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Portán of Doom

@miotaltrom666.bsky.social
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I’ve got an Olympic gold medal in running my mouth. Yank with a cupla focal. Pit bulls, riffs, Ireland, horror movies. Fascists get the brick. She/sí

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Portán of Doom @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 6h
They’re too reminiscent of diapers.
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Portán of Doom @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 6h
I had a dream I was being stalked by a Graham Platner doppelgänger who was never wearing more than a pair of tighty whities. What does it mean
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 14h
bro, new bedford IS a queer place!!!!
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𝔫𝔬𝔯𝔞 𝔫𝔢𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔰𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔯 🏳️‍⚧️ @neurosismancer.gay · 07/10/2026
YOOOO LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO
gothamist.com
NYC moves to spend nearly $9M of gender-affirming care fund for minors
The funding is part of a $15 million investment announced in June as major hospitals retreated from providing such care.
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Portán of Doom @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 7h
I just passed a dog that I couldn’t pet and so I said, “I’m sick but you are so beautiful!”
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Portán of Doom @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 7h
I think one of the Bills fans gave me covid at the baby shower.
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Portán of Doom @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 7h
“My dog is lamenting his elevated station within a patriarchal power structure!” Your dog is less likely to get cancer and he’s currently eating the chicken that was undigested in another dog’s poop. You can rest easy at night.
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
they are WHAT
“In Ireland, where toads are supposed to have been banned by St. Patrick, they are nonetheless known, along with poets, as warty boys. Once I was engaged to a poet who was walking before me” excerpt from elspeth barker’s notes from the henhouse
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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 22h
Lookit. Deep down every Irish person wants to spin some yank a yarn that gets cited as fact in some factual text. We told an Irish American girl that when the Muppets was released in Ireland, Kermit the Frog was called Dermot the Frog because Cromwell’s son was a Kermit.
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Portán of Doom @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 8h
Dogs aren’t like that about gender, Steven. Nothing to worry about.
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Portán of Doom @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 8h
Men love doing two things: bringing up the size of their dick when the conversation is not about their dick and lamenting the loss of their dog’s testicles.
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Portán of Doom @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 14h
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Portán of Doom @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 14h
I loved you in Holy Mountain.
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Portán of Doom @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
LOOK AT THEM. IN THEIR PAJAMAS.
A little gray pit bull sitting on a wood floor looking up at the camera. She is wearing cow-print pajamas. A little brindle pit bull sitting on a wood floor, looking up at the camera. He is wearing rubber duck print pajamas, and he has his left ear cocked upwards.
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WhatFreshHell (She/Her) @whatfreshhell.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey Hey! Fucking HEY!!!! That’s NOT what POV means. Goddammit
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 15h
DS9: Where you can find episodes about former terrorist rebels are straining against an increasingly authoritarian reform government and struggling with the reality of having to consider shooting at former brothers in arms And also a dart competition in Quark's
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 20h
I like how this headline makes it sound like her legs are the problem here
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Portán of Doom @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 22h
Would you like to see pajama playtime?
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Portán of Doom @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 22h
You’re a really, really great and kind person and you have good taste in music and you are generous and a friend to dogs!!
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Will @freanric.bsky.social · 22h
Shit uhhh @miotaltrom666.bsky.social your music rocks, murder more men with your violin @peregrinator.net I loved Extant, it is deathy but also I feel the grind. @eveale.bsky.social thank you for the rad intro to cool black metal
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Portán of Doom @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 22h
I can’t live with or without U2’s first few albums haha
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Portán of Doom @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 22h
I’ve listened to so many books so far this year!
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Portán of Doom @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
LOOK AT THEM. IN THEIR PAJAMAS.
A little gray pit bull sitting on a wood floor looking up at the camera. She is wearing cow-print pajamas. A little brindle pit bull sitting on a wood floor, looking up at the camera. He is wearing rubber duck print pajamas, and he has his left ear cocked upwards.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you are on Facebook or instagram (this does not work on bluesky, sadly) there is an easy and free way you can donate money to New England animal shelters right now! Just post a photo of your pet with the hashtag #SNELovesPets. That's it. Subaru of New England does this every October. 💵
Screenshot of text that says "This October you can help animal shelters in New England raise thousands of dollars just by posting a picture of your pet! Something we all love to do anyway!

Every October Subaru of New England has their hashtag s n e Loves Pets campaign. During the whole month, every time someone posts a pet photo with the s n e loves pets hashtag , Subaru of New England will donate $10 (up to $75,000) to twelve New England animal shelters, including my local Vermont shelter the humane society of Chittenden County.

Please share your love of your pet and help shelter animals by posting photos of your little friends with the hashtag s n e loves pets this month!photo of my one-eyed black and white tuxedo cat marcel lying on his side on a beige velvet blanket, looking thoughtfully into the distance.
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Portán of Doom @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Booooo
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
allies 30 seconds after mild criticism
cardboard box labeled "be quite!® straight power"
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Portán of Doom @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you!!
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Portán of Doom @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you! We got vaccinated last week, so it should be mildish.
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Portán of Doom @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We’re seeing them at MDF, but still…
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Portán of Doom @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Husband has a hint of Covid which means I may have a hint of Covid…
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Portán of Doom @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Uh oh maybe not lmao
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Portán of Doom @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m seeing Panopticon tomorrow
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
okay this is now full stop my favorite way of describing ai labs lmao
Andrew Orlowski
The world cannot afford an
Al bubble right now
Anthropic is like if the Heaven's Gate UFO
cult went into business
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”Dizzy Yet” 🎃, a Scrivener𓋇 @sesheta.chipchirp.digital · 19/09/2026
Remind me in 3 days.
Do you think Microsoft understands consent
Yes 0.8%
Remind me in 3 days 99.2%
Final results from 10,522 votes
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Portán of Doom @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Are you excited for this? Are you maybe… ecstatic?
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
gif (circa 2001) web.archive.org/web/20010309...
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 19/01/2025
Every friend group of 3 or more should be visually distinct. You are not allowed to be friends if you were created in the same factory. I should be able to instantly tell how your strengths & weaknesses complement each other like a KOF team. Who is the zoner? Who is the grappler? Who throws hands?
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Cursed Body @cursedbody.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Some people start a band hoping they’ll get rich or famous, but we never cared about anything vapid and materialistic like that. We started a band for the most noble and pure reason of all: giving people tinnitus.
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Fucking Every Word @everyword.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
fucking dexterously
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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
vanilla ICE
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Portán of Doom @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A whole damn family of Draculas!
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Portán of Doom @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m going to get hot and spicy cheez its even though I know the consequences
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Portán of Doom @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No real ID for Giaccomo?
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Portán of Doom @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Twice!
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Portán of Doom @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
RMV security guard just let a cop skip the line
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Portán of Doom @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I also find “YEAH I LISTEN TO POP TOO. WHO CARES?!” to be a little gauche. Nobody cares. Blow out your ears on Ariana, baby. Go crazy.
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Portán of Doom @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think the broad spectrum of music I love makes me a more complete musician.
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Portán of Doom @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Or I guess the attitude that no one has ever suffered more and this is the worst thing that’s ever happened is silly about an office job where you argue with boomers in a climate controlled environment with snacks and a Keurig.
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Portán of Doom @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When this one idiot retires, this job will be smooth sailing.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“I am your servant may I light your cigarette” is the goat horny lyric
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