Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Thanks to Aetna for their rock solid MFA options of SMS, Email, and... {checks notes} adding a new phone number? (this is on login, not in my MFA setup options) 021
Reposted by Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 16/07/2026🤣🤣 Via @jermops.bsky.social 16523
Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 03/03/2026It's that time of year again, so as i say every year. FUCK INTUIT prospect.org/2025/04/17/2...prospect.orgIntuit, Owner of TurboTax, Wins Battle Against America’s Taxpayers - The American ProspectThe successful IRS free tax filing program is being wound down, thanks in large part to Intuit’s copious spending in Washington. 080
Reposted by Jerm "purple haired muppet" opsFlohEinstein @floheinstein.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/12/2025Ran into a problem in prod? Just generate a fake cloudflare error page and blame it on them - gives you time to fix. #foss #devops #cloudflare #infosec 26729
Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 08/12/2025How many Kubers do i have to Nettee before I’m a platform engineer? 110
Reposted by Jerm "purple haired muppet" opsIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 21/07/2025We are all made of stars, but your RBAC shouldn’t be 1439247
Reposted by Jerm "purple haired muppet" opsceej @ceej.online · 08/08/2025one thing that's making me feel particularly insane lately is how there is no longer any limit to the amount of wrong you can be 544264764
Reposted by Jerm "purple haired muppet" opsAnimal Flix @animalflix.bsky.social · 03/07/2025The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. 😇 365225103974
Reposted by Jerm "purple haired muppet" opsCezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Anyone who doesn't do 1-4-2-5-3-1 is a psychopath. Announce yourselves, cowards! 28930817
Reposted by Jerm "purple haired muppet" opsJustin Garrison @justingarrison.com · 11/06/2025DNS is a 4 letter word 192
Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Apple: "What if we made off-by-1 errors a _feature_ ..." 010
Reposted by Jerm "purple haired muppet" opsHesitantly Hopeful @leann-notrimes.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Don’t lose the plot. 13427146
Reposted by Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 07/06/2025🤣🤣 0361
Reposted by Jerm "purple haired muppet" opsDirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights @dirtydancing2hn.bsky.social · 31/05/2025I’m looking at reviews on targets website, and it seems they left gibberish on the tags. Perhaps they couldn’t find a Pride statement that was aligned with their ant-DEI stance 212314
Reposted by Jerm "purple haired muppet" opsLee Knox Ostertag @leeknoxostertag.bsky.social · 30/05/2025kind of obsessed with 2025 pride merch...I'm calling it cowardcore. 24890752795
Reposted by Jerm "purple haired muppet" opsa Problem 🏳️🌈🧠 @sisterwolf.bsky.social · 31/05/2025It seems like a good time for a reminder to buy your pride merch from queer owned business. 0615
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 08/05/2025GOP congress critters: “Pete, we need you tp help us justify the proposed increase in defense spending” Hegseth leans back and shotguns another Coors: “… What if we had to replace a bunch a jets ahead of schedule?” 000
Reposted by Jerm "purple haired muppet" opsKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 09/04/2025The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country. 374189873607
Reposted by Jerm "purple haired muppet" opsEvan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 02/04/2025"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense 3573812015045
Reposted by Jerm "purple haired muppet" opsSatan’s Niece @krissychula.bsky.social · 06/04/2025This is high art 526263177516
Reposted by Jerm "purple haired muppet" opsAutumn Nash 🎃👻💀🖤 @withenoughcoffee.bsky.social · 10/03/2025@socallinuxexpo.bsky.social was a blastttttt Awesome to be able to not only speak but bring the tiny humans to meet all my friends and experience their first tech conference! #Scale22x @jermops.bsky.social @jerdog.dev @garethgreenaway.com 2121
Reposted by Jerm "purple haired muppet" opsNicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 05/03/2025you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency. 15249609326503
Reposted by Jerm "purple haired muppet" opsBrau @brau1io.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Zelenski 3️⃣ ‐ 0️⃣ Trump 592601890
Reposted by Jerm "purple haired muppet" opsEileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social · 20/02/2025"Spend more on Elon Musk’s social-media platform, or else." "A lawyer at advertising conglomerate Interpublic Group fielded a phone call ... from a lawyer at X. The message was clear ... Get your clients to spend more on Elon Musk’s social-media platform, or else." A merger could be tanked. Gift!wsj.comExclusive | X Hinted at Possible Deal Trouble in Talks With Ad Giant to Increase SpendingInterpublic Group recently signed an advertising agreement with the social-media platform; other agencies are also in negotiations. 39918321
Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Ok but like..... where did Scarecrow get a pistol? 120
Reposted by Jerm "purple haired muppet" opsLaurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Yes… ha ha ha… YES! 35915
Reposted by Jerm "purple haired muppet" opsKait Richardson 🥔 @thryse.com · 11/12/2024hi, gymnastics expert here! this is not funny, gymnasts only do this when they’re in extreme distress. 7119740
Reposted by Jerm "purple haired muppet" opsjeremyrickard.com @jeremyrickard.com · 27/10/2024@brandon.dimcheff.com this implies the existence of shorts of holding 261
Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 23/10/2024Well that's some unfortunate story placement 215246
Reposted by Jerm "purple haired muppet" opssina @rejectionking.bsky.social · 30/09/2024characters i love (2024) 111623
Reposted by Jerm "purple haired muppet" opsdarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 02/05/2024rule 34 remains undefeated thomas 1454616
Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 08/03/2024Ever since ordering me me new M3Pro machine, @uberbradyhas been more excited about it than I have. It pained him greatly that it arrives 1 day into my 2.5 weeks away... to the point where his reply to my saying i was finally headed home was: (1/?) 220
Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 25/01/2024A few months after Mr Peanut made a late-night visi to Audrey2's little shop... 000
Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 25/01/2024Upgraded my home server with some new hard drives last night 140
Reposted by Jerm "purple haired muppet" opsWe're All Mad (Online) Here @cerulea.bsky.social · 18/10/2023oh wow, we survived a horrifying global pandemic where being sick could get others around you sick & result in their deaths & now we believe in actually using sick days. How scandalous. 0212
Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 04/10/2023US GOVT: We own/operate more atomic clocks than any other entity on the planet Also US GOVT: 'eh.. close enough.. send it 000
Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 11/09/2023Hey boss, tell me you're angry at me for taking 3 weeks off w/o telling me you're angry at me for taking 3 weeks off (1st day back calendar event) 010
Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 08/08/2023I guess it's a Dog Shaming kind of morning 😕 010
Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 22/07/2023I didn't just giggle with glee, you giggled with glee (No, this isn't running off the Sparcstation.... wayyyy too underpowered. I do wanna hack the RasPi into the case, tho 😎😎) 000
Reposted by Jerm "purple haired muppet" opsGarret @garretevans.com · 08/07/2023Equifax: “Make sure you turn on two factor authentication!” 121
Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 08/07/2023I don't know, LastPass. Are you? Are you, though? 4426
Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 04/07/2023CW: blood Well, I guess this this is what "I swear I'm not going to be doing tree/woods clearing work all day, just for a couple minutes while I wait for the dog to go, I don't need to put on long pants" looks like... 8 hours in the woods later 000
Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 06/06/2023Actual zoom recording from when @snipe.lol and @uberbrady.bsky.social handed me keys to the hosting infrastructure... www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRoER4Be 130