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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 22h

All these guys think the Cylons are the desired end state. They all want to be this guy.

John Colicos as Lord Baltar in Battlestar Galactica

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The mayor living rent-free in this cavernous cranium.

Cash Loren, not to be confused with anyone of note, with a similar name.

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Why is the coach’s noggin so prominent?

Image of the NRWL premiers, with a shiny coach’s noggin top centre.

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Pair it with this meatloaf zombie hand.

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Even the movie within a movie. Magical.

Scene from The Big Hit. Image of Mark Wahlberg in from of a wall of videotapes. In the lower right corner is a poster for the movie “Taste the golden spray”.

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It’s all fun and games until the business owners fire up their Trace Buster Busters.

Trace Buster from the movie “The Big Hit”.

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Captain Correlli’s Mandoline Slicer

Image of a mandoline slicer and an assortment of sliced fruits and veggies

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You’ve captured a glitch in the matrix!

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I’m almost certain this has been done before, but nevertheless…

An angry Captain Kirk, with the text ‘Chaka Khan!’

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

At least it wasn’t accidentally delivered to the construction site next door.

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I’m sure they gave similar attention to these guys involved in actual financial fraud at UK universities. No reason why they wouldn’t.

David Hall, a senior university employee, stole about £2.4m in cash over a 30-year period.

Prof George, University of Greater Manchester, sacked in connection to a £1 million fraud.

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

The irony of a tweet perfectly capturing the mood.

Image of a tweet

wint @dril
and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

11:42 PM • Dec 28, 2014 • Twitter Web Client
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3.2K Retweets
1.3K Quote Tweets
11.8K Likes

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Before this year ends, Grok Imagine will make a full-length movie of The Odyssey that is historically accurate and true to the art of Homer

Sean Connery as Zed Zardoz, from the film Zardoz.

Sean is rocking a braided pony tail, and is wearing a red proto mankini/bandoleer and thigh high black leather boots that must have chafed like mad.

In the background is a dusty white landscape, and small hills.

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Laŭŝajne estas rano en mia bideo!

Arnold J Rimmer, from the TV show Star Trek.

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

So it turns out Nicolas Cage has been dunking his balls in the reflecting pool.

Nic Cage and his green balls, from the movie “The Rock”.

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Idiots. Don’t they know it was the Carnation Virus?

Image of a 410g tin of Nestle Carnation evaporated milk with a red, white and blue label.

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Europe (Finland) does something similar.

Large 350g bag of potato chips/crisps with “MEGAPUSSI!” on the bag.

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Behold! The Turtle Crab and the Crab Turtle.

An image of a small crab in the palm of a person’s hand. The crab is Cryptolithodes sitchensis, also known as the Turtle Crab.

Image of a Crab Turtle card from Yu-Gi-Oh!

The card shows an image of a creature with a turtle shell and crab pincers, described as providing high attack and defense factors.

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I feel like “don’t listen to internet dickheads” is a good rule of thumb for many things health related.

Batman slapping Robin meme.

Robin says “BUT THE GUY
ON INSTAGRAM SAID...

Batman slaps Robin and says “DON'T LISTEN TO
INTERNET DICKHEADS.”

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Not so much a warning sign as a status update:

Sign on a vending machine stating “the light inside has broken but I still work”.

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

The only outfit for the Met Gala.

62-year-old Alabamian grandmother Renea Gamble, wearing an inflatable penis costume, and holding a “No Dick Tator” sign. She was arrested on the charge of being too awesome in public.

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

We were so time-poor, we had to drink instant tea.

Three clear plastic containers of brown powdered Bushells instant tea. The product looks like instant coffee, and consists of powdered floor sweepings of a tea processing facility, blended with the bitter tears of anyone who actually likes tea.

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Boss: You get that spaghetti measure design done? Designer: Sure did boss, genital shaped just like you asked. Boss: what?

Alessi Voile spaghetti measure. Image of a spaghetti measure, with one long sausage shaped lobe, with two smaller lobes shapes at one end.

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Darth Maul, before they turned to the dark side.

Cover of the vinyl single “Does Your Mother Know Kisses Of Fire
From the New Album Voulez-Vous.”
By ABBA.

Cover features the four members of the band dressed in formal wear.

Agnetha Fältskog (centre) is wielding a sabre staff.

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

This is a real brand, and the slogan is “Put a Frekl in the fridge”. Freckle is Australian slang for butthole. So no. I won’t.

Hand holding a can of Frekl ginger beer, against a blue sky background.

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I dunno. The hair is unkempt. But the bolo tie looks pretty kemp to me.

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