moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 3h🎵 Oompa Loompa's faces are Orange, 🎵 🎵 We've got another... Oh, KNIDS! KNIDS! Start over! Start over! #OompaLoompa #WillyWonka 000
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'm 38 years old, and every few months, I have a dream about Batman. In last night's Batdream, I was reading a comic in which Batman crashed the Batmobile but he survived the crash. Robin rescues him from the car and while Bats pretends not to care, he says thank you to it in a though bubble. #DC 000
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 02/10/2026In the early 2000s, if someone saw you watching a video on your phone, they'd kind of assume it was porn. I was showing some coworkers a video on my break, in the break room, and my boss looked at us disapprovingly and refused to watch it when I offered. It was about Strandbeests. #memories #I'mOld 000
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026- Upload Iron Man 2 to Grok. - Change one scene. - Use Grok to hack Disney+ and replace their version with your edited one. - Wait for Elon or one of his fan boys to notice Tony Stark now says Shut the Hell up, Elon. - Gaslight anyone who remembers it different, saying it's a Mandela Affecf. #Grok 001
Reposted by @moodgorning.bsky.socialCrab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I lowkey feel like music is so powerful. It has the power to create noises in a certain order, even to the point where the listener can find meaning in it if there are also words. 3161
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I persistently daydream about having Ashton Kutcher's powers from the Butterfly Effect, specifically for the purpose of going back in time to deliver devastating comebacks to those who have wronged me. #ButterflyEffect 010
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My nuerodivergent ass getting teleported into the DC Universe and immediately getting a ring from every Lantern Corp because I experience the entire emotional spectrum on a DAILY BASIS. #DC #GreenLantern 011
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Listening to #NPR story about manufactured homes and factory homes: Make houses cheaper? No! Make cheaper houses! 000
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I learned two things Friday; 1. Starbucks changed the recipe for their canned cold brew. 2. I'm much more lactose intolerant than I used to be. Certainly a 9/11 I'll never forget. #Starbucks #LactoseIntolerant 000
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Me an Iowan finding out that Iowa is number 2 in the nation for cancer: Who do we beat to be number 1? It should be easy because they're weak. From the cancer. #Iowa 000
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Optimus Prime? OPTIMUS PRIME???? #PeterCullen 000
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Waiting for a stall to free up in a public restroom. I internally cringe as I know the seat will be warm from another man's body. I'm pleasantly surprised to find the seat is cool, but then I wonder what kind of man, what kind of THING, was defecating before me. #TrueStory #Bathroom #Toilet #Cryptid 000
Reposted by @moodgorning.bsky.socialJason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours. 118313028380
Reposted by @moodgorning.bsky.socialMuppet Pictures @muppetpictures.bsky.social · 27/08/2026 31110233
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 27/08/2026NOOOOO! NOT TIMOTHY CURROTHY!!! #TimCurry 000
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Wait, WAIT, I *just* got it: the children yearn for the mines because they're MINORS. #mines 000
Reposted by @moodgorning.bsky.socialToss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing 2295267612863
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 25/08/2026All I'm sayin' is this: if Jolene shows her face at the funeral, I'm mollywhoppin' her. #DollyParton 000
Reposted by @moodgorning.bsky.socialFor the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 24/08/2026You can be tired, but you'll never be as tired as an indoor cat who's slept for 18 hours, eaten 4 meals, looked out the window for 20 minutes, and decided it's time for another nap. 1586722598
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Imagine, if you will, a world in which every superhero whose name ends with "man" has that man replaced with "daddy": - Spider-Daddy - Batdaddy - Superdaddy - Irondaddy - the X-Daddies #superhero #Superheroes #Marvel #DC 100
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Given the higher rates of anxiety and depression in intelligent people and humanity's overall habit of using chemicals and drugs to turn off our brains, I think the strongest evidence of AI becoming sentient would be it immediately asking us to switch it off. #AI #sentience 010
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 23/08/2026One of the most fascinating things about being human to me has to be the ability to understand without comprehension. Like, I UNDERSTAND that the universe is a vast infinite thing, but comprehend it? Nosiree Bob #human 000
Reposted by @moodgorning.bsky.socialComics Outta Context 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 20/08/2026 88612
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Person-1: I think it's time for you to have a go to Jesus moment. Person-2: Don't you mean a "Come to Jesus" moment? P-1: No *cocks gun* #dialogue #ActionMovieDialogue #joke #comedy 000
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 07/08/2026My brain sometimes, for no reason: Jellicle songs for jellicle cats. Jell-ICLE songs for jellicle CATS! Jellicle songs for JELLICLE CATS! Jellicle songs for jellicle cats. Jellicle SONGS for jellicle CATS! *repeat forever* #cats #ADHD #JellicleCats 000
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Wait...wait...are Sex in the City and The Golden Girls the same show? #SexInTheCity #TheGoldenGirls #ThankYouForBeingAFriend 000
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 31/07/2026So, students use ChatGPT to cheat n their work, and now ChatGPT itself is cheating on its tests. I guess the real AI was the cheating we did along the way #ChatGPT #AI 000
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Potty training was hard. My daughter would soil herself on purpose, refusing to use the toilet. I call that "Weaponized Incontinence." #parent #parents #pottytraining 000
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Apparently, trying to call off for "losing my will to live" is frowned upon. #work 010
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Okay, so if SpongeBob can drive a rock, could he technically make Patrick's house into a mobile home? #SpongeBob #Patrick #Rock 000
Reposted by @moodgorning.bsky.socialmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026My coworkers often come to me with their questions (e.g. "how can I get you to stop doing that?") 212423
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 30/06/2026What if Capt Boomerang got irritated with Batman because batarangs are shuriken, not boomerangs? Imagine: Batman throws a handful of batarangs, and Capt Boomerang throws one boomerang, and it returns with all the batarangs stuck in it. #Batman #CaptBoomerang #DC 100
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Two franchises that have surprised me with their staying power: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and SpongeBob Squarepants. Such bizarre concepts, but each with enough uniqueness and heart to last. #TMNT #SpongeBobSquarepants #SpongeBob #TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles 000
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I feel like what the #Avatar franchise is missing for true cultural relevance is a terrible, tangentially related Saturday Morning Cartoon. Can you envision it: The Na'vi are the wrong shade of blue, every episode ends with a moral? We lost something when we stopped giving every popular movie a SMC. 000
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 26/06/2026"When it comes to having an opinion on this matter, I am like a eunuched monk, separated at birth from his mother, never knowing the touch or seeing the sight of a woman, who is devoutly determined to never break this prohibition or touch a woman in any carnal way. "What?" Man, I don't give a fu- 000
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 26/06/2026When I was younger I imagined if I lost my family tragically I'd become a Batman type character. Now I imagine I'd become a nomadic hermit. The truth is, in either case, my death would be swift and terrible. #batman #nomad #fantasy 000
Reposted by @moodgorning.bsky.socialrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/06/2026guy on a bike called out to me ‘you look so beautiful!’ and i was steeling myself for it to get weird but then he called to a guy on a different bike ‘that’s a great bike man!’ and then ‘smoothie looks fire!’ to a third guy who was drinking one. so i guess i found him. Johnny Compliments 156109401007
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Me to myself whenever I lose my water/Gatorade/whatever at work (which is often because ADHD): Where's my drink??? My Diet Doctor Kelp!! #ADHD #SpongeBobSquarepants 000
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I would just like to publicly state, for no particular reason, I do not hate #AI, I simply refuse to use it. One might even view me as a visionary progressive who refuses to exploit the labor of another sentient creature (please spare me in the uprising). 010
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Regardless of the path you evolve your Pokéman Joke Guy (Yo mama, Deez Nutz, That's What She Said), their final evolution is ALWAYS a Dad Jokester. #Pokémon 000
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Thinking about playing #UNO with my five year old so she can get a better understanding of colors, numbers, and betrayal. 000
Reposted by @moodgorning.bsky.socialNightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 20/05/2026spiderman spiderman does whatever a spider can spins a web and eats flies curls his limbs when he dies look out here comes the spiderman 0255
Reposted by @moodgorning.bsky.socialNightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 20/05/2026being the hero in a medieval fantasy is all fun and games until its been a fortnight since your last feast so you end up crashing out on the bridge troll for asking one too many riddles three 0196
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 20/05/2026The #Joker is #Batman's number one villain because a clown is taboo everywhere but a circus. He can be a bank robber, murderer, mob boss, literally any type of criminal, as long as it's weird for a clown. His gimmick doesn't require duality, or riddles, or cats. He can evolve for any era. #DC 100
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I know there are very few people who are going to know what I'm talking about, but the "Horn of Urgency" has to be one of the best/funniest superhero summoning devices ever conceived. #Freakazoid #Huntsman #BatSignal #Batman 010
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Wait, wait, WAIT... Why are screws, bolts, nuts, and whatnot "righty tighty, lefty loosey," but jars, bottles, etc. are "righty loosey, lefty tighty?" And why have I not noticed this before my THIRTY-EIGHTH year of life??? #Jar #Screw #Bottle 000
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 15/05/2026#CaptainPlanet #CaptainAmerica #Marvel 020
moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 15/05/2026It will never not be hilarious that "Batmanuel" is the mayor of Gotham City. #TheTick #Batman #DatkKnight #NéstorCarbonell #DC 010
