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@monofthedead.bsky.social
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Weirdo masquerading as a functional human being.

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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂😂😂
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
❤️
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The best birthday present imaginable. #DollyDay 💖
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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yes, it should have been him over Dolly. But let’s be real, it should have been him over LITERALLY anyone. Him over the guy who died from fentanyl on the street. Him over 103 year old Ethel passing away in the nursing home. Him over that squirrel that got hit by a car.
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is the most Republican story you will read all day. A Republican who represents Trump’s home district was arrested for molesting his OWN GRANDSON and could face the death penalty under a state law he sponsored. There has to be a German word for this.
rawstory.com
Florida Republican could face death penalty under child abuse law he championed
A Florida Republican from Donald Trump's home district could potentially face the death penalty under a law he had championed as a state legislator.Mike Caruso, the Palm Beach County clerk of courts a...
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Caitlin Rozakis @caitlinrozakis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A public service announcement for folks going to Worldcon and unfamiliar with the LA region (from a non-LA resident who's been there on business a bunch) - the greater LA area is HUGE. It's bigger than you think. Anaheim is a city that got eaten by LA's sprawl. FACTOR THIS IN
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Mon @monofthedead.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It's hard to win (at least for me! :D ) but it's so SO satisfying when you win.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Recently a family member told me he didn’t “get” my crush on John Leguizamo and I don’t know why I didn’t just show him this photo
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It never fails.
Zack Fox @zackfox
this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family
[man, wife, and child ride jet ski]
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 28/07/2026
Blanche would've been a powerful poster
Golden Girl Blanche saying 


sometimes I wish somebody had turned the hose on your parents.
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Seva @seva.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
the ideal academic life is being an eccentric Victorian lord. Invent a stamp licking machine at 22. Get elected to the Royal Academy for counting the beetles on your estate. Die in an arsenic explosion. The perfect life.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
honestly i think buckaroos consider a daily gratitude practice to be some overwhelmingly difficult thing and really it is just this. very nice work bud
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
imagine billions of years of crashing planets and amoebas turnin into fish turnin into you and each choice your great great grandparents made then BANG theres GLORIOUS IMPOSSIBLY SPECIAL YOU. can you FATHOM that entities art being anything less then ten out of ten five stars? ridiculous. its perfect
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RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 24/07/2026
We've got movie (ticket) sign! Get your tickets now to see The RiffTrax Experiments in theaters nationwide! www.fathomentertainment.com/releases/mst...
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The security guard at the door:
Michael B. Jordan asking “Y’all Klan?” in SINNERS
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Spookiest Welsh Canadian (Glynn Stewart) @glynnstewart.com · 21/05/2026
Please buy and review my hot guy rescues cat book so I can write more about this ridiculous himbo paladin. mybook.to/SK1SpiritBlade
An image of a tall dark-haired man, carrying a sword made of light in one hand and a curious cat with glowing stripes in the other, running away from a burning building.

The title of the fake cover is "HOT GUY RESCUES CAT"

The blurb text is "Yes, both the cat and the sword are magic"
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Nina Willburger @drnwillburger.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
A stunning #Roman amber flask, found in Aquileia, dating 1st/2nd c. AD. Aquileia's position at the end of a main amber trade route resulted in its becoming a centre for the carving and distribution of Baltic amber across the Roman Empire. 📷 Museo Archeologico Nazionale, Aquileia 🏺
A close-up of an ornate, reddish-orange carved flask with a leaf-like pattern and a stopper, set against a black background.
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Patricia @pjs501.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
A cartoon showing multiple FBI agents with cameras and notepads circled around a group of sea shells. Yellow crime scene tape circles the group. While outside the circle being ignored by the FBI are the bloody bodies of Renee Good and Alex Pretti.
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God @thegodshow.com · 09/05/2026
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time
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Mia Farrow @miafarrow.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
i am in this
tweet by Gracie Hoos @cottoncandaddy : [shoving glitter glue and felt pens back into my bag, visibly upset] ok look all I'm saying is maybe you guys shouldn't ahve called it a craft brewry because people are gonna get the wrong idea nad lemme tell you Karen this has been a big let down
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
A digital illustration of Statler and Waldorf, the sarcastic old man muppets, seen sitting in their opera box at the Muppet Theatre and heckling whatever is happening onstage. Probably Fozzie’s act. Starler is in the right with the big chin. Waldorf is in the left with the mustache and heavy lidded eyes. But the are almost always shown in the reverse order of their names. There are red curtains behind them and along with some bits of filigree in the front of their box are some brass (?) letters spelling out ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The day in 1979 The Muppets invaded the set of ‘The Empire Strikes Back’. #FrankOz #JimHenson #MarkHamill
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Since Trump is out here denying he is a rapist, a reminder that a judge said he absolutely was one
newrepublic.com
Judge in E. Jean Carroll Case: Yes, Donald Trump Is a Rapist
A judge rejected Trump’s semantic attempt to throw out the case.
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Mon @monofthedead.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man and woman dancing in a heart shaped room
ALT: a man and woman dancing in a heart shaped room
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Mon @monofthedead.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Disneyland: Pirates of the Caribbean, The Haunted Mansion, and Space Mountain. California Adventure: Soarin', Incredicoaster, and Mission Breakout.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/04/2026
“All these hunky, muscular clergymen, who are just absolutely drenched in Holy Water and showing everything through those thin cassocks, prove that God is calling us and opening our hearts,” said 93-year-old Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone
theonion.com
Hot Young Priests Soaked In Holy Water During Vatican’s Annual Wet Vestment Contest
VATICAN CITY—In a wild and sacred competition attended by a screaming, raucous crowd of Catholic religious leaders at Saint Peter’s Basilica, hot young priests were soaked in holy water Friday during ...
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
It's important to remember that, yes, sometimes good things still happen. www.dailymail.com/news/article...
dailymail.com
Millionaire US big game hunter is trampled to death by elephants
A millionaire US big game hunter was ambushed and killed by FIVE angry elephants whilst hunting a small forest antelope in Central Africa armed with a shotgun.
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 22/04/2026
dudes rock
Christopher Walken says bugs bunny is one of his favorite actors

he told Ben Stiller that "a lot of times i've played roles as if I was bugs bunny... but nobody knew"
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
young pope leo looks like a ska scene regular who goes by Upbeat but no one knows his real name
Young pope Leo, undated but he appears to be in his teens or early 20’s
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/04/2026
“According to our observations over the past 24 hours, the vast majority of species on earth have pretty much just been holding steady and staying the course, gene-wise,” said biologist Clarice Abernathy
theonion.com
Biologists Confirm Not Much Evolution Happened Today
STANFORD, CA—Calling it a “pretty slow one” as far as natural selection and genetic drift were concerned, biologists from Stanford University confirmed Tuesday that not much evolution happened today. ...
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Texas Paul @realtexaspaul.com · 11/04/2026
A bit of humor for you to brighten your day.
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Bill Hunt @billhuntbits.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
A few more pictures from space...
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Shout-out to every other Gen Xer that was holding their breath the entire time for the first five mintues of the launch For r e a s o n s
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
@lartist.bsky.social
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bkmacd @bkmacd.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
"why your protest aesthetics should utilize the most median established sentiment and visual language"
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Jack Womack @jwomack.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
@rellac.bsky.social remembering fondly the Cans of Vincent
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Mr. Spock 🖖 @spockresists.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
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Stephen Wolf @stephenwolf.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain. Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow. #NoKings
An image of a list of the 27 grievances against King George III in the Declaration of Independence. Donald Trump's regime has committed at least 20 of them in whole or in part, condensed into the list below:
1.	He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
2.	He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of representation …
3.	He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing … his invasions on the rights of the people.
4.	He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; … obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners …
5.	He has obstructed the Administration of Justice …
6.	He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices …
7.	He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
8.	He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
9.	He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
10.	He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution … giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
11.	For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
12.	For protecting them … from punishment for any Murders which they should commit …
13.	For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
14.	For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
15.	For depriving us … of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
16.	For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:
17.	For … abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
18.	He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
19.	He has … destroyed the lives of our people.
20.	He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us …
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Fired but Fighting (National Public Health Coalition) @firedbutfighting.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Remeber and follow these people. DOGE dismantled and destroyed government agencies, and misused government funds. Keep track of these people for accountability later. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
nytimes.com
The People Carrying Out Musk’s Plans at DOGE (Published 2025)
The Times has identified more than 70 people within the so-called Department of Government Efficiency, a group formed by Elon Musk that in a short few weeks has radically upended federal agencies.
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JeanSand - Keeping It Real @jeansand.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Dems need to be on every news channel saying this. Everyday. All day.
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