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Kendall C. Avery

@kendallcaroline.bsky.social
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8th generation Angeleno. Dodgers enthusiast. Artist and art historian. she/her

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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 16h
My car had just a teensy bit of trouble starting this morning but I got to work, called AAA to come test the battery, and it literally died WHILE the guy was testing it, AND it’s still under warranty (literally a month left) so it’s being replaced for free. Always trust a woman’s intuition💅🏼
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Milhouse Flood: Everything's Coming Up Milhouse
Alt: Milhouse Flood: Everything's Coming Up Milhouse
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Woke up at 3am with a migraine. Still going strong 9 hours later. The extra strength Excedrin and extra espresso shot can only do so much. Who wants to place a bet on how long it’ll take me to cry and/or lose my mind entirely??? 🫠
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anyone else having a lot of big and heavy emotions this week?
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This heavenly delicacy is proof that god is real and she wants me to be happy.
Bristol Farms orange roasted almonds with cayenne pepper
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
idk what’s in the air today but whatever it is better knock it tf off immediately because I am not emotionally equipped to handle ONE more minor inconvenience at the moment.
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nerdydodger @nerdydodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good Morning BRACKET ENTHUSIASTS! $20 more and we hit $3500, which means #bracketszn will have raised $45000 lifetime for domestic violence charities. Isn't that amazing? Shout out to Mak and the best idea she's ever had
fundraiser tracker $3480 out of $5000 goal
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lmfaaaoooo walk the wolf, you get the big dog.
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Maybe I should do a mini bracket of all my former bracket szn winners because I actually don’t think I’ve ever had a repeat winner??? #bracketszn26
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I honestly kind of surprised myself this year. 🙃
Hottest Dodger Bracket 2026. Shohei just barely beat out Josue to win mine this year!
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Humidity is bullshit.
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No bracket will EVER top 2023, but I am always willing to try.
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m literally just a girl, my dreams are simple. Supermarket Sweep style grand prize of a shopping spree, but in a specialty cheese shop.
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
PSA that if you try to tell ME, an artist and employee of an art museum that ai art is actually a good thing, your ass is getting blocked faster than your pea sized little dumb as fuck brain could ever fathom. Ew. Bye.
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just got an email from a vendor trying to push their product…that features AI art. Bestie, I work for an ART museum. What part of you thought I would ever be interested in your whack ass AI art????
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am proud of BOTH Los Angeles baseball teams today 🤩 But especially the Queens 👑
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy Monday, friends. May your week be as smooth sailing as a morning commute from the west valley to the westside on a Jewish holiday.
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not just a gorgeous man, that’s babygirl.
Matt Kemp staring into your soul
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Also. Fuck Ryan Braun forever and ever amen
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Stephen Nelson @stephennelson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
4-in-1 on the 20th anniversary of 4+1! #ITFDB
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Live look at me, watching this game.
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The Grinch's Sinister Evolving Grin
Alt: The Grinch's Sinister Evolving Grin
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Another day, another insane homemade pizza. This time? Spam Musubi Pizza. Same homemade dough, diced spam cooked in a simple musubi glaze and used as the sauce, mozzarella, pineapple, a sort of sriracha crema I made, and green onions.
Homemade spam musubi pizza on a cutting board
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As a certified jackets and sweaters girlie, I have been THRIVING at work in the mornings this week. I can feel in my soul that the weather will soon allow me to finally return to my true form and be 100% cozy 100% of the time.
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If the Queens win the very first WPBL championship, I hope that every man who claims they don’t care about women’s sports cries a river of tears over Los Angeles winning yet another championship. I would enjoy that very much.
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Chad Moriyama @chadmoriyama.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Dodgers clinch in the NL West.
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Clinchmas time is here.
Charlie Brown Christmas but they all have Dodger hats on
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HOAs are a scam.
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Chefs, tonight I used the last of the leftover carnitas I made a few days ago, and made a homemade pizza with: Greek yogurt dough, chipotle lime crema, carnitas, mozzarella, cotija, then out of the oven topped it with shredded cabbage, cilantro lime crema and cilantro 👩‍🍳 Holy hell would make again.
The homemade pizza fresh out of the oven still in the cast iron skillet Same pizza, all dressed up with extra cotija and cabbage and crema etc
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just saw a comment on a recipe video saying “I love cotija, but it comes in such big pieces and I only use a little sprinkle of it for a recipe like this and the rest goes to waste!” Bestie, if you’re wasting cotija, you’re doing cheese all wrong.
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Working from home is going great today!
Billie the cat sitting in between my computer and me while I’m trying to work
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Should be working. Researching and daydreaming about a cold winter weekend getaway by the beach instead.
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You ever get a craving for something you’ve never had before? To the point where you need to get up right that instant to figure out how to make it?? Anyway, here’s a batch of apple cinnamon peanut butter cookies 🍎
Fresh baked cookies on a cooling rack
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
For my grandfather Ace’s 40th birthday in January of 1973, his best friend had written to hundreds of athletes, Ace’s heroes, asking for a signed photo. In his birthday, he presented him with a book full of autographed photos signed to him. I’ll show you a few here, starting with Nolan Ryan
“To Jerry, it’s like striking out 40 times in a row. Nolan Ryan”
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I can’t explain in words just how much I love cooking.
Plated dinner—homemade slow cooked carnitas tacos with homemade roasted tomatillo salsa, cotija, and cilantro, with a side of homemade pinto beans topped with cotija
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’ve got a pork shoulder in the slow cooker for carnitas, tomatillos, onions, and peppers roasting in the oven for salsa, a big bowl of beans that have been soaking for nearly 24 hours and are ready to cook, and I just did an at home workout. Who is she and why is she so productive today!??!
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Getty @gettymuseum.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Getty Center is reopening to visitors on Friday, September 11 after a brief closure due to a nearby brushfire. Huge thank you LAFD for your hard work. Book your free reservations: getty.edu/visit
Getty Center reopens after brief closure due to wildfire. Thank you LAFD for all your hard work. The Getty Center will resume normal operating hours starting September 11.
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Museum is being fully evacuated but I’m out and safe and on my way home!
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Well, shit. (I’m okay, no one panic plz)
Brush fire near Getty center
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’ve been using the Libby app on my phone for a long time, but I think it’s time I finally upgrade to an e-reader. Suggestions? Thoughts? Input? I’ve never had an e-reader so whatever info anyone has is appreciated!!
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s 82° at 7:00AM, this is the second morning in a row my work commute will end up being an hour and a half, my current TMJ flare up is causing a migraine, and I am CRANKY. 😭
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Anniversary dinner in Malibu last night was especially fun because of the insane storm waves. 😍
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Why did no one tell me Will Forte’s character in Coyote vs Acme is named Kevin Avery??? 💀💀💀 Also the movie was great. Kevin and I both agreed, 10/10 recommend to anyone who grew up obsessed with Looney Tunes.
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Breakfast this morning: potato, jalapeño, chicken sausage and spinach hash with white cheddar, caramelized red onions, an over easy egg, chipotle lime Greek yogurt crema and cilantro 👩‍🍳 Windows open, listening to the rain while I cook is my happy place.
Bowl of breakfast
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I just think that if you’d like to celebrate the 245th birthday of the greatest city in the world, El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles del Río de Porciúncula, you should Venmo an actual 8th generation Angeleno a dollar. It’s me. I’m the 8th generation Angeleno. Happy Birthday, LA 🥰
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Amen.
“Both are weird. But Catholics are better at interior design” 

“Catholics are SO much better at interior design. It’s like the Wiltern vs Nokia”

“Amen.”
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hellllll yeah
9 mini banana bread loaves in a mini banana bread loaf pan, fresh out of the oven
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don’t know what’s going on in the baseball world but I have mini banana bread loaves in the oven right now and my house smells heavenly and nothing’s going to bring me down right now!!
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Colleague as I got onto the elevator with them: “Omg you smell so good! What are you wearing?” “Thanks! It’s Le Labo Another 13 paired with an ungodly amount of icy hot.”
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I played tennis tonight even though I’m dealing with what I believe is a pinched nerve in my shoulder because I’m a masochist, I guess.
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just cried on my way to work this morning because Billie followed me downstairs as I left the house and I could hear her crying on the other side of the door as I pulled out of the garage 😭😭 (Kevin is home, btw. Billie and I are both apparently just extra dramatic today)
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Does this mean we can get a dodgers minor league team in Woodland Hills now or???
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