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Lewis @lewiswbt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

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(DMing a mutual) Hey man I'm imagining Dracula saying your latest post and it's freaking me out. Could you possibly delete it

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Adult Game Titles @erogametitles.bsky.social · 14h

SEX Room 2 [18+]

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Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 14h

you should be forced to do 5 hours of community service for every movie you stream on it

I assume they've all retired and are living comfortably off their royalties

OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 16h

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you never hear about rappin’ grannies anymore what happened

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because Heaven & Hell overlapped with the reunited Ozzy-fronted Sabbath, there was technically a point in time when we had TWO Black Sabbaths, and I just think that's beautiful 🥲

probably should've saved that one for April 1st

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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 17h

I don't know who needs to hear this but: it's morally unacceptable to watch bad movies. you only get one go at life on this beautiful green earth and wasting any precious moment of it on worthless "art" is to spit on that gift

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salt and vinegar flavored condoms

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Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 17h

2 hours long?? this better not be as bad as I assume it is...

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Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 17h

this inspired me to check it out and watch it for the first time. after all, I gotta see where all these Exorcist movies started! [nw]

poster for The Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005) tagline is "Based on a true story" (okay, sure) and its hows a foggy scene with a denuded tree and a lady in lying on the ground looking like she is having a certified Bad Time

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🎃 Mac O'Lantern 🎃 @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

sorry to make everyone on the 38 years old website feel even older but my students think the first exorcist is the emily rose one

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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I hope the Tits in Screenshots guy is doing okay

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wasn't planning on sitting through the whole thing tonight, but couldn't stop watching. this rules

some kid who lived down the road from me had rented it, he popped it on, the first 30 minutes were so cool and at least one part scared the heck out of me but then it was dinner time and I had to go home :(

very excited to be watching this. I saw the first like 30 when I was 16 and that was it.

poster for In the Mouth of Madness (1994), tagline is "Lived any good books lately?"

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just finished it, and I did not like this one. it's a good premise, but a dull movie where

🎃 Mac O'Lantern 🎃 @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

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me getting executed by milf cannon

Babes holding tshirt cannons, shirts flying, Maude getting hit off the bleachers (from The Simpsons)

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TreatOrTrix Point Never 🎃 @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

It’s important to occasionally revisit Ozzy-era Black Sabbath not just because they made sick as fuck music for raising hell, but as a reminder of how many bands were fucking *dying* to be them.

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☢️Dangerously Radioactive M. O’Lybdenum☢️ @perchorin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Incredible two posts to see back-to-back

A post about an honestly pretty hot 51 year old woman who gets shot out of a cannon above a completely unrelated shitpost that says “i am being executed by MILF cannon tomorrow.” I suppose one may have seen the other but i choose to believe in a world of spontaneous beauty.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

tech bros who have spent years or decades mocking the arts and social sciences as a stupid waste of time love to be like, Just Invented Philosophy

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thank you Antoine Fuqua for giving us yet another 3-star action movie

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

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my president

drunken town council lady suggests we fire all republicans

helpfully reminding us of who also has guns

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Mr. Hover Hands 👻️ @mrhands31.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

GenAI has come for my wife's hobbies 😔️

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

having grown up a movie freak in the 90s i will never call the internet a mistake. just finding out about movies used to be hard. when the internet made that easy, you'd read about stuff and have to accept you may never see it. the internet cracked the door to cinema and then kicked it wide open ❤️🛜

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I'm streaming this with hard-coded Indonesian subtitles, and my eyes keep darting down to the bottom of the screen as if I can understand any of that

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I have no idea but if you left me alone with some braille for a couple of days I’m confident I could figure it out

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Nathan Douglas @tenesm.us · 19/10/2025

this is assuming an untrained foreskin

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The '80's were a pretty special time, some guy could say everybody Wang Chung tonight and we all actually would

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I checked the release date and I'm surprised only one release of this was titled "fantome.com" (and even more surprised that there's never been a movie titled "ghost.com")

those too! a lot of things can stop me, I'm not that sturdy

just got vaxxed, now nothing can stop me (except bullets and not believing in myself)

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it's an interesting but baffling design for sure I made an alternative poster that's easier on the eyes

the backside of a page I ripped out of my "To Do List" notebook

I scribbled on it:

THE MAGNI-
FICENT

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(REMAKE)

"The other movie with
Denzel and Ethan Hawke"
- LA Times

Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

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Compelling evidence from Miles’ own Twitter account - hard to deny IMO

Miles Davis tweeting out his HATE of other jazz musicians from beyond the grave

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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Why is everyone so surprised by LL Cool J being well-read? LL Cool J's whole thing is that he's the most fuckable man in existence, of course he reads books

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Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Here’s LL Cool J trying to explain Clausewitz’s “remarkable trinity” to an uncomprehending Joe Rogan

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brittney @spookshowvideo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I am in the mood for some Denzel. nw

poster for The Magnificent Seven (2016), tagline is "justice has a number" (seven, presumably)

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ruggero deodato.

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you mean you can save Stifler? 💜