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Miko Squiz

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just one of the rides at the bemusement park

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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 4h
I’m not playing this perpetual, self eating motherfucking baggy/skinny jeans cycle game with you people I’m going medium forever see you fuckers in 6 months
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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kind of embarrasing when your life is actually going pretty well but you still have mental health problems. it's like when you drink water but still have a headache like what the hell. you're telling me this isn't because of the Situations i'm actually just like this. i want a refund.
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Abigail Nussbaum @abigailnussbaum.bsky.social · 16h
Think about it: how often in the last decade have you white-knuckled the first season of a show that was really dragging only to get some promising developments in the last few minutes of S1? And then when you come back for S2, it's straight back to dragging and withholding.
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hemingway eat your heart out
r/legaladvice 1d ago u/Mooselet211
Toilet exploded
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I will give the benefit of the doubt to 10,000 “neurotypicals” “pretending” before I police a single person on whether they’re “actually neurodivergent”. I’m not a fucking cop
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mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Marmaduke FUCKS
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 21h
For @aftermath.site: I had a borderline religious experience playing Titanfall 2 VR, a fantastic and still improving conversion of an already perfect game. It is one of the most moving single experiences I've had in VR since Half-Life: Alyx
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
liminal horror was born out of the incessant hostility to anyone being anywhere at any time for any reason. Like you can't stay at a cafe for longer than half an hour. all of us rent, and we're barely allowed to personalize that space at all before we're priced out again. shit like that
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Scruff Cheetah @scruff.bsky.social · 22h
HELLO YES THIS IS BUN
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/10/2026
“This doesn’t actually have anything to do with me” is such a powerful anti-posting mental device. Discourse I could jump in on? This doesn’t actually have anything to do with me. Other posters beefing? This doesn’t actually have anything to do with me. An internet personality exposed? Guess what
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I spend an inordinate amount of time wandering round the house doing Columbo impressions. "Just one last thing, Mrs Dishwasher, there's something that's been bothering me... this spoon right here. Its been through 3 cycles now... it's still not clean. I just don't understand it."
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A man discovers he emits a pheromone that makes him irresistible to werewolves in my new supernatural romance All Dogs Go To Kevin.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
we gotta go back
F-ZERO GX for gamecube
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shardcore @shardcore.org · 07/10/2026
morning
MOM, DAD!
I HAVE ENNU!!


WELL,
YOU SHOULD'VE MADE PEACE WITH THE ABSURDITY OF HUMAN EXISTENCE BEFORE WE STARTED DRIVING!


Dad eventually pulled over at a frozen lake, which represented the sublime beauty of impermanence, but he was pretty annoyed about it.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@faygocytosis

I love pigeons. 1hp animal. All available braincells dedicated to smell & spatial reasoning. Nest looks like this.

(Picture of a pigeon standing next to an egg amidst a pitiful sparse pile of twigs and straw. To be fair, the pigeon is apparently indoors where twigs and straw are not abundant.)
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Miko Squiz @mikosquiz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wonder how Finns would feel if Estonian was somehow the global lingua franca instead of English, and we spoke the goofy mutant cousin of everybody's first foreign languagr
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
all the secondary abilities in VR are tied to holding the grip button and a movement but for the Ion loadout specifically all the lasers are pointed with your head position and I cannot begin to tell you how cool it is to snipe a titan by looking at it
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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Logan @bulklogan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wendy Carlos in front of a synthesizer with 50 bazillion wires and knobs
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AuThom🎃🏳️‍🌈 @mongreldog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
one of the things people don't tell you is that you can un-give up. So while it is better not to give up, even if you do, blam, just un-give up. You don't need permission, it's doesn't matter. you used to try and do something but you gave up? it's not permanent. take a break n try again if you want
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Miko Squiz @mikosquiz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Uuuuugh I started a new campaign in Pillars of Eternity because it finally has turn based mode (like I was asking for when I backed it on Kickstarter in 2012 because real-time-with-pause is horrible) and I was like "this must be like my fourth or fifth one, yikes" and turns out it's #16
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What to do if your friend is sad
1) DRESS THEM
IN A COOL
JACKET
2) REMOVE THEM FROM THE PERSON OR LOCATION THAT IS MAKING THEM SAD
3) LOWER
THEM
SLOWLY
INTO THE PIT
"farewell"
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dipshit @chigbarg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the replies to this contain 100,000 variations of the "sickos" comic with different self-insert fursonas in them and that's beautiful
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Esther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 05/10/2026
I can’t emphasize this enough — “AI” wasn’t born corrupt and toxic. For ~75 years, it was mathematicians and scientists doing interesting, thoughtful work and trying to solve problems, making only the usual human mistakes. What “AI” did to machine learning is as tragic as what it did to artists.
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 03/10/2026
Another day working at the frontier AI lab. Everyone keeps asking me if the models have qualia. Buddy, I don’t even have qualia.
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postmodern steak @steakbentley.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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Jeremy Millar @jeremymillar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Birthday Steve Reich Happy Birthday Steve Reich Happy Birthday Steve Reich Hahappy Birthday Steve Reich Hahappy Birthday Steve Reich Hahappy Birthday Steve Reich Hahappy Birthday Steve Reich Hahappy Birthdayday Steve Reich Hahappy Birthdayday Steve Reich Hahappy Birthdayday Steve Reich Hahap
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Miko Squiz @mikosquiz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was momentarily kind of excited there was a Damned version of "Jet Boy Jet Girl"/"Ça plane pour moi" but Jesus this sucks, it sounds like a band playing in the basement next door with a karaoke singer who's paralytic on benzodiazepines and Bud Lite
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 02/10/2026
And again, making the implicit explicit: I moved away from these motherfuckers because I couldn’t stand being around them. But we are always going to have to win over some stupid people’s votes. Plus even smart people don’t like being dismissed or condescended to, and will turn cynical & disengage.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Flubbed my gaffe in an important cock-up this morning :/
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Miko Squiz @mikosquiz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
glass-bottomed goat
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James Beckett @kickthebeckett.com · 29/09/2026
No, SungWon is absolutely correct here. The insistence on sticking with the Japanese title when there is already a perfectly acceptable English one is utterly asinine. Nobody does this in Japanese literature, or film, or any other art form. It's just the anime nerds who insist on being obtuse.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a fictional chart from 1995 to 2025 showing "guys who like sports" becoming more left-wing coded and "guys who says sportsball is the opiate of the masses" becoming more right-wing coded
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Kaikou @kaihartsia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sketched a Chips&Mac strip after a loooooong while.
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Wind-Bird @windthebirb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good job, tiny adventure buge! You have officially reached 200,000km! Have a celebratory slice of cake. (The car did not eat the cake. I don’t think cars understand the concept of “eat” or “cake”.)
A slice of chocolate and mint mud cake neatly laid out for a Suzuki Swift (1989). The car does not seem to understand what to do with the cake.
The odometer of a car showing “00000” kilometres in total, the result of a 5-digit odometer reaching 200,000km and revolving back to zero.The odometer of a car showing 99994 km, with the highest digits already having started to shift out of place to revolve back to zero.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My gf got her eggs frozen last year and now we’re looking into freezing some embryos and if things keep going according to plan, fingers crossed, in a couple years we’ll freeze a whole baby
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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STABbins McGee (Halloween Themed) 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Father McKenzie Spitting mad game as he walks through the club like it’s his (🎻) Skibidi rizz
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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What A Time To Be Alive @whatatimepod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Horgus
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Miko Squiz @mikosquiz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So when's Fat Cock Week
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