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Mister Dingers

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Mister Dingers @misterdingers.bsky.social · 4h
Joe Biden had a one 1 year window and wasted it with Merrick Garland's dithering in 2021. Barack had a better shot and chose Goldman Sacs over the middle class in 2009. Anything less than the full amputation of criminal elements in government is a non starter.
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Mister Dingers @misterdingers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
youtu.be/dTRKCXC0JFg?...
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Princess Bride, "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
YouTube video by MrJeffooie
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Lester @lesterlee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good rule of thumb in life, don't trust a tool that hallucinates at you.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My newsletter is up. Eric Schmitt should be mocked and John Roberts should be hounded and I will not be persuaded otherwise. www.thenation.com/article/poli...
thenation.com
Eric Schmitt Deserves to Be Mocked Forever
In this week’s Elie v. U.S., our justice correspondent relives the senator’s glorious face plant. Plus: whyt John Roberts’s also deserves our mockery.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 02/10/2026
Bluesky is run by clown comics who need to fix their hearts or die
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What am I doing? I’m talking to an empty telephone
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Mister Dingers @misterdingers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Make Chris Sale pitch extra innings challenge. Come on Philly, make this chaotic
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026
farted so bad my two-year-old daughter tried to pull down my underwear to check me for poop
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Mister Dingers @misterdingers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trying to watch the Wild Card series
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 01/10/2026
Probably beside the point but frat boys tend to be huge fucking losers and social misfits, it's always strange that they're depicted as the "popular guys" - because that's seldom actually true in real life
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I ain’t your cuz, you rat motherfucker.
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Daniel Brim @dbrim.com · 30/09/2026
No really, they need to not have the Saturday game at 1pm. The right thing to do would be to shift it late.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has.
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Mister Dingers @misterdingers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is your brain on drugs ran incessantly in the 80s.
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wish Dave Roberts would come take Kershaw out of this game
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shut every fraternity down.
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Mister Dingers @misterdingers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In game A.I. ads now. Speed running The Matrix here
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Mister Dingers @misterdingers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pretty wild how many players in MLB wind up in jail lately.
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Mister Dingers @misterdingers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Phillies fans can be obnoxious, but the chop is inexcusable
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Mister Dingers @misterdingers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I really don't like seeing gambling ads.
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Mister Dingers @misterdingers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guys, if you see a woman being assaulted by a man, step in. You could save someone's life.
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Abbie @kabbiearlish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Male privilege is real. Use it. These creeps don't respect women, but they do respect men, so be the man who steps in, be the man who speaks up, be the man who calls for help. We need you on our side when the chips are down. You really can help, so make a plan, be ready, and help.
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Awful, shameful act that I hope dies in the House
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Catherine Tinker @catherinetinker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
homerun overturned as foul
schadenfreude with the SF logo
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Mister Dingers @misterdingers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
God damn it Bobby
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(Bobby) Miller
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why is the federal government paying for ads during NFL games for that demented degenerate MF who CANNOT run for president again? And why are they doing that with MY tax dollars?!?! I do not approve this message. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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Mister Dingers @misterdingers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This photo is SMASHING
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Mister Dingers @misterdingers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After careful consideration, I would like to confirm that Yoshinobu Yamamoto is the baddest bitch on the Dodgers. Fashion makes the man.
Hottest Dodger bracket by Mister Dingers. 
Quarterfinals: Shohei, Tommy, Tyler, Max, Smith, Rojas, JDP, Yamamoto. 
Finals: Max Muncy, Yamamoto. 
Yoshinobu Yamamoto is my choice coz he's a bad bitch that knows how to dress.
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Hanna @hahnapaulooza.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Everyone’s bestie Stephen has filled out his bracket and (with some gentle bullying) the SNLA team will too! If you haven’t filled out yours yet, what are you waiting for??? #bracketszn26
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Mister Dingers @misterdingers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People drop out over less. Lundgren still got his degree, as well as playing He-Man IRL and on screen
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Daniel Brim @dbrim.com · 25/09/2026
The Dodgers will do anything to not put de Paula in the outfield
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The Oatmeal @theoatmeal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just FYI I recently learned that kangaroos have three vaginas
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Jay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm not the one calling for a schism in the Democratic party, shitting on DSA candidates and backing away from fighting for trans rights, etc. Carville is a major fucking problem and nees to be retired to his crypt.
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Mister Dingers @misterdingers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Another Freddie Freeman start, another soul crushing GIDP
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Stephen Nelson @stephennelson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
seeing folks tweet with any sort of excitement, hope or optimism after the Dodgers load the bases.
"First time?" noose meme with a Dodger hat tilted down, blocking the face of the once-relevant actor
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Mister Dingers @misterdingers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We had a tie, but it was overturned
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Mister Dingers @misterdingers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The bases are loaded, and so am I?
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Mister Dingers @misterdingers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I regret to inform you that the base are loaded but under review
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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
on top: Winnie the Pooh looking ordinary and sad, saying "Tucker"

on bottom: Winnie the Pooh looking sophisticated and smug, wearing a tuxedo while saying "Tuxker"
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026
impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat
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Mister Dingers @misterdingers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If Freddie Freeman Kuckers this rally ... IL already
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Mister Dingers @misterdingers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hope Freddie is on some good percocet tonight because that slash line since July is OOOF
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Mister Dingers @misterdingers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'll never respect anyone who uses AI for their emails. I'd sooner write and post drunk. RIP to Ernest Hemingway
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Mister Dingers @misterdingers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh hell no Vegas is trying to start discourse. They can save it for whenever the A's move in.
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Mister Dingers @misterdingers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
FUCK JAY-Z
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Mister Dingers @misterdingers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What a waste of an option. Dodgers still need to petition to make De Paula eligible for the NLDS. /breaks Alex Calls legs
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026
you ever think about how the people who responded the worst to a generational black swan public health crisis have decided the best thing to do is make sure we have more of them
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Sam Miller @sammillerbb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A getaway-day doubleheader between two deeply disappointing teams with 0.2 percent combined playoff odds is a TOR/BAL idea.
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just got an email from a vendor trying to push their product…that features AI art. Bestie, I work for an ART museum. What part of you thought I would ever be interested in your whack ass AI art????
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Mister Dingers @misterdingers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lock all those PDFs up.
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