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@jermops.bsky.social
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Maker. Doer. Wind Enthusiast. Cloud Snarkitect @Grokability. he/him.

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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Thanks to Aetna for their rock solid MFA options of SMS, Email, and... {checks notes} adding a new phone number? (this is on login, not in my MFA setup options)
image showing MFA verification screen with options of text a 6 digit code to the phone number on file, email the code to the email address on file, and "Add and verify new US Mobile Number"
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 16/07/2026
🤣🤣 Via @jermops.bsky.social
B'kdel Test
1) At least two named Klingons, 2) who talk to each other, 3) about something other than honor.
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
It's that time of year again, so as i say every year. FUCK INTUIT prospect.org/2025/04/17/2...
prospect.org
Intuit, Owner of TurboTax, Wins Battle Against America’s Taxpayers - The American Prospect
The successful IRS free tax filing program is being wound down, thanks in large part to Intuit’s copious spending in Washington.
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FlohEinstein @floheinstein.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/12/2025
Ran into a problem in prod? Just generate a fake cloudflare error page and blame it on them - gives you time to fix. #foss #devops #cloudflare #infosec
Editor to generate a fake internal server error page complete with You, Cloud, Server in red and green
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
How many Kubers do i have to Nettee before I’m a platform engineer?
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 21/07/2025
We are all made of stars, but your RBAC shouldn’t be
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
@snipe.lol
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/08/2025
one thing that's making me feel particularly insane lately is how there is no longer any limit to the amount of wrong you can be
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DogMom 🐕 @dogm0m.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
FACTS:
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Animal Flix @animalflix.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. 😇
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Anyone who doesn't do 1-4-2-5-3-1 is a psychopath. Announce yourselves, cowards!
A pentagram with the points, from the top clockwise, marked 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
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Justin Garrison @justingarrison.com · 11/06/2025
DNS is a 4 letter word
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Apple: "What if we made off-by-1 errors a _feature_ ..."
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Hesitantly Hopeful @leann-notrimes.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Don’t lose the plot.
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 07/06/2025
🤣🤣
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Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights @dirtydancing2hn.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I’m looking at reviews on targets website, and it seems they left gibberish on the tags. Perhaps they couldn’t find a Pride statement that was aligned with their ant-DEI stance
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Lee Knox Ostertag @leeknoxostertag.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
kind of obsessed with 2025 pride merch...I'm calling it cowardcore.
abercrombie and fitch 'pride mid rise jorts' which are literally just jorts with a rainbow tag inside the pant.abercrombie & fitch 'pride long sleeved striped button up shirt' that is...a green and white striped shirt. hello am I going crazy.beige terrycloth shorts from target. nothing about them indicates pride except that they are listed as such on the website.levi's 'pride icon' skirt which is literally just a short dark denim skirt. nothing to indicate 'pride' except that there is one image of a male model wearing it which technically you could do with any item of clothing but go off I guess
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a Problem 🏳️‍🌈🧠 @sisterwolf.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
It seems like a good time for a reminder to buy your pride merch from queer owned business.
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Els @geekingthething.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
If you're in the US and got denied a health insurance claim, please check fighthealthinsurance.com It's FREE, will not hoard your private information, and yes it's AI, but used for good (and made by someone who really knows what she's doing ❤️ and all code is on github)
fighthealthinsurance.com
Fight Your Health Insurance Denial -- Use AI to Generate Your Health Insurance Appeal
Fight Health Insurance is a generative AI tool to help you fight your health insurance denial. Just take a picture of your denial and it will generate an appeal for you to submit as the first part of ...
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
GOP congress critters: “Pete, we need you tp help us justify the proposed increase in defense spending” Hegseth leans back and shotguns another Coors: “… What if we had to replace a bunch a jets ahead of schedule?”
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 09/04/2025
The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense
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Satan’s Niece @krissychula.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
This is high art
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Autumn Nash 🎃👻💀🖤 @withenoughcoffee.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
@socallinuxexpo.bsky.social was a blastttttt Awesome to be able to not only speak but bring the tiny humans to meet all my friends and experience their first tech conference! #Scale22x @jermops.bsky.social @jerdog.dev @garethgreenaway.com
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Nicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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Brau @brau1io.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Zelenski 3️⃣ ‐ 0️⃣ Trump
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Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
"Spend more on Elon Musk’s social-media platform, or else." "A lawyer at advertising conglomerate Interpublic Group fielded a phone call ... from a lawyer at X. The message was clear ... Get your clients to spend more on Elon Musk’s social-media platform, or else." A merger could be tanked. Gift!
wsj.com
Exclusive | X Hinted at Possible Deal Trouble in Talks With Ad Giant to Increase Spending
Interpublic Group recently signed an advertising agreement with the social-media platform; other agencies are also in negotiations.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Ok but like..... where did Scarecrow get a pistol?
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Yes… ha ha ha… YES!
Tweet from Wisconsin representative Mark Pocan showing Elon Musk walking Donald Trump like a dog
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Kait Richardson 🥔 @thryse.com · 11/12/2024
hi, gymnastics expert here! this is not funny, gymnasts only do this when they’re in extreme distress.
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jeremyrickard.com @jeremyrickard.com · 27/10/2024
@brandon.dimcheff.com this implies the existence of shorts of holding
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Well that's some unfortunate story placement
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sina @rejectionking.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
characters i love (2024)
the one who controls moo Deng controls the universemoo Deng and Shelly DuvalMoo Deng in Aliens 3Moo Deng w power levels over 9000
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 02/05/2024
rule 34 remains undefeated thomas
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
Ever since ordering me me new M3Pro machine, @uberbradyhas been more excited about it than I have. It pained him greatly that it arrives 1 day into my 2.5 weeks away... to the point where his reply to my saying i was finally headed home was: (1/?)
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 25/01/2024
A few months after Mr Peanut made a late-night visi to Audrey2's little shop...
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 25/01/2024
Upgraded my home server with some new hard drives last night
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We're All Mad (Online) Here @cerulea.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
oh wow, we survived a horrifying global pandemic where being sick could get others around you sick & result in their deaths & now we believe in actually using sick days. How scandalous.
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
US GOVT: We own/operate more atomic clocks than any other entity on the planet Also US GOVT: 'eh.. close enough.. send it
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
Hey boss, tell me you're angry at me for taking 3 weeks off w/o telling me you're angry at me for taking 3 weeks off (1st day back calendar event)
image from my calendar of Disaster-Recovery exercise event scheduled for 9am on my first day back
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
I guess it's a Dog Shaming kind of morning 😕
Lillie refusing to look at the main part of the shredded remote control, sitting by a sign that says "the TV remote was two round smooth… So I fixed it"Two of the direct access buttons from the remote control… On the carpet… AloneUnidentifiable shards of the remote control, 20 feet awayPieces of the main shell, further up the stairs
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
I didn't just giggle with glee, you giggled with glee (No, this isn't running off the Sparcstation.... wayyyy too underpowered. I do wanna hack the RasPi into the case, tho 😎😎)
An old green-screen WYSE terminal displaying a Linux command prompt from a RaspberryPi, sitting on top of an old Sun Sparcstation
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Garret @garretevans.com · 08/07/2023
Equifax: “Make sure you turn on two factor authentication!”
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
I don't know, LastPass. Are you? Are you, though?
Screenshot of an email from LastPass  advertising a webinar with the headline: "Are you prepared to manage the current cyber security landscape?"
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
How it started
Rusty fender on a wooden pallet
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
CW: blood Well, I guess this this is what "I swear I'm not going to be doing tree/woods clearing work all day, just for a couple minutes while I wait for the dog to go, I don't need to put on long pants" looks like... 8 hours in the woods later
My shins with cuts all over themMy calves were even more cuts
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 06/06/2023
Actual zoom recording from when @snipe.lol and @uberbrady.bsky.social handed me keys to the hosting infrastructure... www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRoER4Be
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