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Mme. Clavine

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Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
There is an important reality imho that American leftism struggles to escape the gravity of American individualism and overall American material comfort. This leads to strange claims like nit subsidizing burrito taxis is class war.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
this is like something that would happen to Tracy Jordan
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
We “fixed” that in California with catastrophic consequences.
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Left-Norquistism is the political tendency that brings out my most doomer side.
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
POV you’re a broccoli hair zoomer going to go get your limbs blown off after Rogan told you to vote for Trump because of woke
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Mme. Clavine @mmeclavine.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Great piece. I find myself going not to Harrison/Gausman but to the many, many Giants like these whose views on LGBT people I don't want to know but who'd play on-field like they had the hopes & dreams-or at least moods-of SF on their shoulders & act like it off-field, too. None of that w/these Gs.
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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
passive aggressive hall of fame
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Mme. Clavine @mmeclavine.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
What a game to put up two of the worst power plays of the season
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Mme. Clavine @mmeclavine.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
What a horrendous power play in a moment where we really needed not that
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
i am joining Geno Auriemma's war on Dawn Staley on the side of Dawn Staley
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 03/04/2026
The New York fucking times cannot conclusively say that teleportation isn’t real
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I have to say, I very strongly disagree with this. There's something unique about Trump, which is why he has no successors, no one has demonstrated an equivalent hold on the minds of so many people, and no one has exhibited similar imperviousness to consequence.
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eric @sjseric.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
YOUR SAN JOSE SHARKS BEAT THE ANAHEIM DUCKS 4-3!!!
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Mme. Clavine @mmeclavine.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
ALEX MFIN WENNBERG
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Happy trans day of visibility to all of my trans followers. I think you all deserve more than what the world is giving you right now.
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Mme. Clavine @mmeclavine.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
The 5 AM bottle of Mexican Coca Cola before campaign photoshoot days in addition to my morning tea…how could I have gotten through those days without it
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eric @sjseric.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
A VERY BELATED VICTORY SHARK
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McCovey Chronicles @mccoveychronicles.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
THE GIANTS HAVE SCORED A RUN THE GIANTS HAVE SCORED A RUN THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS OF SAN FRANCISCO HAVE SCORED A BASEBALL RUN IN A BASEBALL GAME IN THE 2026 BASEBALL SEASON PRAISE MAYS
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Mme. Clavine @mmeclavine.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Sharks finally get a win and I’m too busy screaming at the government to see any of it smh forget everything I said about no kings it is actually useless and destructive
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Mme. Clavine @mmeclavine.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Pop culture themed sign reference count at No Kings Downtown Phoenix Heated Rivalry: 3 Handmaid’s Tale, A Little Night Music, Wicked: 1 apiece Still early and I’ve still got lots of signs to see!
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Mme. Clavine @mmeclavine.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Okay so some personal news I didn’t quite win my whole damn rundle but I did have an unstoppable juggernaut in it and came 2nd to them so I’m kinda giving Ashley Wagner 2016 worlds which is all I’ve ever wanted
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McCovey Chronicles @mccoveychronicles.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Giancarlo Stanton takes José Buttó deep and the season is over. thanks everyone who followed along and read our articles this year. it was a blast. see ya next year 🧡
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
It will happen today
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Daniel Herriges @dpherriges.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Apartments are family homes. Condos are family homes. Triplexes are family homes. This sanctification of the detached single-family house is so maddening—just a totally American form of brain worms that doesn't discriminate by political alignment.
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Mme. Clavine @mmeclavine.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Hate our chances in a shootout
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Mme. Clavine @mmeclavine.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I’VE BEEN AWAY STREETS ARE SAYING WENNYGOAL????????
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Mme. Clavine @mmeclavine.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
This was supposed to be the one. This was supposed to be the shutout. He was doing so well.
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Mme. Clavine @mmeclavine.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
“5’9” 187” what the fuck is someone with my general body type doing in the National Hockey League
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Mme. Clavine @mmeclavine.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Asky… m.youtube.com/watch?v=WuH_...
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The Champ (1979) Death-Final Ending Scene VERY SAD - YouTube
YouTube video by Kevin Williams
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Mme. Clavine @mmeclavine.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Asky…he really is that girl
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Mme. Clavine @mmeclavine.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Kiefer Sherwood? No. Kiefer Ssherwood. NO. Kiefer Stheyrwood.
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Alan Elrod @aselrod.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
With another No Kings coming up, a reminder that irony and coolness will never save us. Cringe is good. www.liberalcurrents.com/cringe-is-go...
liberalcurrents.com
Cringe is Good, Earnestness is Strength
On irony poisoning and the importance of being earnest.
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ashley (spooky) 🕸️ @clearlyashley.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
ASSERTING DOMINANCE 🔥🇺🇸
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Mme. Clavine @mmeclavine.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
valkyries season start valkyries season start when valkyries first game start time wnba expansion draft valkyries exempt? how to hypnotize league into thinking valkyries have protected everyone natalie nakase home address + can i come by with cake and a bottle of champagne
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
the same way eliminating car dealers, realtors and other parasitic right-wing industries needs to be a goal of the left for its own survival, eliminating chriorpactors, the supplements industry and other quack medicine needs to be on the agenda too
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Mme. Clavine @mmeclavine.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
All Bo no Rucki is this anything
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Mme. Clavine @mmeclavine.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Called my shot
A tweet from twitter user mme Clavine reading “I think the Black Eyed Peas would be really into generative AI if they were still around”
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Mme. Clavine @mmeclavine.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
SEE I FUCKING TOLD YOU
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Mme. Clavine @mmeclavine.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Baseball is horrible and painful wbk that's why I'm Experiencing Sharks Hockey, a happy and painless endeavor
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
"And, so, my distinguished colleagues, the conclusion is unimpeachable." [booing starts toward back] "José Buttó has figured out the secret to pitching to Aaron Judge." [more booing] "You must not dismiss what you do not understand just because it defies logic." [hats start flying toward me]
A screenshot of Aaron Judge's at-bat against José Buttó, with the third, fifth and sixth pitches right down the middle. The fifth pitch was a belt-high sinker, and the last pitch was a dead-red hanging slider, hooooooo boy.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
America out there like
Strait of Hormuz tonite text message meme
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I would strike the Strait of Hormuz out on 3 pitches. Slider outside. It feels like it's drowning. Curveball in the dirt of course it's chasing it. The United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea sucked kill yourself. And Bang 97 inside corner. Youre out. Youve been out since the day u were born
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Blood all over this guy's hands. An awful, opportunistic, demonstrably flawed neo-Malthusian take that fueled generations of Polite Eugenics because "There are too many people!" is an argument inseparable from a follow-up conversation about *which* people are too numerous.
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Mme. Clavine @mmeclavine.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I get the Tkachuks confused; are we playing the lice one or the “will have a musical written many years from now about him based on his stripper son’s memoirs” one?
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Mme. Clavine @mmeclavine.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? Mes pronoms: Yay/Area. Hel/la. Mission/burrito. The Future/Is/Teal. Toi c'est quoi tes pronoms hein? Vas-y. Dis moi tes pronoms. Joe/Bi/Den? Ru/Paul? J'vas prier pour toi.
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