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Natalie Portán

@miotaltrom666.bsky.social
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I’ve got an Olympic gold medal in running my mouth. Yank with a cupla focal. Pit bulls, riffs, Ireland, horror movies. Fascists get the brick. She/sí

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⚔️ C L O V E ⚔️ @clove.bsky.social · 4h
this guy. fuckin. big hat lebowski.
the big hat guy from souls
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Natalie Portán @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 3h
It should be as cool as it sounds.
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Natalie Portán @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 4h
I’m eating lentil soup with a baguette now
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Natalie Portán @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 4h
All right I was going to stay off this topic. If your friend sends you a text that says, “free pussy” about an intoxicated woman upstairs, and you don’t beat him to death, not a strongly worded letter, literally dismember him, you’re a pathetic coward.
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Natalie Portán @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 5h
Sorry that was an inside thought
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Nirensimt @nirensimt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Presenting the art and title for Nirensimt IV, coming early 2027
A statue of a shrouded woman, one breast bared, stretches achingly upward over part of the Nirensimt logo centered in the top third. The edges of her veil fade into the background, a red-tinted purple and orange liminal rectangular cloud field that fades at its edges into a red and purple star field. At the bottom in a starry typeface reads the title "To Reach Beyond"
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Natalie Portán @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 8h
My favorite thing Johnny Cash ever said was something perfectly aligns with my politics and overall aggressive demeanor.
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Natalie Portán @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 9h
Paging @theunorthodox.bsky.social
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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 9h
Backpack is the son of former Fat Bear Week champion Holly… his name was inspired by his habit of climbing onto his mother’s back when they swam the river. “Unlike many large, adult, male bears, Backpack hasn’t shown much aggression toward his competitors,” his profile reads. jrnl.ie/7177733
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Winnie the Paunch: The 2026 winner of Fat Bear Week has been declared
The winner secured more than 100,000 votes.
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 9h
does no one listen to judith butler any more
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Natalie Portán @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 9h
Post something cool your friends have made! Theheavyculture.coop We made a cooperatively owned metal venue!
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Home | The Heavy Culture Coop
A cooperative owned and operated by fans, artists, and workers. Keep it heavy, keep it THCC.
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Natalie Portán @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 23h
My favorite black metal song about a beer is Imperial Saison Noire by Spectral Wound.
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Natalie Portán @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 23h
Are you a heart made of a wax and you’re melting in the sun? You may be entitled to compensation!
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eolaí the artist @eolai.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Have added 30 more paintings to the new print shop I'm trying, including 12 that have never been available previously. That brings the total there now to 140, a touch unwieldy but there are 6 Categories to help you sift. I'll eventually stop, I promise. fineartamerica.com/profiles/4-l... #SpéirGhorm
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the Charmin bears kicked in my door and mocked my family's assholes
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Natalie Portán @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I saw this weird apple
A deformed apple shaped like a piece of chewed gum with a yellow boil on it’s side
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Adzes @adzes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Saw a ski jump competition where this little NZ ski town trucked a bunch of melting slush down from the mountain and built a dirty snowbank in a park. It was weird as hell
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Mike McGrath-Bryan @mikemcgb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dublin! @ailsy.bsky.social and I are back on the book trail at Redline Book Festival, presented by @sdcclibraries.bsky.social! We'll be discussing our best-selling book (😏) 'Have I Got Your Attention: A Guide to Adult ADHD in Ireland'... #ireland #spéirghorm #adhd #booksky
Image depicts the faces of Ailín Kennedy and Mike McGrath-Bryan on a poster for their upcoming appearance at Redline Book Festival in Dublin. The event happens at 7pm, Tuesday October 13th, at North Clondalkin Library.
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Natalie Portán @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What’s the strangest thing you’ve seen lately? (Ranging from neutral to good, please)
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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why did the TMNTs wear masks? Like, great disguise fellas, you are still clearly humanoid turtles. You won’t blend in at the perp lineup.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/09/2026
i mentally associate canned vegetables with hard times and hard livin' but i also mentally associate canned soup with an itinerant but honestly lived life on the rails. not sure what that's about
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Airship Chronos says TRANS RIGHTS @airshipchronos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I really need people to understand that their precious Blue Collar Rurals know what Boba tea is and even drink it themselves.
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Natalie Portán @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Theo’s been making lots of new friends!
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Natalie Portán @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyway, muted all of that.
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Natalie Portán @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know it feels like there’s a need to pay rapt attention to every but if horrifying news, but this kind of story just rips me up! Every time! and it sucks! And I’ve said everything I can about this over and over and over and for what!! #cornell
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Natalie Portán @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#cornell so people can mute this: We do this every couple years. If they wanted to learn, they would have learned it.
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Natalie Portán @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sorry, that one was starting to leave containment.
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Natalie Portán @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Respond to the man sending you laugh reacts on everything you post to help him feel more connected.
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Natalie Portán @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here are my gorgeous infant children, Nigella, Merle, Eustace, and Mildred.
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Natalie Portán @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I woke up with Long, Long Time by Linda Ronstadt stuck in my head and I’m cautiously optimistic about today!
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
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Zoe Tunnell ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey sorry wait what do you mean Drake had a 20-woman speed dating contest on Alt-Right Twitch and is now dating the winner, who is a 24-year-old former OF model and streamer Good god Kendrick really murdered that man
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༺ƊǗƝƓĘƠΝƁÏƬƇΗ༻ @dungeonbitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Me patrolling the bog
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Grae Hall @graehall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me: So I totally ripped off Macbeth and am holding a production of it as if it were mine, nobody's even going to notice Producer: Shh, don't say that out loud! Me: Oh, right, sorry, The Scottish Plagiarism
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Dr Robert Bohan @robertbohan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
West Donegal to honour Polish man who saved 200,000 children during Great Famine
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West Donegal to honour man who saved 200,000 children during Great Famine - Donegal Daily
A Polish explorer that saved the lives of over 7,000 children in Glenties will have a special plaque erected in his memory next month.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did a couple of Brass Rubbings but we are still in love.
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Natalie Portán @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
An author I like followed me on Instagram and I was like “yay” but then “oh no!” Many such cases
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Natalie Portán @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have written a song about a tyrant being cannibalized but it is not recorded yet. To help with getting songs about tyrants being cannibalized recorded, please see my Patreon! Patreon.com/hauntedbogmusic
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Bog Haunter Music — Sad, scary, angry music.
Get more from Bog Haunter Music on Patreon. Sad, scary, angry music.. Support Bog Haunter Music and get exclusive access to their work.
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Natalie Portán @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think I’ve written all my murder ballads and now I want to write things that are spooky and esoteric. I’ve written the fictional ends of people who have hurt me and they’re out of my life, and I think that part might be done. I’m not sure what that means.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shapeshifters! Cannibalism! Incest! Small-town crime! (ringing dinner bell) us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
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Chimera
A powerful family’s terrible secrets threaten to consume them in Chimera, a visceral body horror novel from Gretchen Felker-Martin, the author of Manhunt a...
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A digital recreation of a panel from the 1960s Hungarian comic strip Jucika by Pál Pusztai. In the image (drawn with black outlines and limited color that is also charmingly, wildly out of register) we see the main character, Jucika, a brunette woman with a short, kicky haircut wearing a striped, green, knee-length, sleeveless dress. She is dancing with a delighted-looking man in a military uniform who is holding one of her hands while in the other she's carrying a red portable radio by its little handle. She's grinning back over her shoulder to the left to see an attractive woman – red hair in curly bangs and a pony tail and wearing a different sort of green dress – who is dancing to the music from the radio with a different delighted-looking man in a brown suit. Everyone is having a great time. Below the drawing is all lower case script lettering with a brown drop that reads 'talán ma fog megtörténni', which my Hungarian-speaking friend Matilda assures me translates to 'Maybe it will happend today'
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Shabroky 𓆏 @shabroky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah, good corn bread will do that to you.
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Natalie Portán @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Would anyone like to be my grad school reference if my old professors don’t check their email by January?
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No honey, I'm not a bad husband, you're just falling for the CCP's propaganda about me again.
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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can someone who is good at negotiations explain to me why capitulating to these guys didn’t placate them? Please my country is dying
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Campus rape is really widespread; statistics suggest a significant percent of women who go to college will be raped there; feminism opened up a good conversation about it around 2012-13; it's weird when people treated Cornell like an isolated rather than dramatic example of a pervasive problem.
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Natalie Portán @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It feels like when boomers go, “you want to know what real horror is? WAR. That’s a real horror movie.”
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Natalie Portán @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Okay, Model Home was a good story, an important story, well-written, HOWEVER it said it was about a haunted house!!
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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bold of mike flanagan to give carrie a huge unwieldy boner
promo poster of Carrie showing a floating girl with her leg bent in such a way that an immature little bastard might call it a large erection
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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raffi wants to destroy patriarchy and its beast misogyny
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