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Milli Vanilla

@millivanilla.bsky.social
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I love eating books, baking songs, and reading good food. Living on Ngunnawal, Ngunawal and Ngambri country.

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 15h
“That’s why we created an AI-native app ‘Weirdos wanting brunch’…”
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 15h
I hope they pay her well.
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How traditional French butter is made in Brittany
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 16h
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I Understood That Reference
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 20h
out: red eye flight in: pink eye flight
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The double-level seat airplane is back with the ‘ultimate’ statement | CNN
Chaise Longue is a double-level airplane seat concept that’s inspired frequent social media frenzy and fervent discussion. Now airplane seat designer Alejandro Núñez Vicente gives CNN an exclusive fir...
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 16h
Researchers following the first human test of Viagra
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 16h
Same.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also, free rats.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
NRLW finished about half an hour ago.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why is the coach’s noggin so prominent?
Image of the NRWL premiers, with a shiny coach’s noggin top centre.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Even so, margins are tight…”
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Nena 99 Luft Balloons
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Never turn a jobbie into a job
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She fills the empty space formerly occupied by the brain worm.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m not saying that people should draw dicks around them with spray paint, but things seem to get fixed when that happens.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They are now compost.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But did you get a multifunctional car vacuum cleaner?
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I realised I am old when my brain returned the wrong Gomez.
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Gomez Addams' Steaming Drink Reaction
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The housing bubble.
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Marian with a Bubble on His Nose
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ooh! We could hang them from balloons!
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Kieran @toadally.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here’s some fun history around the more widespread adoption of the word “rabbit.”
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love my tinned mackerel, but also like my tinned sardines (noting they are not interchangeable in recipes).
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fresh, tinned, or both? If it’s both…
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Big Bird's Horse Buggy Ride: We Ride at Dawn!
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why does it sound like Gollum’s internal monologue?
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Gollum: Non Nan
Alt: Gollum, shaking his head.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🎶 I fell in love with the shape of you But you dissolved into a pile of goo And the memory is nightmare fuel Where the hell is your body?🎶
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This design was rejected for the original Star Wars film as looking too low tech.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Something is wrong with your cat.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The world would be a better place…
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sobbin’ for Sabin’s sake.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You have the right to pursue happiness, or an air mattress. But not both at the same time.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He’s sad he can’t get through automatic doors now.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s been done before.
Poster for the unmade sequel to the movie “A Mighty Wind” called “A Horny Wind”.
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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.1 @tammi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Normalise saying "What the fuck is wrong with you?" when other men are out of line.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t know how to react to this.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Auckland right now.
Zombies overtaking Auckland. Apparently.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fortunately he wasn’t married to the property developers.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It isn’t mean, or horrible, or violent. It is wonderful.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They are wicked double exposures! Like a race through a bunch of ghosts.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
4WDs only do this when they are sick or stressed. If they are not careful, more 4WDs could beach themselves.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pair it with this meatloaf zombie hand.
Meatloaf zombie hand
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The explosive diarrhea lettuce behaved in unexpected and concerning ways.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cockeye the sailor man
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They won’t tell you that they crushed them to extract the fuel for Beatlemania though. No one talks about that.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Building the border wall, one Cybertruck at a time.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*plowed into
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“I was looking at my phone when my car went rogue and plowed some pedestrians.”
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Even the movie within a movie. Magical.
Scene from The Big Hit. Image of Mark Wahlberg in from of a wall of videotapes. In the lower right corner is a poster for the movie “Taste the golden spray”.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So next time he gets to make the same argument, because he’s still never been penalised. Totally makes sense.
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Russell Parker @pussellrarker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Such a sad decline from his Sherlock/Doctor Strange heyday www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow...
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Burst Cumbernauld sewage pipe leaves smelly 'Pringles tube sized keech' on path
The issue is said to have been reported to Scottish Water after a pipe burst, spewing raw sewage onto the path behind Drumpellier Gardens.
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