Reposted by Mildred PirthKelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026by the end of this the Houthis are going to find a way to launch Shaheds at Mar a Lago 1015911
Reposted by Mildred PirthAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/09/2026I know I am not the median voter. But when I watch Trump performances like the one we just endured in North Carolina, I can't escape the feeling that our problems go much deeper than "affordability" and we're whistling past the graveyard if we reduce our politics to that issue. 32268841057
Reposted by Mildred PirthDavid Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I know millions enjoy this soapy narrative, but my eyes glaze. With all else going on in this grievous world, I'm just amazed anyone has a listless fuck to give about how a particular clan, propped before us as hereditary betters, replete with castles, crowns and scepters, currently arrays itself. 3450134
Reposted by Mildred PirthBaseball Observer @baseballobserver.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Padres minor-league catching coordinator detained by ICE in Texas, family saysnytimes.comPadres minor-league catching coordinator detained by ICE in Texas, family saysOswaldo Pirela, the Padres' minor-league catching coordinator, was detained early Sunday at El Paso International Airport, his wife said. 14520
Reposted by Mildred PirthCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Would you rather have a reliever named Blewett or a kicker named Blewitt 4724
Reposted by Mildred PirthTim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Just idly thinking about how if “30 Rock” were still around today there’s no way Liz Lemon wouldn’t have fucked up a “Subway Takes” by now. 2532
Reposted by Mildred Pirthchristina @formeresq.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I’m something of a blue cross blue shield of Illinois power user 1441
Reposted by Mildred PirthHeadquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Stavros Halkias: I don't wanna do the both sides bullshit because it's not true. One side is worse than the other, objectively speaking. One side is disappearing people and one side wants children to have healthcare. A lot of stand up comics happened to have some of the dumbest opinions on Earth 495658821
Reposted by Mildred PirthThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I'm frankly shocked that the guy who started his career with a Hot or Not website is creating creeper smart glasses 531545
Reposted by Mildred PirthHELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 11/08/2026lol I didn't think that terrible WHCA dinner could possibly look any worse but now that we know Trump used the White House press corps as human shields, it actually does! Amazing. 12742117
Reposted by Mildred PirthJosh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 10/08/2026So the Smithers looking guy who you mainly know as the guy would hands Trump the executive orders to sign will now be White House counsel 820021
Reposted by Mildred PirthHELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 08/08/2026Always a good sign when such an important appointment is made in the dark of night. 19466102
Reposted by Mildred PirthCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/08/2026This guy's name is pronounced baloney, 3643
Reposted by Mildred PirthKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/08/2026They were upset the schools were closed because they didn't have a place to go scream at librarians for a few months there. 27901108
Reposted by Mildred PirthJon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to, which is exactly why we need government regulations. 40201784901
Reposted by Mildred PirthBen McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 21/07/2026….Im gonna start huffing paint 1312814
Reposted by Mildred PirthDaniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Poor bastard’s starving 2102491712
Reposted by Mildred Pirthandré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 17/07/2026when the cdc didn't care and the federal government attacked them, remember that taco bell stood with the people 3546341028
Reposted by Mildred PirthMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 16/07/2026"Ben owns a farm. He employs 100 workers. His payroll is $10 million/year. One day, he buys a mule, which provides the worker who uses it a modest 10% productivity gain. Benjamin fires 99 of his workers and purchases 99 mules, expecting a 1000% productivity gain." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ai-...mcsweeneys.netAI Economics for Dummies“Xavier owns an apartment that he rents out at a loss of $1 billion/month. Seeing this success, he decides to make financial commitments to construct $850 bi... 2456164
Reposted by Mildred Pirthjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/07/2026shoutout the chucklefuck pundit who insisted once that “environmental racism” was a nonsense term 7584312252
Reposted by Mildred PirthAdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo 182134504701
Reposted by Mildred PirthPJ Holden @pauljholden.com · 06/07/2026In gremlins 2 when a panicked Pheobe Cates pulls the fire alarm, the fire alarm pontificates “Fire! The untamed element, oldest of man’s mysteries, giver of warmth [etc]” anyway that’s what it’s like when you google something now. 22103503
Reposted by Mildred PirthAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026As with some other things, i suspect if we have another dem president we will discover that the court did not so much transfer power to the executive as to themselves, ie they will find novel bullshit reasons to block a dem president the same way the find novel bullshit reasons to enable trump 26985311968
Reposted by Mildred PirthJosh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Always important to remind people that the occasional non egregious decision doesn’t make the Court any less corrupt or in need of reform. Even those who despise the Courts corruption have been accustomed to the idea that it reviews every law, prohibition or imperative embraced by Democrats as … 9722139
Reposted by Mildred PirthQuinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 29/06/2026i've been sitting here trying to think of a joke about slaughter/cook, but this truly captures it all 220034
Reposted by Mildred Pirthhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/06/2026If napoleon ran a chuck e cheese 928742
Reposted by Mildred PirthCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 23/06/2026<Mechanic popping open the hood>: Well that's your problem right there, you need a life 11935
Reposted by Mildred PirthHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Putting Dasani into elite athletes midgame has to be a net negative on their performance right 715213
Reposted by Mildred PirthKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/06/2026"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?" 468320836924
Reposted by Mildred PirthCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Ticketmaster like game recognize game 446853
Reposted by Mildred PirthSal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 14/06/2026The Jalen M. Brunson And The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center For The Performing Arts 254615653
Reposted by Mildred PirthElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016 163123372156
Reposted by Mildred PirthPatrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Rick Brunson: How dare you imply my son is good 0302
Reposted by Mildred Pirthonion person @junlper.beer · 10/06/2026losing an election so bad you start farting around everywhere 4267297673
Reposted by Mildred PirthFinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 10/06/2026TRUMP: LOTS OF OIL IS GETTING OUT 111
Reposted by Mildred PirthDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 10/06/2026This guy looks like the pig Homer sees while trying to gain weight 224316
Reposted by Mildred PirthMad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Pixar just announced Toy Story 6, in which a virus wipes out humanity, leaving toys to rule the earth. Lacking humans to play with, they try to insinuate themselves with pets, leading to casualties in the toy population. Woody and Jesse ride the wasteland as bounty hunters. Buzz becomes a warlord. 1622824
Reposted by Mildred PirthDr. Mansa Keita @rasmansa.bsky.social · 03/06/2026The greatest evidence that the whole "cancel culture" thing was nonsense is the behavior of those who used to scream about it the most. Bari Weiss' CBS provides the millionth piece of evidence. 04010
Reposted by Mildred PirthJared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Funny how these “free speech” types like Bari Weiss always draw the boundaries of open debate at criticizing them, specifically 10842139
Mildred Pirth @millyp.bsky.social · 03/06/2026the whiniest bunch of losers have assumed so much power in the past 2 years 000
Reposted by Mildred PirthJoshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 03/06/2026just because words have meaning: your subordinate cannot, definitionally, create a hostile work environment if you are the person empowered to take remedial action also, more broadly, that’s not what hostile work environment means and also, she’s an idiot and a loser 13920184
Reposted by Mildred PirthTim Murphy @timothypmurphy.bsky.social · 03/06/2026that interview where Trump told Tony Dokoupil that he's the reason he got the job is really kind of it. everyone knows that the new people are either the worst kind of political hires, or have been hired by the worst kind of political hires. can't really work around that! 0213
Reposted by Mildred PirthDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 03/06/2026First day on the job and you want respect? Go right up to the most recognizable and respected guy in the newsroom and have him yell at you until you cry. Then it's time to send him a weepy email telling him how disappointed you were that he did all that. Shouldn't have any trouble after that. 10998021234
Reposted by Mildred PirthJames @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 03/06/2026There's just a certain fin de siecle absurdity of someone whose only achievement in life is having opinions on the internet ending the career of someone who managed to get into Kyiv in 2022 in the middle of the initial Russian invasion to interview Zelensky. 62029375
Reposted by Mildred Pirthjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/06/2026this court would authorize all-white primaries if it could find some facially neutral means to do so 603608739
Reposted by Mildred PirthSaeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 29/05/2026On today’s episode of VIBE CHECK, we interview Epstein survivor Jess Michaels. To be honest, this conversation changed my life. I hope it liberates many other people as well. open.spotify.com/episode/759n... 6455106
Reposted by Mildred PirthRobert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Almost like we've been in a state of lightly sublimated civil conflict since January 2021 or something... 215116
Reposted by Mildred PirthJonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 28/05/2026guys I just tried googling this to find the exact Andor quote and jesus fucking christ guys what the fuck is happening here 1412786661
