Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 12/12/2025I had a T-shirt of this one growing up. Still cracks me up. 0611
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 26/11/2025You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? I’ll definitely get rescued, but might lose my sanity in the process. 020
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Without downloading any new pictures, what is your energy going into 2025? 020
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 16/12/2024@labxnas.bsky.social used to have a program called “Two Scientists Walk Into A Bar” where they worked with area bars to host a couple of scientists & just let folks come ask questions. Similar idea of meeting folks out in the community. 1124
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Most of my AI bluesky roast results weren’t very good, but would consider using this tag for my bio. 020
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I see your turkey and raise you a brie and apricot ice cream turkey. 292
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 11/10/2024Love that DiGiorno encourages the lie we tell ourselves-that we’ll definitely have a slice of pizza with a sensible side salad and not eat half the pizza in one sitting. 020
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 05/10/2024Not getting into Chicago for SfN until tomorrow because of a friend’s wedding tonight, but wearing my brain cuff links in honor of the meeting (and I don’t get to wear these often) 1130
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 26/09/2024Who’s gonna be the next mayor of NYC? Wrong answers only 010
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 16/09/2024Back in my day Bluesky was all furries and Alfs and bears and everything was “What’s Hot”; none of that newfangled GIFs and video nonsense. 120
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 10/09/2024Yes, but you're missing the Gillette Razor-like attitude of that achievement. 052
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 19/08/2024Not sure about the exact dimensions, but Stanley actually has that market covered as well… 120
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 10/07/2024“Were-wolverine the vote” is the one I want, but this is one I feel. 010
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 05/06/2024Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie 052
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 30/05/2024There’s not enough blaseball on that chart. (RIV Blaseball) 000
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 15/05/2024I mean how many rats do any of us need, really? 120
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 09/05/2024Thousands of graduate students crying out as they’re forced to go back to the old frustrating ways of coding. 0114
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 03/04/2024This skeet inspired by getting to use this meme in a chat about meeting planning 010
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 23/03/2024You’ve been murdered, who do you want on the case? 141
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 17/02/2024Like sure it’s literal nonsense, but is this any more interpretable? From: www.cell.com/neuron/fullt... 010
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 15/02/2024We used to do real science. From: psycnet.apa.org/record/1996-... 2121
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 01/02/2024It always annoyed me doing my PhD in Iowa that West Liberty, IA is in fact located to the east of North Liberty, IA 110
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 02/01/2024Ah yes, nothing quite gives you that dopamine rush like losing your arm in a Technicolor portal. 040
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 27/12/2023We appreciate your continued patience during this period of budgetary uncertainty. 010
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 25/12/2023I'm an extremely honest thinker who isn't beholden to anyone and has a lot of hands-on life experience at a quirkily wide array of activities. 041
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 06/12/2023It was pretty common among a certain generation of scientists to use comic sans, and while most have transitioned away, there are those who still observe the old ways. 020
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 09/11/2023“Don’t Turd On Me” is now what I’m going to think every time I see one of those yellow “no step on snek” flags. 0458
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 09/11/2023Also honorable mentions to tater-tot hot dish (F340) and a photo of a dog (F156) both of which would be excellent Minnesota state flags. 1585
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 09/11/2023Awww i liked laser loon. I’ll take mosquito republic 2492
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 05/11/2023When those Sunday scaries hit after falling back… 120
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 28/10/2023I have a Screaming Goat desk toy that comes in handy for those moments. www.amazon.com/The-Screamin... 010
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 18/10/2023a fictional character you’d give an invite code to 031
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 15/09/2023Marc Summers is just going neighborhood to neighborhood now, huh? 000
Matt Sutterer @mjsutterer.bsky.social · 30/07/2023Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally 020
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