Reposted by Chris Jamieson
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
Chris Jamieson
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![[Scene is a MOON BASE on the moon. The Moonbase has an AMAZON logo on the top of its domed glass roof. From inside it, we hear a voice.]:
WHEEEE
Cut to interior scene. We see it is the voice of a man in a space suit, bouncing around in the low gravity, having a great time. We gradually realise that this man is Jeff Bezos.
Boing
haha.
Wheeee!
[close in on Jeff's face]
JEFF BEZOS:
Alexa!
Set gravity to ‘Earth’.
ALEXA HOME SPEAKER:
Sure! Ending poverty on Earth now…
JEFF BEZOS:
No!
Alexa, *stop*…
Set gravity levels to 'Earth'.
ALEXA:
Sure Jeff.
Whum. [Jeff gently sticks to the ground]
[Pause.]
ALEXA:
Jeff - would you like to continue with: 'End poverty on Earth'?
[Jeff thinks about this for a very long time, his face in a rictus of awkwardness. His eyes dart left and right in his head, while he is frozen in thought. This goes on for many panels.]
[in the final panel it just cuts to Jeff bouncing again, saying "Wheee"]
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreibkj24ak2v5skl5nbpmtqdgacbxu2xpshl6n3xhj3zobv72qgyo4e)
