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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Okay, so if SpongeBob can drive a rock, could he technically make Patrick's house into a mobile home? #SpongeBob #Patrick #Rock
Two pictures. The one on the left is SpongeBob and Squidward riding on top of a rock to deliver a pizza. The one on the right is Patrick Star's home, which is a rock.
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
#Magneto #Marvel #NoveltyMug
Novelty mug that reads: "Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee," gradually loses words, changing to "Don't talk to me," "Don't talk," and then finally "Don't." Last picture has a picture from the Magneto meme saying "Perfection."
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
#CaptainPlanet #CaptainAmerica #Marvel
Top picture is Captain America looking up, saying, "He's here." Bottom picture is Captain Planet flying in the sky looking down, saying, "'Sup Scrub?"
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
#parents #failure #disappointment
Top text reads POV: You're spending some time with your parents 
Picture is of the Sheriff from Cool Hand Luke with caption: What we have here is a failure
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Original Perry the Platypus #WallaceandGromit #PhineasandFerb #DanPovenmire #PerrythePlatypus
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
So hear me out: you custom-build an MP4 player into an old TicTac case, and when people ask you what you're doing you say, "Watching TicTac videos," and when they try to tell you it's TikTok, just show them thing!
A drawing of a tic tac case with an LCD screen on the side and full of computer guts.
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Saw this book when I was at the library with my kid 😅 No shade intended for the illustrator though, her drawings are in a published book, so she's winning at life (seriously, that's AWESOME) #SaintGeorgeandtheDragon #TrinaSchartHyman #MargaretHodges
Cover of a book entitled: Saint George and the Dragon, retold by Margaret Hodges, illustrated by Trina Schart Hyman, with "Schart Hyman" in a yellow circle. Under the picture, there's a caption that reads: Saw this at the Library. Illustrated by Trina who now?
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
#HeMan #He-Man #Skeletor #SKULL-ator #thoughtful
Picture of He-Man looking thoughtful in bed with the caption: "Shouldn't it be SKULL-ator?" above his head.
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
#BeeSting #Flirt #Kip #NapoleonDynamite
A headline reads Bee sting to the penic can permanently enlarge it. There's a picture of Kip a dorky character from Napoleon Dynamite with his straw in a milkshake. On top of him the words me trying to flirt: y'know, I'm, like, a really bad beekeeper are superimposed on his image.
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
#weirddream #TaylorSwift #WernerHerzog #Turkey #Thanksgiving #Tutkeys #Dog #YellowLab
A Facebook post that reads:
Just had a dream where I was at Werner Herzog's house for Thanksgiving dinner, and there was this tradition where 2 of the guests were each given a turkey, and one of them had to kill their turkey before a timer ran out or BOTH turkeys would be killed. All the guests would have to do this 2 at a time, and yes, that would mean AT LEAST 5 or so turkeys would be killed for dinner, but dream logic I guess 🤷🏾‍♂️.

Anyway, it started with Werner's wife and a young girl who had been invited to the party (she was 12-14ish), but *plot-twist* the girl had been given the family dog, an adorable yellow lab. As the the timer ticks down, the girl grows increasingly desperate, trying to convince the wife to either kill the turkey or trade with her so she can do it. However, the entire time, Werner's wife calmly insists that she has the dog and the girl has the turkey, just straight-up trying to gaslight this child into thinking the dog she's holding is a turkey. The timer runs out, suddenly Werner's wife snaps the turkey's neck, and the girl is just sobbing.

Next, everyone else at the table lifts these large silver cloches in front of them, where each of them is supposed to have a live turkey, only to reveal empty plates. The girl was the only one made to do this.

The dream then cuts like a movie to the girl in the shower, crying and singing Taylor Swift, the "camera" close-up to her face, revealing her bloodshot eyes.
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
#ADHD #LarryDavid #Assumptions #Neurodivergent #Neurotypical
Picture Caption reads:
THEM: And remember, when you assume, you make an "ass" out of "u" and "me."
ME: Okay, I think I understand, I'll assume nothing and ask lots of clarifying questions.
THEM: "Why do you ask so many OBVIOUS questions?"
and also
"Why wouldn't you just do it without being told??? You should *KNOW* that's what you were supposed to do!"
Bottom picture of Larry David shrugging labeled as Me:
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
It's six degrees in my town. #cold #winter #KevinBacon #SixDegrees #SixDegreesOfSeperationFromKevinBacon
A weather app showing the temperature is six degrees with a picture of Kevin Bacon. The caption says: Did you see the temperature? I can't wait to meet Kevin Bacon!
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
#SesameStreet #Bert #Squidward #SpongeBobSquarepants #Mr.Robinson #Gumball #Evolution
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
#miracle #Jesus
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
#testosterone #low-t
Picture of the Golden Girls. Rose is saying have you talked to the doctor about your hormone levels yet? Sophia responds I've got my appointment Friday. Bottom caption reads When dudes in the comments say someone is low-t 🤣🤣
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
ALLbuprofen #ALLbuprofen #ibuprofen
A bottle of ibuprofen where all the green gelcaps have melted into one large mass, with ALLbuprofen written over top of it multiple times in different fonts
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Should give this to them.
A handful of straws reaching out with the caption "Here, it's the straws you ordered."
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
30+? Feeling your age? Why not have a bite of the Lovecraftian horror known as the Amalgusprofen? #ibuprofen #amalgusprofen #Lovecraft #Lovecraftian
A melted together mass of ibuprofen gelcaps.
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I'm not losing my hair, you're losing YOUR hair #bald #goingbald #MrRogers
Top says when I shave my head to try to hide the fact I'm losing my hair. Followed by picture of Mr. Rogers over a sign that reads "Welcome to the Neighborhood of Make-Believe. Established 1968"
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Spoiler Warning for Fantastic Four: First Steps #FantasticFour #SpongeBob #Patrick #ReedRichards
Top panel: Reed Richard's face is over Patrick Star's and the caption says Let's take planet Earth
Bottom panel: Reed Richard's face is over Patrick Star's and the caption says and push it somewhere else.
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
*starts buying tons of frozen shrimp in vain attempt to get shrimp-related powers*
Picture of frozen shrimp with headline More frozen shrimp recalled after possible radioactive contamination, FDA says. From NBC News
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Fantastic Four: First Steps #FantasticFour #Galactus
Top panel: Galactus says I'll spare your planet.
Bottom Panel: Galactus' head has been covered by Fat Bastard's and he says If you let me eat your Baby.
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
The sequel to Godzilla Minus One: Godzilla Plus One. Godzilla and Mothra go to Ghidorah's wedding (left head is marrying right head). #Godzilla #GodzillaMinusOne
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
#Spongebob #Patrick #IsThisTheKrustyKrab #Bluey #Lucky'sDad
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
#HulkHogan
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
My fellow gifted kids know #Gifted #GATE #Zim #InvaderZim
Panel one: Gir says weeeee hoo hoo hoo and is labeled as me.
Panel two: Zim says umm is it supposed to be stupid? and is labeled as my parents.
Panel three: the tallest say it's not stupid, it's advanced and are labeled as the school.
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
This is admittedly pretty niche. #RegularShow #SpongebobSquarepants #meme #Hamboning
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I've literally had a headache since Monday #Loki #Marvel #Migraine
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
#Men #Women #Females
Meme where Patrick from SpongeBob Squarepants says he's just standing there menacingly, modified so it says She's just standing there seductively. Caption above reads: Women will just be existing and men will be like.
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Same still from before, but all greetings are marked out and NIGHT is written very large. Gangster's face is now distorted and has four glowing red eyes.Same still from before, but everything is blurry and distorted except for the word filth. The Gangster's head is a blurry skull with two glowing red eyes.
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Same still from before, but most recent greeting crossed out and replaced with morningSame still from before, but all greetings crossed out and replaced with Night.Same still from before, but all greetings crossed out and replaced with morning.Same still from before, but all greetings crossed out and replaced with afternoon. Also, gangster's eyes are glowing red and black goo is dripping from his mouth
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Kept sending a gradually more unhinged edited version of "Merry Xmas, you filthy animal" still from Home Alone 2 to the family groupchat. My mom thought it was funny #HomeAlone #HomeAlone2 #GoodMorning #GoodAfternoon #Goodnight #MerryXmasYouFilthyAnimal
Merry Christmas you filthy animal still from Home Alone 2, with Goodnight replacing the Merry Christmas Merry Xmas you filthy animal still from Home Alone 2, but Merry Xmas is replaced with Goodnight, but the night has been crudely crossed over and replaced with morning Same still from previous, but both the night and morning have been crudely crossed out and replaced with Evening.Same still from before, but the night, morning, and evening have been crossed out and replaced with morning.
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Spider inside a Gas Pump display. #Spider #Gas
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Saw this truck a while ago, and this just came to me. @stephenking.bsky.social #Carrie #StephenKing
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
#ElonMusk #JonStewart #DailyShow @thedailyshow.com
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Panel 1 Elon's head on Ice King's body. He says Why do people not like me?
Panel 2 I try do hard to be a good husband for girls
Panel 3 The Cosmic Owl says You're a sociopath.
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
For a long time, I would hit the button below the top smiley face at IKEA because "it's impossible to have a perfect experience."
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I was bookish 14 year old, and I didn't read either of these, so I was trying to figure out what "that" book was for me. It's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Still makes up large parts of my personality. #JohnRogers #AtlasShrugged #LOTR #Hitchhiker'sGuide
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
A garbage meme I made on my phone. #NickCannon #ElonMusk #Birthrate
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Makes me think of this moment from Mulan.
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Gotham PSA #Gotham #Batman #Joker #PSA #OSHA
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
#ThomasJefferson #SallyHemming #AlwaysSunny #Sunny #Implication
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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
#Elon #elonmusk #AdventureTime #IceKing #Cybertruck
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