asked where the castle was - "which one?" 010
NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026People say AI slop has no soul but I just saw a video of someone discovering the corpse of Tinkywinky and it moved me to tears 031
NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Alex Davies-Jones has resigned to spend more time with her true passion which is calling the police on anyone who looks her in the eye 0318
Reposted by NHS GroverhausSpelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Found this old file, sketching out something I was going to paint during the last Labour leadership election in 2020 but I lost the will to live half way through making it. Looks like I hadn't even heard of Labour Together at that point 03610
NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026It's got to be something like that, just so weird for her to say it like that? 110
NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026There's a crack team of civil servants watching hundreds of live feeds from children's phones, waiting for a hint of genitalia before smashing the big red Jess alarm. 0110
NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Jess looked in the mirror and said "safeguarding women starts at home" 061
NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026"Over a year ago I presented solutions, long worked on by brilliant civil servants that would end the ability for children in the UK to take naked images of themselves" Bab, what the fuck lmao 4221
NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Probably helps the constituents who've never seen her outside of media appearances 010
NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Jess Phillips has resigned to spend more time with her true passion which is being Jess Phillips 27718
Reposted by NHS GroverhausJoel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Keir Starmer every single week 116431
NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I've never seen someone who looks so much like a Simpsons character, I don't know how else to describe it 050
NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I never realised the cliffs of Dover were actually just Minas Tirith but with gun emplacements 020
NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Slightly increase a band: They Probably Are Giants 010
NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I refuse to believe people didn't do this, it was hours of fun - I got properly into the electrical appliances because they looked cool and oh shit 130
NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Yeah because scrapping all disability benefits is such a nice thing. Don't be a cunt if you're going to cry about getting called out for it x 130
NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026"I'm a Remainer but also fucking depraved" is a great voter base 260
NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026You fool, you rube. I just started a new job at a slightly lower pay grade so I bring home about 150 quid less a month but also have fuck all responsibilities and I am so happy lmao 120
NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Tells everyone about how he makes his famous "dirty chicken" and it's just kfc with the skin taken off and thrown in the bin 030
NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Imagine if they actually win a General and have to admit their pick for Foreign Secretary is just a racist cartoon from the 70s 0150
Reposted by NHS GroverhausSiobhan "Shiv" Craig - DarkEden21 @darkeden21.bsky.social · 11/05/2026guys you're not gonna believe this but one of the reform councillors who won a seat has been dead for a year rofl 2522339
NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I'm a long time fan, she's just a take machine 020
NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I constantly forget the "he sounds like Alan Partridge" thing isn't that far from the truth 020
NHS Groverhaus @moosemalloy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026 Bad things have happened here. Quiet things that no one can know. 060
Reposted by NHS GroverhausNight of the Living Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Women don't want men with big testicles. They want men with gigantic, inflatable scrotums. Scrotums that strike fear in the hearts of their enemies. Scrotums that defy the world order. Women want mythologically accurate Tanukis.static.klipy.comPom Poko Studio Ghibli Raccoons InflatingAlt: from Pom Poko by Studio Ghibli, Warrior tanukis (racoon-like creatures) gliding on their massive scrotums into battle against frightened soldiers 13312
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