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I’ve seen enough of Tommy Edman’s bat for the evening.

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I’m going to need them to hit some more dingers so tonight’s POV total doesn’t stay at $1.

Going from being a starter to a reliever is not a demotion, it’s called having a specialty!

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I love Edgardo, but unless the bats wake up I don’t know how I feel about seeing him right now.

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I will never trust Edwin Díaz. Ever.

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I love all of you (most of you 😅) equally but this postseason’s MVP is unequivocally @amandamae.bsky.social 😭😭😭

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A member of the non-baseball gc’s father has just suddenly passed away. He had been in hospital for a week or so with fluid on his lungs and an infection. She’s a five hour flight away and can’t get there until tomorrow. If you have a good relationship with your parents, call them. This sucks.

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Hello, Kristopher Bubic.

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When your wacky inflatable tube guy starts running out of air

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“One thing Other Kyle can do is steal bases” and yet *gesticulates wildly* the bench.

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I am genuinely asking just in case I am having the worst mental blank of my life (though I don’t believe I am) … there’s no long reliever in the ‘pen right? They’re both in the dugout.

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And some days you can swap out Eric Lauer for Blake Snell and get the same result.

I’ll do it, but some things are simply beyond an Etsy witch’s ability to heal.

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Charley sounds annoyed that the relievers have their jackets and hoodies on given the weather and Charley my dude, the starters jackets are rad. I wear mine all the time, I get it.

I’ll say it. If you’re gonna have JDP on the roster and *that* is gonna happen… why not get weird?

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I don’t agree with bunting there but the Comets learned how to (bunt) this season so maybe everyone should for situations where it’s far more suitable and ideal, just in case.

HI PCL AND Triple A National Champion Emmet!

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Are we sure he’s healthy

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Blake Snell is also indirectly the reason I watched Rise of the Planet of the Apes this year so while we’re giving him a hard time before he inevitably settles in, I feel the need to mention that.

They’re all pretty predictable in the first, tbf.

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Oh, now I know why people love Kerr. Okay. That is a nice story.

Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 7h

Sorry everyone, that one is on me.

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How many pitches will Snorezilla throw in the first today 7:36 am
I think 23 and he surrenders a run

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Reposted by Hanna

Blake Snell, a very good pitcher who is not very much fun to watch pitch, is currently not being very much fun to watch pitch

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She’s trying to save me from myself.

Rosie is blocking half of the laptop with her head and messy fur that I need to brush.

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Radio is a full play ahead and Rick Monday has already started talking about his favourite thing in the world: shadows.

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The bags look designer today.

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Instead of forcing us to see footage from Don Mattingly from a decade ago and playing that stupid lead in music over and over on repeat, mlb dot tv should start the game coverage.

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My prediction for today’s game, taking into account the corgi’s prediction but also extensive research (i.e having seen him pitch): Snorezilla (affectionate, for karmic purposes, I guess) is going to throw 20+ (23, to be precise) pitches in the first inning and redacted redacted redacted redacted.

Hashtag if they have to lose one I’m team I would rather see Snell drop one than Yama lose to Sale twice in a month!

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Never doubt the corgi.

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JACKSON CHURIO WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE

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Hanna @hahnapaulooza.bsky.social · 9h

If anyone was to get a two run home tun here off Mason Miller, of course it would be Sal Frelick.

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For as long as he is a Blue Jay, every single award should go to Louis Varland. I’m rewriting the rules.