Michael @mjmgop.bsky.social · 31/01/2026And is anyone going to do something about Hitler?! The more I read about him the more I think he’s not such a nice guy. 😑 001
Michael @mjmgop.bsky.social · 19/01/2026You really need to be careful with pickaxes ⛏️ or mallets too. 010
Reposted by MichaelGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 16/01/2026I keep thinking I'm getting jumped into gangs, but they're just beating the shit out of me. 529223
Michael @mjmgop.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Rawr 🐯 For a good time follow Miss Coal on her boogie woogie site 🥳 Still amazed how quick you find things in your library of content 😍 020
Reposted by MichaelAlex Coal 🐙 @alexxxcoal.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Miss me? I'm on my sites most of the time these days. 🥰 AlexCoalxxx.com 1220230
Michael @mjmgop.bsky.social · 14/01/2026It’s sad that people still fall for the catfish or imposter accounts. Don’t know why in this day and age, they haven’t wisened up. No actual performer is going to contact a random follower then try to get money for a personal tragedy or a hook up. Yet it keeps happening. 😕 010
Reposted by Michaelpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful 6278281491
Reposted by MichaelAlex Coal 🐙 @alexxxcoal.bsky.social · 13/01/2026I don't use Facebook. Please don't promote a catfish's Facebook All my real links are on this list Alexcoalxxx.com Anything else is fake.alexcoalxxx.comAlex Coal ♀️ (42 links)All my links in one place. 49016
Reposted by Michaelpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/01/2026*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it 3480091381
Michael @mjmgop.bsky.social · 04/01/2026I thought Palpatine was an avatar for Dick Cheney. And poor George W was the mislead Anakin. 010
Reposted by MichaelJeff Nascimento @jnascim.info · 03/01/2026Andor 2x09 ou Mundo, 3 de janeiro de 2026 111896472
Reposted by MichaelPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Thinking about the totally relatable John Hughes film SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL, in which a teenage boy has to choose between a) The Hottest Girl On The Planet and b) The Equally Hottest Girl On The Planet. 100123763
Reposted by MichaelGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Shout out to the top 5 ables in the world, veget, syll, valu, Lunch, and Les Miser. 25888107
Reposted by Michaelceej @ceej.online · 17/02/2025“Serving Size: About 12 chips” please get fucking real 572837381
Michael @mjmgop.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Many impromptu golden showers has put this man in a dour mood. My garments soiled in human excretions. 010
Reposted by MichaelRaven @ravenalternative.bsky.social · 01/01/2026congrats on hanging in there for another year, beyond proud of you ❤️ NOW LET'S MAKE THIS THE BEST YEAR EVER! 1692
Michael @mjmgop.bsky.social · 01/01/2026I get the feeling you will feel a little bloated soon. Might end up going out your pores. Look like a shower head spurting out. 000
Michael @mjmgop.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Getting sexier every year 😊 also noticed the ink progression 😉 010
Reposted by MichaelRaven @ravenalternative.bsky.social · 31/12/2025four years of the same set (that hair growth though 👀) 4774
Michael @mjmgop.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Funny that they used to say cockeyed instead of cross eyed 😂 010
Michael @mjmgop.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Lol I was thinking who is that standing there? Who are they? A friend of yours? Then I realized it’s a cardboard cutout 🫠 000
Reposted by Michaelsplendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 28/12/2025painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago 7257911316
Michael @mjmgop.bsky.social · 28/12/2025At this time respect his and Sylvester’s privacy 😢media.tenor.coma cartoon skunk is holding a cat in a living room .ALT: a cartoon skunk is holding a cat in a living room . 010
Reposted by MichaelPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Candles gleaming Children screaming All blood shall be spilled So blade or gun It matters none ‘Cuz Santa Claus can’t be killed 5681155
Michael @mjmgop.bsky.social · 27/12/2025It’s okay. I smeared lamb’s blood on my door. So I am safe from your avenging angel…or is that another holiday I’m supposed to do that? 🤔 000
Reposted by MichaelGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Merry Christmas with the yule logs and the chestnuts roasting on open fires and the reindeer games and whatnot and so forth and so on! 1658546
Reposted by Michaeljosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 19/12/2025in the director's cut of Home Alone, uncle Frank says, "look what you did, you little cunt." That's the only difference 101024105
Reposted by MichaelByronic Commando @wench.bsky.social · 25/12/2025I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch! 3261181066
Reposted by MichaelAlex Coal 🐙 @alexxxcoal.bsky.social · 25/12/2025I just wanted to say thank you for all your support. 🥰🎄🎁 Message me on any of my subscription sites, AlexCoalxxx.com for full details about everything that's on sale. Lasts till January 1st ✨ 5739
Michael @mjmgop.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Of course! Had to be some guy! No criminal is safe with that kind of deductive thinking. 000
Reposted by Michaelyoafterdark.bsky.social @yoafterdark.bsky.social · 21/12/2025@alexxxcoal.bsky.social 0176
Michael @mjmgop.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Oh yeah that guy! I thought I saw him something else. He’s good. 020
Reposted by MichaelOBoogie @oboogie.bsky.social · 12/12/2025U.S. pals: Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army. There are better charities out there. Much better. 297154206223
Reposted by MichaelPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 11/12/2025“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?” 1206233739
Reposted by Michaelpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 05/12/2025I have a feeling this will be the most controversial FIFA Peace Prize since 1938 when they awarded it to Adolf Hitler 972277
Reposted by MichaelGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world. 582414464
Reposted by Michaelpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Bribing a FIFA official (he is wearing a shirt that says ‘FIFA Official’) by handing him a great big sack with a dollar sign and the word ‘BRIBE’ on it 2559137
Reposted by MichaelPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 06/12/2025FIFA just gave me an EGOT. #humbled #grateful 1644176380
