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Matt Sutterer

@mjsutterer.bsky.social
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Neuroscientist; Midwestern expat; he/him; These are just, like, my opinions, man.

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Mark Baxter 🏳️‍🌈🧂 @markgbaxter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering: Multiplexed emotion representation in the amygdala"
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Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
These aren’t the droids we’re looking for: Transient object recognition deficits following non-invasive Force manipulation of the inferior temporal lobes.
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Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
LOTR stoner comedy called “Merry and Pippin go to Isengard”
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
schools that are closed on captain picard day
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're on the Enterprise, in a room with many windows out to space. It looks like a classroom type setup with a table and crafts in the background, but also probably Ten Forward with a different set. Picard is standing in front of a banner hanging in the room with 'Captain Picard Day' drawn on it. The letters are different colors and clearly drawn by children, like if you were a righty but tried to write with your left. The banner also has different cute little other drawings around the letters, like planets and names of kids. In front of Picard is a table covered in children'a drawings and two very very rough sculpturs or poorly made dolls of the Captain in uniform. His arms are crossed and he looks a teensy weensy bit irritated. Troi is next to him also regarding the pictures, but she's smiling and looks pleased. Closed caption reads, "I don't see why we have to do this every year."
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Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Children of Time series The Final Architecture trilogy Culture series Mass Effect Disco Elysium Revelation Space series
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Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Best star trek crew, wrong answers only
The crew of “Galaxy Quest”
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Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The secret Wisconsinites don’t want you to know.
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I-75 Scientist @flscitriguy.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Basic Experimental Studies Involving Humans (BESH) will no longer be subject to the requirements under the NIH Clinical Trial Definition. grants.nih.gov/grants/guide...
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NOT-OD-26-032: Basic Experimental Studies in Humans (BESH) Will No Longer Be Considered Clinical Trials by the NIH
NIH Funding Opportunities and Notices in the NIH Guide for Grants and Contracts: Basic Experimental Studies in Humans (BESH) Will No Longer Be Considered Clinical Trials by the NIH NOT-OD-26-032. NIH
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Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Can’t wait to see your beard-brain axis segment on Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil!
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Your Friend Michael @michaelpg.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
In honor of the Andor trailer out today, I today repost my greatest online achievement: The Andor Characters as Dril Tweets series. I'm going to put them out as I get spare time over the next couple days, as I'm going to put alt text on them too. Starting with the man himself CASSIAN ANDOR
Cassian Andor is flying a freighter through the eye of Aldahni, the shimmering fragments burning through the atmosphere in a deadly kaleidoscope. The caption reads " 'jail isn't real," i assure myself as i close my eyes andd ram the hallmark gift shop with my shitty bronco"
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Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
“And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.” - Hans Gruber, Die Hard
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Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? I’ll definitely get rescued, but might lose my sanity in the process.
The cast of the TV show Farscape
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Dana Foundation @danafoundation.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
(1/2) Dana VP of Neuroscience & Society Khara Ramos explains why the Foundation has launched an RFP for rapid response bridge funding for scholars, practitioners, and teams doing work in neuroscience and society and impacted by recent shifts in federal funding. #neurosociety #neuroscience #neurosky
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Now Open: Dana Foundation Rapid Response Bridge Funding
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.
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Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
The Grifted Age
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
gargoyles cartoon voice actors
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Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Age verification? Screens actually needed saving.
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a toaster is toasting a piece of bread on a black background
Alt: Silver toasters with wings and pieces of bread flying across a black background. A famous screen saver from the program After Dark.
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Octavia Saenz @8via.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
none of you had to compete with your subject group for wire mother's attention and it shows
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vrboombatzmdphd.bsky.social @vrboombatzmdphd.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I'm working on a joke about Poseidon. It's going swimmingly.
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Mark Baxter 🏳️‍🌈🧂 @markgbaxter.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I have a fantastic joke about Cassandra but no one ever listens to me.
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Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I once workshopped a joke about Hephaestus but could never hammer out the timing.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
is species 8472 the same as mewtwo
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Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie Star Trek: Second Contact
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Happy Light Jacket Day to all who celebrate
Joke

Describe your perfect date.
That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th.
Because it's not too cold.
All you need is a light jacket.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
why does everyone have a goatee
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Richard Heppner 🤷🏼‍♂️ @rlheppner.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
“I am not a cook.”
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Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
"Please go network on linkedin, I'm here to get weird with my imaginary friends" is a pretty good Bluesky ethos.
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Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
The Midwest in general but Minnesota in particular went really hard on “let’s make a giant fiberglass animal for our town” and I think more towns could do with that energy.
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Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
“Sorry I can’t come to your party/event/outing, I’m friendorphin fasting”
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Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Without downloading any new pictures, what is your energy going into 2025?
Picture of racoon wearing pink glitter crown and an apron, smoking a cigarette, and holding a martini with the caption “It's
been fun but I’m gonna go have an
existential crisis now”
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Seasons greetings from Worf
Scene from Star Trek The Next Generation's Christmas Special and it's a real Worf masterpiece. He's standing, in uniform, and holding his arms out gripping the air like Macho Man Randy Savage pumping up the crowd. There are two black cattle prod looking objects with glowing red lights on the end of them being poked into his chestal region, basically straight in them nipples. His face is alive with the fire of a thousand suns. Merry Christmas.
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Picard: Computer, tea, hot. Computer: You know Ensign Clarkson in Engineering? Well, rumor is she might be breaking up with Ensign Zortoff because, GET THIS, she might still be in love with her ex!! Picard: *pulling up chair* Tell. Me. Everything.
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Needhi Bhalla 💅🏽 @needhibhalla.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I would also encourage you to do this with very effective SROs. They can make or break a study section with some of their choices and when you interact with a great one, they should know
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 11/12/2024
i’m definitely the best shopper in this dunning-kroger
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Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
My favorite part of any home project involving contractors is the 10-?? mins they spend in the truck once they pull up to your house.
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Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Most of my AI bluesky roast results weren’t very good, but would consider using this tag for my bio.
Screen shot from blueskyroast.com with the following quote “A Midwestern dad joke wrapped in a lab coat, with a side of existential dread.”
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Grief is a rain that falls on everything, Charlie Brown
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Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Mild take: replying to a message in Outlook with a 'reaction' (thumbs up/heart/etc.) is passive aggressive.
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Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I see your turkey and raise you a brie and apricot ice cream turkey.
Brown glazed ice cream cake shaped like a turkey complete turn ribbons on fake drumsticksHalf cut brown glazed ice cream cake shaped like a turkey complete turn ribbons on fake drumsticks. Layers of interior ice cream can be seen.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Capricorn: A coworker will refer to you as “an exhausted blurry shape.” Whether you take that as a compliment or insult is up to you.
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Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Make sure to keep your TV rights for the inevitable “Skeets my dad sends” streaming reboot.
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Jeremy Berg @jeremymberg.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Following a suggestion from @benecal.bsky.social I will refer to these threads as "skeetorials" and will use this gif logo. Today's skeetorial is about the NIH Director's New Innovator Award with three different heroes (all in government). 1/n
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a cartoon of homer simpson holding a card
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson holding a card
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Deepu Murty @vpmurty.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I want to draw attention to a special issue that Lila Davachi and I put together to memorialize our friend and colleague Sarah DuBrow. It’s full of papers inspired by her work and her being from a group of collaborators, friends, and fans! Thanks @bradpostle.bsky.social for helping make this happen.
tobradpostle.bsky.social
Bluesky
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Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
“And Alexander wept, seeing as he had no more worlds to conquer.” -Hans Gruber, Die Hard
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Debbie Moon @debbiemoon.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Oh. Wow.
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The thing about the Kobayashi Maru
“The thing about the Kobayashi Maru,” said Jim, “is you have to remember it’s a simulation.”
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
machine learning is my passion
MS paint quality scatterplot with a line drawn threw randomly distributed data points
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MadScientist @mads100tist.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
It was the Glutamate of times, It was the GABA of times
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