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Rico Monkeon

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11h
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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Martin Faulkner @faulknmd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's terrific. And led me down a Discogs rabbithole, where I discovered that *this* was the artwork chosen for the Portuguese release...
The inexplicably arty/artsy cover of the Portuguese release of Clive Dunn's "Grandad"
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That's just fraud, my dude. Even if you use an AI agent. It's just fucking fraud.
Nikita Bier: Hello computer,

Find every Amazon purchase I ever made. 
Call the number of the manufacturer. 
Say you’re not satisfied.
Request a refund. 
If they decline, threaten to leave a bad review.
If they decline, find the CEO’s phone number and ask him for a refund.

Now, repeat the same process for items I never even purchased and see if you can get  them to send me money.

If they ask for a recipient, generate an image of one and send that.

Do not stop until you’ve collected $1 million in refunds.
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Ben from Spookily Drawn Swords @glenatron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A beautiful news story from New Zealand where a store has been using an AI-powered shop platform and users realised that it allowed anybody to edit it and started adding products: www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3610...
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Ridiculous deals as store leaves website open for the public to edit
An Auckland convenience store is in the midst of an ongoing online battle after inadvertently allowing its website to be edited by the general public.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We should start calling these Cronenburgers
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b3ta @b3ta.com · 12/09/2026
25 years ago today B3ta launched Well, 25 years ago today, we launched the version of the website you are familiar with, we were going for at least three months beforehand, if you check newsletter dates on issue 1. However most b3tans look at the board post date - so happy birthday us. Sort of.
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Matt Round @mattround.com · 11/09/2026
Now they're using indie game devs’ progress update videos etc to clone their games with AI before launch then proudly show off what they’ve done People can be fucking awful
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b3ta @b3ta.com · 10/09/2026
🐯 Artist: monkeon b3ta.com/board/11431032 From the 'Product Placement Books' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/productplacement… #ProductPlacementBooks
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Subject: 🐯
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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 09/09/2026
🤪 NEW GAME 🤪 The World Gurning Championships is on the 19th, so we’ve made an unofficial webcam game to let anyone have a go Exercise those facial muscles and share your results screenshots! vole.wtf/gurning/
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Championship Gurning 🤪🏅
Pull faces to win medals! Try the UK’s greatest competitive sport.
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Rico Monkeon @monkeon.co.uk · 09/09/2026
The puzzle page has all the answers already filled in. Your challenge is just to review it for any mistakes it might have made.
The cover of "Hobbies with ChatGPT" magazine.   How bleak.
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b3ta @b3ta.com · 09/09/2026
🥣 Artist: monkeon b3ta.com/board/11430961 From the 'Product Placement Books' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/productplacement… #ProductPlacementBooks
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Subject: 🥣
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 02/09/2026
The Bayeux Tapestry depicting that time someone put a cat in a bin, the Death Star, a man with a flare up his bum and Del falling through the bar while Trigger does a face
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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b3ta @b3ta.com · 26/08/2026
🐂 Artist: monkeon b3ta.com/board/11430513 From the 'Modern Day Greek Myths' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/moderndaygreekmy… #ModernDayGreekMyths
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Subject: 🐂
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This Twitter exchange happened on 23 August 2012, so: happy I BET YOU DO ALMOND YOU DIRTY OLD BOLLOCKS day to all who celebrate
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
AI can never replace real stock images Someone dreamed these up and had the courage to hire actors and make them real
Stock pic of a man caressing a skeleton with a bad wig. Is it his wife? We'll never knowStock pic of a doctor digging something out of a guy's ass like he's reeling in Moby dickStock pic of a guy in a suit with a balaclava holding an axe and a clockStock pic of someone about to run over a kid
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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 10/08/2026
↔️ NEW THING ↕️ See a different Wikipedia article for every browser width × height combo, with over 7.2 million possible results! vole.wtf/widthipedia/
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Widthipedia ↔️
Get a different Wikipedia page for every width × height browser size combo.
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b3ta @b3ta.com · 06/08/2026
Northern Pop Pun #1 Artist: monkeon b3ta.com/board/11430037 From the 'Make Everything Northern' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/makeeverythingno… #MakeEverythingNorthern
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Subject: Northern Pop Pun #1
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
'Help!' was released on this day in 1965.
The album cover for "Help!" by The Beatles which shows the lads standing against a white background. They're all wearing overly generous blue jackets with black trousers as they use semaphore to spell out the word HELP*. The entire album has been recreated in Fuzzy Felt and the title has been changed to FELT!
* Except they're not. They just put their arms in interesting positions. If it was semaphore, the closest translation would be "NUJV".
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Rico Monkeon @monkeon.co.uk · 04/08/2026
Terrific short film of that one. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oxP...
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Будет ласковый дождь / There Will Come Soft Rains (1984) [Eng CC]
YouTube video by Алекс Кэрролл
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Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Two frames from the This Is Fine cartoon - one shows a dog in a hat sitting among flames with a mug of tea, in the second the dog would normally have said "this is fine" but I've crudely pasted the headline from The Telegraph: ALLISTER HEATH
Britain can't stop
climate change. Scrap
net zero and embrace
Mediterranean
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
THEY TALKED TO THE COMPUTER IN STAR TREK BEACUSE ITS A *TV SHOW* AND YOU CANT HEAR WHAT SOMEONE IS TYPING NOT BEACUSE IT IS GOOD UX
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Rico Monkeon @monkeon.co.uk · 25/07/2026
NEW THING - BYRON FERRARI GENERATOR www.monkeon.co.uk/byron-ferrar... Nicknames for Bryan Ferry based on something @charlesshaarmurray.bsky.social used to do in the NME. Also functions as a random Bryan video button, should that appeal to the young folk of Bluesky.
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Byron Ferrari Generator
Random nicknames for Bryan Ferry based on a running joke they used to have in the NME.
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Julian "Jaz" Rignall @jazrignall.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
40 years ago, ZZAP! published this Mercenary map. It mightn't look like much, but this was the first "proper" map of an actual 3D game world - a 15 x 15 grid that contained buildings, structures, and underground complexes. In 1986, this was astonishing, cutting-edge stuff!
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 28/06/2026
Thanks to emulation, the seconds will never stop ticking
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b3ta @b3ta.com · 24/06/2026
⌨️ Artist: monkeon b3ta.com/board/11429005 From the 'Topical Games' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/topicalgames/pop… #TopicalGames
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Subject: ⌨️

Body: de-ris
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 24/06/2026
How it started vs how it’s going (new villain in Bananaman in the Beano this week)
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Marty Suncreme @martinobeat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
These should only be used for bringing outside food and drink into the theaters
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Dave Richeson @divbyzero.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
A while ago, I had the idea of making autostereograms ("magic eye images") with Excel. Here's another I made today. I'm curious if people can make it work.
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Rico Monkeon @monkeon.co.uk · 31/05/2026
NEW GAME - LOOK-IN STAR PORTRAIT CHALLENGE www.monkeon.co.uk/look-in-star... Can you recognise the 80s celebs, as drawn by the readers of Look-In magazine?
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Look-In Star Portrait Challenge
Can you identify who the readers of Look-In magazine (1971-1994) had attempted to capture in their Star Portraits section.
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b3ta @b3ta.com · 28/05/2026
The Water-Lily Bond Artist: monkeon b3ta.com/board/11428392 From the 'Letter Change Art' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/letterchangeart/… #LetterChangeArt
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Subject: The Water-Lily Bond
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James East @jameseast.online · 24/05/2026
I was responsible for this (it was literally my idea while I was Product Manager for Media Playout at the BBC) and it is still my proudest achievement ever
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Rico Monkeon @monkeon.co.uk · 25/05/2026
Didn't know Limahl had a crowdsurfing Falkor as part of his act. Amazing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHNo...
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Limahl - The NeverEnding Story (live at Atlas Arena, Łódź) 23.05.2026
YouTube video by Limahl & KajaGooGoo archive
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Mark Wallace @wallaceme.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
It is a thing of remarkable wonder. RIP Cronos.
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍻 @bagpuss.org · 21/05/2026
The @b3ta.com image challenge this week is to change one letter in the name of a famous work of art. I spent way too long changing Edward Hopper's Nighthawks into Fighthawks.
Edward Hopper's Nighthawks, changed into Fighthawks. The man who would normally be sat on the outside of the bar is lying on the ground outside, surrounded by glass shards, his stool lying a few metres away. The corner window is broken. The woman in red is staring at him from within the diner. The man who accompanies her is sat looking at her. The owner of the diner is hiding behind the bar.
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Paul Litchfield @paullitchfield.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Rico Monkeon @monkeon.co.uk · 12/05/2026
I want to know more about this anti-booing technology. Sounds like something the ACME Corporation would make.
Image from i News Eurovision story with caption "Anti-booing technology was used during the performance of Israeli singer Yuval Raphael in 2025"
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b3ta @b3ta.com · 06/05/2026
Double the chance of winning Artist: monkeon b3ta.com/board/11427930 From the 'Fictional Electioneering' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/fictionalelectio… #FictionalElectioneering
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Subject: Double the chance of winning
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Job interview advice
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍻 @bagpuss.org · 05/05/2026
📢 Introducing my new daily word game, Keywords! "If Only Connect was presented by Mavis Beacon*" Like Wordle? Like Connections? Like stuff? Then there's a vague chance you'll enjoy this. Find the five connected words of increasing length by typing into the boxes. *one for the young'uns there
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Keywords
Can you discover today's five connected words?
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Matt Round @mattround.com · 30/04/2026
🤖🔊 I made a thing for Attention! Experience the amazing soundscape of an AI data centre from the comfort of your own home Just watch out if you leave it chugging at full pelt for too long - the AI may have its own ideas about how to run things... datacenter.fm
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DataCenter.FM 🤖🔊 The sound of AI
Experience the real-world sounds of AI with this interactive audio generator.
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DIMORPHODONS @dimorphodons.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Incredible scenes from Simon and Garfunkel reddit: Paul Simon seems to have signed a bin in Mayfair
a bin signed by Paul Simon
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Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Dr. No sounds like the villain in a movie about improv
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Chinny Honk @chinnyhonk.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Surely destined for six figures. Cultural motherlode.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 24,1962
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1- SLUGGO IS DOWNTOWN AND HE HAS JUST GOTTEN A CARD FROM THE WEIGHT AND FORTUNE MACHINE ON THE SIDEWALK, THE CARD INSTRUCTS SLUGGO TO…BEWARE OF A BEARDED STRANGER

P2- SLUGGO SEES AN UNKNOWN MAN WEARING A LONG BEARD, SURPRISED HE LOOKS FOR A HIDING PLACE 

P3- SLUGGO HAS HID BEHIND A LARGE TREE, FROM THE SAFETY OF THE TREE HE WATCHES THE STRANGER PASS BY

UNFORTUNATELY HE WASNT AS SAFE AS HE THOUGHT, BEHIND HIM COMES A LARGE, LONG BEARDED BILLYGOAT .
WITH HIS HEAD DOWN THE BILLYGOAT IS AIMING AT SLUGGO’S BACKSEAT
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b3ta @b3ta.com · 21/04/2026
NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - JOBS FOR JESUS Artist: monkeon b3ta.com/board/11427547 From the 'Jobs for Jesus' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/jobsforjesus/pop… #JobsForJesus
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Subject: NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - JOBS FOR JESUS

Body: What jobs would Jesus be good at other than carpentry? Turn Christ into Mr Benn and show us what he'd bring to his various new roles. Suggested by HappyToast.
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Paul Frightlaw Meets the Wolf Man Uptown @paulwhitelaw.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Not to be outdone by Massive Attack releasing their first new song in six years, Tom Waits has joined them to release *his* first new song in FIFTEEN years. It is suitably disturbing and furious. www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-57...
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Massive Attack, Tom Waits - Boots on the Ground
YouTube video by Massive Attack
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/04/2026
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
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