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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊

@mj12ash.bsky.social
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 7h
I don’t watch either of these teams enough to know which red team is which
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 8h
WhooooaaaOklahoma
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 8h
Because I am a Good Parent and a Good Neighbor, I taught my kid to do the weird meow scream they do. Also the hoot-trill of a barred owl. It makes outside more fun
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 8h
Lmao love it when a game ends with a bonkers series of lateral passes
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 9h
Oooh nice!
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 9h
Oregon looks like cans of monster energy scattered behind a dumpster in these unis and they’re playing like garbage
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 9h
This is my 1st time making crabapple jelly and I didn’t have enough crabapples. But it’s a perfect companion to applesauce- the peels and seeds contain the pectin, and apples are peeled and cored for applesauce (tho I don’t fully peel, I puree everything once cooked). Guess I’ll see how it turns out
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 9h
Picked about 4 gallons of apples today (about 1/5 or less than I usually get, thanks to some hungry deer this year) and now I’ve got about 6qts in the slow cooker for applesauce and about 5lbs going on the stove for crabapple-apple jelly
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Leaving the stadium* early so I can beat the rush on the light rail** *turning off the tv **get my kid into bed in a timely fashion
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And Lawson with the 2 pt conversion!
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Touchdown! I haven’t heard roebuck’s bane much this season, nice to see him getting the ball
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Rasheed Williams!
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
where is the defense today.
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh we actually got a td! Imma do 10 pushups because the flu shot pain hasn’t kicked in yet
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Demond has been real gun shy or second guessing everything or something; this kid is actually throwing because he wants Demond’s job
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
got the first down! Good job boys, just keep doing that
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Last time I was at the beach I watched a gaggle of people in and on an suv drive into the bird nesting grounds. About 5 min later I watched a park ranger drive in and ticket them all
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I am getting in trouble for interrupting the screening of matchbox (as in the toy cars, it’s the same logo)
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My child does not want me to swear but the huskies are playing like hot garbage so now I’m just wailing every time something goes poorly
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Obligatory fish toss shot at pike place
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh this is fun, get to see Iowa political ads all game won’t I
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Excellent, huskies. way to start off the game by giving up free yards
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s family vax day tomorrow so I am making sausage soup tonight and I prepped chile verde for the slow cooker tomorrow, nice cozy meals to fight any post-vax crummies
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t, sorry! I make it; originally based on some magazine clipping, though Seattle times recently published a recipe that’s very close to how I make it
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Caldo verde and roasted carrot soup are both on my list
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this is very good m’s coverage, thank you for your service
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“The laundry files” aren’t fiction
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I bet he has some Takes on what your drink order says about you
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
lol sorry. I’ve finally got most of mine and my child’s appointments set up so I’m pretty pleased with myself atm
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
High five fellow phone call maker!✋ I made a phone call today because a website form sucked…And then I had to order more contacts because I had waited too long to schedule an eye exam so they’re all booked up
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They’re giving away the horrifying twist right there in the ad, you don’t even need to buy the book
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She’s some unholy combination of a mean girl and wormtongue
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
cursèd intrusive thought of the day Micheal Tracey Jordan
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Stop talking to this lint covered drumstick, trump and his around bed to answer for their crimes
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Watching the most recent f1 race & it’s utterly ridiculous so far. It’s the Bahrain race but in Malaysia. There’s been a long rain delay; when they finally started, software on half the cars failed because of rain?! But it happened on the formation lap they had to do another and started on lap 3
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don’t think I’ve ever seen the Seahawks play a normal game but for the same of my fingernails I’d like them to
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There’s enough yardage from penalties it’s like a 3rd team in the game
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jones!
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
jfc hawks
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You know what’s a great little bird? A junco. Cute as hell, always around, and mostly brown, but they’re one of my favorites because of that
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i assume sbucks would not be serving that but maybe they have the man milking machine that made Jordan Peterson crash out
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes! Darnold finally remembered he can throw to JSN!
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
protein foam sounds like a euphemism for cum
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love how players pick up Loose Football like Egg, cradle football like Baby, or just fall on it
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wilson!!
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lmao she sam on my darnold til there’s an interception
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SEA ! ! !
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
whoever decided that over the air channels should be numbered with hyphens instead of a sequential set of integers Sucks. not as much as media consolidation sucks but there’s definite levels of suckitude there
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I enjoyed that, a good solid 90s political/action thriller touching on several of the major issues of the era. I don’t know how I hadn’t seen this before, as a redheaded teen i loved anything with a smart redheaded lady in it and i loved post cold war stuff
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Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊 @mj12ash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Still not believable as a regular lap swimmer though lol
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