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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊

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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lmao at this person getting ratioed on next door
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Echo Lake Community • 5d • Edited • *
I believe our school system is broken beyond repair.
We should encourage kids for home school.
Homeschooling is more efficient for taxpayers overall because families who homeschool do not draw on public school funding while still paying local property and school taxes. In Cost Comparison Public School Funding: Taxpayers spend an average of $15,000 to $17,280 per pupil annually to operate public schools and cover institutional expenses.Homeschooling
Public Cost: $0 in direct public per-pupil operating funds, saving taxpayers billions collectively.Family Out-of-Pocket Cost:
Homeschooling families spend $500 to $2,500 per year out of pocket on curriculum and supplies, while still paying regular local school taxes
So for each kid we could pay $2500 per year vs $16000 per year? They would get better education...
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I find it very funny that the Commies have guys named Sinnott and yankoff on their team
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Seahawks finally playing like I, a lifelong Seahawks fan, expect them to play :(
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ugh the damn trump not-NOT-a-campaign-ad paid for by the us govt is running again, they’re running to reclaim football in the national divorce
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sam darnold isn’t butthurt anymore
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Made a pie yesterday, that means pie for breakfast today!
A pie cooling on a cutting board. The pie has a crust over the top so the filling isn’t obvious, but I created a couple leaves and some blossoms to decorate the crust out of leftover dough. They’re supposed to look like plum blossoms as it’s a plum pie. There are a few cherry tomatoes on the cutting board because I had just brought them in and didn’t bother clearing them off to take this photo. A slice of the plum pie, ready to eat. The crust is golden brown with a a faint sparkle of sugar, the filling is a deep ruby color, spilling out onto a green fiesta ware plate. There is a fork next to the plate and the plate rests on a circular blue placemat.
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok time for bed, huskies are playing like crap and fox just aired the weird trump campaign-style ad where he’s in a hallway randomly talk-telling about some bs and it’s paid for by the us govt, I don’t need any more of this nonsense
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jfc some kid is gonna die in this game
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it is so stupid watching pac12 teams in the big ten. “Here comes Saturday night”? Go fuck yourself it’s the middle of the afternoon
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
PSA Costco does not want you to encounter the hat man
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
As a former pretentious little shit who grew out of it, rationalists (et al) annoy the piss out of me because they are adults with the mentality of tweens - they are somehow still convinced they are the greatest geniuses who have ever walked the earth. It is the worldview of an arrogant baby.
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
how is it I only learned about nic cage’s sinkhole today
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Man Who Saved The World. May his memory be a blessing.
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is pouring rain so we cannot finish up the last summer project atm therefore I have uncorked the first red wine of the season
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Cozca @cozca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today is the national day for homicide victims. Indigenous communities face a lot of unsolved murders. Thinking about all the families still remembering their loved one. #MMIP In memory of Daisy Tallman Whitefoot and Yakana Nation yakimaherald.com www.yakimaherald.com/news/topics/...
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i thought this was his ode to pig fucking, to the tune of “rhythm of the night” but i guess im not as smart as a 12yo
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Repeat after me: I am not wetter than JD Vance. I am not wetter than Big Structural Bailey. I am not wetter than Big Dave. I am not wetter than Mike Bloomberg. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be wetter than I am.
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
do goldfish crackers count
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Achievement unlocked: add peanut butter and hot sauce to cheap ramen (I usually add hot sauce but I didn’t have any leftover protein bits so I added the pb instead, then a hard boiled egg and some sliced bell peppers. Sometimes I add cheese)
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 23/09/2026
How entomologists pass away
How entomologists pass away
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Center for Biological Diversity @biologicaldiversity.org · 24/09/2026
ICYMI: Beluga whales need your help! The Cook Inlet, where these sensitive whales live, is being eyed as the new home for an underwater #DataCenter. The noise alone could spell destruction for these precious animals! Don't let Cook Inlet belugas become the latest casualty of the #AI boom.
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Save Cook Inlet Belugas From an Underwater Data Center
The Trump administration is considering a preliminary permit application for an underwater data center in Alaska, right in the middle of critical habitat for endangered Cook Inlet beluga whales. Tell ...
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
JSN again!! x3!!!
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the only software that anyone could maybe convince me is alive is word. but it’s not alive, it’s haunted by a vengeful trickster ghost
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Damn me, but all things are queer, come to think of ’em.
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 16/09/2026
‘That Actually Happened in Unincorporated King County,’ Reports Guy from Enumclaw: tinyurl.com/38sr95j2
Man in a cornfield intently explaining something to another man.
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lmao amazing long game
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Today is going to be a day, isn’t it
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
how does one get trafficked into such a situation
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Still bummed the hawks traded k9
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Samuelbr1z Han Lue - Tokyo Drift Smirk
Alt: An attractive Asian man with a slight smirk nods his head refills sitting behind the steering wheel of a ca fast car. It’s Han Lue (actor Sung-Ho Kang) from the fast and the furious franchise. He died in the 3rd movie and came back like F&F 8 or 9 (idk, sorry)
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
And damn me, Ahab, but thou actest right; live in the game, and die in it!
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Will ☕️ @wmjones.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Brometheus stole the hot wings and gave them to humanity.
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
it is the middle of September and yes, I will buy the Costco eggnog
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Neutral zone infractions are my second favorite type of penalty because I can pretend the refs are actually angry klingons or cardassians
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Ragu against the machine
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh man that game. Huskies you are killing me, you gotta get your offense in gear
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As a Husky, I’m so happy for OSU for beating the ducks. As someone who has collected thousands of ticks near Stillwater for science, I hope everyone checks their crevices when they go back inside
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
just got this hanging around from the other weekend
paella Sankey (not mine)
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“The mosquito bowl” looks like someone saw m*a*s*h (1970) and wanted to make a gritty reboot
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope this Ishmael finds you whale
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
wtf is this billy Bob ad where he’s mansplaining to some lady in the airport then thanks the cops at the end
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Cris collingsworth just said “he read maye all the way” and now I’m thinking of our queen
Madonna in costume as All the Way Mae from the movie A League of Their Own. She’s wearing a WWII era baseball uniform (white top, black pants, red lettering and trim), and kneeling in the outfield grass. She’s got dark hair and is wearing a baseball cap over it, but it’s still styled. Her makeup is relatively minimal Though she does have a vampy dark red lip and a faint smoky eye. Her baseball glove is in the grass and she’s got a cigarette in her mouth.
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Big D showing up!!
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
One time in college my friends and I headed to pike place market to do “mall slides” because it has these polished wooden ramp floors between levels. you just slide on your belly like a penguin. anyway it was kind of like this
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
J! S! N!!!!!
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what, What, What a crazyballs interception
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
went paddle boarding instead of watching the first quarter because it’s one of the last nice days of the season. now wishing I was still out there, jfc this game
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
grant submitted! had to battle a weird error with nih not matching orcid nonsense with an octogenarian and a zoomer but got it fixed with plenty of time now im drinking a glass of rosé and eating cookies to celebrate
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hot jizz alert! There’s a jizz version of the mandalorian theme at the end of the Lego mandalorian
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