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@moodprobiotic.bsky.social
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dont ever call me a legend. cause they only call you a legend once your leg ends

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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i know thats right !
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
me: beyond that valley lays the forever forest don't go in there without a lamp from the elves. past the forest is the red mountains home of the rock trolls son: what is that pillar of glowing golden light? me: i don't know i never went over there i just didn't get around to it
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lmao
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
when the guy in the video about what quake mods to install for a first time setup looks like this, close out all the other tabs. don't get a second opinion, you don't need it.
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i fucked up dude. i went to the bagel shop that only has an ambient soundscape until a faint dissonant hum begins at the first twinge of harrowing revelation
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Share if you would do anything to protect the valley
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it does fizzle in a bunch of places but where it doesn’t, its her best album since emotion
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Work Bully: How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away) Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh) Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone.
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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i had a blast but can you please not invite basho next time? his vivid depictions of the change of seasons make me painfully aware of my own transience
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Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot @egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Who are you who has come? I am a magician. Are you complete? I am complete. Are you equipped? I am equipped. Have the limbs been restored for you? The limbs have been restored for me. What are those two limbs? They are the arm and the leg. (CTF2)
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
an actual timeless masterpiece
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
WHAT
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the existence of a piece is in debt to its subject, even if they are stupid and shallow and miserable. rank derision only cheapens its impact. you have the foundation of an excellent conceptual work here, but do you think this is an honest characterization of your subject and its desires?
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
carly’s thesis on desperation and fate as the core of romance was most obviously launched by “call me maybe” but here it’s almost overwhelming with lines like: now i know what i knew from the start/ like a whispering dream from afar/ like i already know who you are/ your love is all ive ever known
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
new carly isnt career defining. but ive wanted her to make a song like burning heart for 5 years and she finally did
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this is so wrong i cant even give it the courtesy like before replying
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my washing machine started billowing out a thick cloud of smoke that i breathed a ton of while shutting it off so my apartment didnt get set on fire. thats called prioritizing a now problem while taking it easy on the forty years down the line problem, and its a sign of being a chill guy
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
be nice, its not easy to remember whats in a rum and coke
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
their food was really good? and your homie who works there kept bringing us out extra things that we didn’t order? but go off
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
congratulations on your new child named Mordr
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
how it feels to order a plant-based grain bowl from my local organic cafe
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
just to be clear ive had multiple A10s on everyone but this was the first time i felt like i cooked a synergy rather than looking for the obvious existing ones
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i had my first A10 with a non-standard build. got an early strangle with silent, so i started building around 0 costs, then i got tough bandages and got block online with calc gamble. barely squeaked by act 1. then got clone, put it on calc gamble, then picked up corrosive wave. massive poison
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
northernlion to his chat while he's playing a game where you have to carry a slippery fish to a waiting leopard seal:
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
nice to meet you, my name's mark. as in "ov chain"
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
nice to meet you, my name's mark. as in "of the beast"
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
just saw a neon SHAWARMA sign with the letters WAR burned out and i felt like this
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Lolling at this again
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
this would be cool if mincer didn't already have three LRADs installed in the back of his nissan altima that he uses exclusively to play yo la tengo
wikipedia screenshot detailing a performance artist using a decomissioned LRAD to play the cha cha slide at an baton rouge ex-blacksite
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the red and white uniforms forming a living, breathing, rhizomatic swastika...
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Your Feeld likes when you land in a new city
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Mad Max @madmaxphoto.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Afternoon Shadows #nudistbeach #nudist #naturist #naturistbeach #dickshadow #penisshadow #cockshadow #gaybeach
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
the actual prisoner's dilemma: should i work out today by doing 10000 partial rep inverted rows while hanging off the sink, or by doing 10000 partial rep pushups with my feet elevated on the toilet
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Obama Trismegistus
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Lol
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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Please Obey My Dope Ass Orb
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
STS2 silent card called "backshots"
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
ive seen this man before...
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
its the ultimate show for dads to watch and go "yeah. that dude's awesome" but its only woke in the libertarian way
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
hey man im going on a date later, but if i need to bail, can i text you to send your sperms to attack me so i have an excuse to leave?
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fancy waddle dee @fivepoisonskid.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
human proverb: if you get bit by a snake, you get away from it and treat the poison, you dont run after the snake and try to explain why you didn't deserve to get bitten snake proverb: SSSSsssssSSSsssSSSssssssssssSSSSssss
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"Down in It" off Pretty Hate Machine sounds like if you engineered in a lab the most racist white person version of a Grandmaster Flash song possible
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
We could sure use another check from the Chinese.
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i high rolled 2 fastens early on regent a few days ago and felt like i was on crack
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
*rotating the eyeball on my fleshy radio until the mouth stops hissing and starts singing a familiar tune*
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
bro did you seriously just cleanse the earth with purifying fire 🤦‍♂️
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
if you ask a man if he's gay and he says no, then ask him if other people would say he looks gay and he says no, and then you show him a picture of another man (who answered the same way) and ask him "does this man look gay" he WILL say yes. so im not concerned if LLMs ever pass the turing test
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Lol
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