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Ghostly wails imitating life. Reads constantly. Great at doom scrolling.

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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 07/10/2026
OnThisDay in 1849, Edgar Allan Poe passed away under mysterious circumstances. Of all the artists who gave life to Poe's macabre tales over the years, perhaps none captured them quite so brilliantly as the Irish artist Harry Clarke publicdomainreview.tumblr.com/post/8298154...
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Stephen Blackmoore @stephenblackmoore.com · 05/10/2026
Pisces: Scientists discover that you are the best fuel for nuclear fusion today, forcing you to go on the run from Nobel seeking physicists.
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 01/10/2026
Here's a funny thing about the right to vote: it wasn't won by voting.
Two suffragists in period dress, ceremonially putting ballots into a ballot box. The background has been replaced with an elaborate collage of 19th C printing-press parts. The ballots are glowing with radiant spikes. The face of the ballot box has been replaced with an Nvidia Vera Lynn GPU.
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AK Faulkner 🔜 NYCC @ravenswordpress.com · 01/10/2026
I promise you don't want this 🤣
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In the beginning was the word and the word was bullshit. —William S. Burroughs
William Burroughs sitting down in a suit with a shotgun on his lap
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r[redacted]ikus @mildlydistorted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah. He's great.
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r[redacted]ikus @mildlydistorted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Loved the movie. My kind of bonkers.
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Stephen Blackmoore @stephenblackmoore.com · 28/09/2026
Virgo: After weeks of training on how to defuse a bomb, you will be stymied when you encounter one that has neither red nor blue wires.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
1/7 On Jim Thompson's birthday, here are a few of my favorite lines from his books. “I ain't saying you're a liar, because that wouldn't be polite. But I'll tell you this, ma'am. If I loved liars, I'd hug you to death.” “Life is a bucket of shit with a barbed wire handle.”
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Jonathan Gibbs @jonathangibbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A reminder for book designers. The job of a spine is to be noticable, interesting and legible in a bookshop. The job of a cover is to be identifiable when someone cool is reading the book further down the carriage from you the tube.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kierkegaarda-Na-Vida
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yes sir, got that garden carrot picture. Nice and Akira-esque, just like you wanted
A giant garden carrot with a bunch of ends gnarling and twisting out of it.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"books should start with action" "the first pages must introduce the protagonist" "world building should be invisible" hush child ms. robin mckinley is speaking
CHAPTER

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The magic in that country was so thick and tenacious that it settled over the land like chalk-dust and over floors and shelves like slightly sticky plaster-dust. (Housecleaners in that country earned unusually good wages.) If you lived in that country, you had to de-scale your kettle of its encrusta-tion of magic at least once a week, because if you didn't, you might find yourself pouring hissing snakes or pond slime into your teapot instead of water. (It didn't have to be anything scary or unpleasant, like snakes or slime, especially in a cheerful household magic tended to reflect the atmosphere of the place in which it found itself-but if you want a cup of tea, a cup of lavender-and-gold pansies or ivory thimbles is unsatisfactory. And while the pansies-put dry in a vase-would probably last a day, looking like ordinary pansies, be-fore they went greyish-dun and collapsed into magic dust, something like an ivory thimble would begin to smudge and

crumble as soon as you picked it up.) The best way to do it was to have a fairy as a member of your household, because she (it was usually a she) could lay a finger on the kettle just as it came to a boil (absentminded fairies could often be recognised by a pad of scar-tissue on the finger they favoured for kettle-cleaning) and murmur a
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Good morning
Ash Parris: "Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with VC Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended."
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
📌
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Jenny Lee Shee @jennyleeshee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I just saw a dog wearing a leash that said “Selectively Social” and now I need to find a necklace version of it for myself.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/08/2026
People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Guillermo del Toro is a prophet for our time
"Monsters are patron saints of our blissful imperfection, and they embody the possibility of failing."
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 17/08/2026
How to win at most all things:
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r[redacted]ikus @mildlydistorted.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I guess that means you're in the big leagues now ;)
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Chloe Brailsford @comixbychloe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
2015 to 2026 Remember, babes, KEEP DRAWING
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@MNateShyamalan
Entomologist here. Great question! It may seem surprising that the scientific community could miss an entire bug species after all this time, especially when it’s THIS big. The answer might surprise you more. Let’s dive in (1/?)

(quoting:)
@theoceanblooms
can I ask a question: how does something like this go undiscovered until now

(quoting:)
@ABC
Scientists have discovered a giant new species of stick insect in Australia, which is over 15 inches long and researchers say may be the heaviest insect in the country.

@MNateShyamalan
he look like stick (2/2)
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
apologise? unfortunate??? IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S INCORRECT
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Okay, I am going to tell a little story. It's one I have saved for the last couple years, almost nobody knows about it. But it lives in my heart. I don't know how others will feel about it, maybe something, maybe nothing. It's about the Uncanny X-Men. 1/
Uncanny X-Men cover by David Marquez
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Stephen Blackmoore @stephenblackmoore.com · 03/08/2026
Libra: Today you will be visited by the Bluebird of Happiness, which will be caught and eaten by the Hawk of Oh Goddammit.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
We're giving away 25 copies of SANDMAN SLIM over on Goodreads! Just stop by and mash the button. (US only) www.goodreads.com/book/show/70...
goodreads.com
Sandman Slim (Sandman Slim #1)
Supernatural fantasy has a new antihero in Sandman Slim…
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 27/07/2026
If you put together the season posters for Reacher they tell the story of a large man who can't remember where he put his keys.
Reacher Season 1 Poster. "Did I leave them in the bedroom?"Reacher Season 2, "No, I checked the bedroom. Did I leave them in the bathroom?"Reacher Season 3. "No, I checked the bathroom. Hey, have you seen my keys?"
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Writer of “Rape Apologists Must Die!” @alexpagliuca.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I remember seeing someone say we need a movie with Daniel Radcliffe and Margot Robbie playing a couple who get mistaken for assassins who are played by Elijah Wood and Samara Weaving, and I may not ever stop wanting to see that movie.
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r[redacted]ikus @mildlydistorted.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Yes and yes. It is a cruel world we live in, and I long for that second season.
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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Three extremely grumpy looking fluffy black and white kittens. Text alongside posted by Mansfield Cat Rescue:
 
It appears we've once again acquired a collection of feral kittens who have absolutely no idea they're only 500g and look like they've been assembled from fluff and bad decisions.
So, we're looking for feral kitten fosterers.

Requirements include:
• Being shouted at by something smaller than your slipper.
• Accepting that every meal is apparently a hostage negotiation.
• Remaining calm while a kitten with all the physical presence of a teabag attempts to convince you it's a tiger.
• Not expecting "thank you" from tiny individuals whose only hobbies are hissing, glaring and committing crimes against your hands.

These kittens arrive with all the social graces of a drunk bloke outside Wetherspoons at closing time. Your job is simply to convince them that people aren't, in fact, the enemy.

It takes patience, a sense of humour, and the ability to ignore being judged by someone who only learned to use a litter tray last Tuesday.

The payoff? Watching a tiny, furious gremlin gradually realise that chin scratches, warm beds and regular meals are actually rather lovely, before heading off to a forever home as a completely different cat.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/07/2026
my answer for frisbee naan vs javelin baguette depends on whether we're using baguette tradition, baguette classique, or if we can harken back to the baguette von Blücher, a specialized and now archaic hardened sourdough popularized by napoleonic mercenaries for its formidable aerodynamic properties
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This one is for you, you nerds
a Borges burglar alarm with the caption:
Intruders will be trapped in an infinite labyrinth of hallways until they forget why they broke in.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
For those of you who don't follow 'breakroom.chronicles' on Instagram, you are missing top tier content, and you should follow them immediately. Today's offering is glorious:
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r[redacted]ikus @mildlydistorted.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Damnit, I keep forgetting to check it out.
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Thought for the day: It never ceases to amaze me how today's techbros' vision of the future they want defaults to fully automated leopard-face-chomping neo-feudalism rather than fully automated luxury gay space communism.
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r[redacted]ikus @mildlydistorted.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
At least I will be generating a beat as I dance, cause my joints love to snap, crackle and pop.
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Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Age verification? I have to take an antacid before drinking fizzy wine
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
ok i'm crying, SHRINKING had jason segel & michael urie sing the confrontation scene from les mis bc i immediately thought of when he and nph just did it on megan mulally's talk show like twenty odd years ago (starts at ~35 seconds)
youtu.be
Confrontation - How I Met Your Mother
YouTube video by robtk
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Oisín McGann @oisinmcgann.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I don’t know why this post doesn’t give his name, but it’s Jo Nagai. This is a true story. medium.com/@zehraanjum2...
medium.com
How a 10-Year-Old Boy’s Butterfly Experiment Silently Rewrote What We Know About Memory
In the world of science, breakthroughs often come from state-of-the-art labs with million-dollar equipment. But sometimes, they begin in a…
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 16/07/2026
🤣🤣 Via @jermops.bsky.social
B'kdel Test
1) At least two named Klingons, 2) who talk to each other, 3) about something other than honor.
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r[redacted]ikus @mildlydistorted.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Brilliant OST. Fucking amazing.
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📚 Ellie Rhymer! Spaceships and Scoundrels 📚 @ellieyellu.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I was looking through old photos and found this Accidental Renaissance Painting of the cats
Three different colored cats are hanging around an armchair. their poses are reminiscent of the dramatic, sometimes contorted postures in classical art, but especially attributed to paintings from the Renaissance where these postures convey drama and movement. An orange cat is crouching beneath the chair, his head thrown back dramatically into shadow. Above, on the seat of the chair, a brown striped tabby cat reaches his paw down towards the orange cat, peering at him. Also on the seat but sat stoically on his haunches is a white and brown tabby, gazing away over his two brothers, tail draped down over the side of the chair. The composition of their poses is circular and draws the eye around, and suggests some sort of mythic art as was popular in the Renaissance as well.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My latest @newscientist.com cartoon
Title: My confidence in my understanding of the scientific theory. 

A diagram where the confidence is marked in red on an otherwise white figure


Panel 1
"Before I got a book about it."
The figure is red up to about his stomach

Panel 2
"While I was reading the book."
The figure is reading a book. He is red up to his forehead.

Panel 3
"When I had finished the book." 
The red level has dropped  to around his mouth

Panel 4
"One week later."
Now it is at his chest.

Panel 5
"When I try to explain it to somebody." 
The level is back at stomach level.

Panel 6
"When they ask a follow-up question."
The red is so low we can barely see it.
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 12/07/2026
How many AI models does it take to change a lightbulb? That's a great question, which shows that you care about illumination! You don't just want to see - you want to be seen. Unfortunately no such thing as a lightbulb has ever existed or will ever exist.
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 12/07/2026
René Lalique Serpent Pectoral Pendant designed around 1899. mckitterick.tumblr.com/post/8219096...
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Morella — Harry Clarke, 1919
Black and white illustration of Edgar Allan Poe's creepy story of Morella that I hadn't read until just now or narrator a bearded man looks down at the body of his daughter who is identical with the transmigrated soul of his late wife and the drawing is filled with lines with textures filling almost the entire space among them there are many small heads of women probably all also Morella
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