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@windthebirb.bsky.social
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Bird dude • 32 • Linguistics researcher • Vegetable enthusiast • 🇫🇮🇸🇪🇬🇧 • pfp by BubiMilk • birb suit by Geckoworks Fursuits

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Wind-Bird @windthebirb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good job, tiny adventure buge! You have officially reached 200,000km! Have a celebratory slice of cake. (The car did not eat the cake. I don’t think cars understand the concept of “eat” or “cake”.)
A slice of chocolate and mint mud cake neatly laid out for a Suzuki Swift (1989). The car does not seem to understand what to do with the cake.
The odometer of a car showing “00000” kilometres in total, the result of a 5-digit odometer reaching 200,000km and revolving back to zero.The odometer of a car showing 99994 km, with the highest digits already having started to shift out of place to revolve back to zero.
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Sea Scøpe @seascope27.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Credit Carp
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
They doxxed the fucking Prodigy crab
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Wind-Bird @windthebirb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Also, a study of tomatoes! I wanted to see if it’s at all possible to grow tomatoes outdoors (no greenhouse) in our very short season. We tried Black Prince (red-brown ones) and Galapagos (yellow small ones) varieties, both heritage varieties allegedly good for cold climates. Did they succeed? …
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Wind-Bird @windthebirb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Okay, a final harvest of zucchini and pumpkins before the night frost kills them! The angry zucchini plant alone made ~15kg of fruit, and the others a few kg each. Pumpkins… the first generation was eaten by wild animals. This is the second gen, that only had about a month to grow.
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Päivän annos @paivanannos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Päivän annoksen suolaa saat syömällä 57,5 kg punaviini.
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Anfor @anforsorrow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
With the big news of the Bayeux Tapestry being displayed in the British Museum for the first time, English Heritage has been making little short vignettes of the events leading to the battle of Hastings, from the perspective of the regular people who lived it: www.youtube.com/shorts/_De02...
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#1066: There's a new king in town
YouTube video by English Heritage
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I Me Mine-lo @hawgle.bird.gay · 19/08/2026
"You're familiar with Aristotle, right?" "fis" "You would know that Aristotle speaks of this." "fihs" "You're telling me you've never even read Ethics? How about Plato?" "fisp" "You are genuinely the most horrible person I know" "fish"
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Wind-Bird @windthebirb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
One suggestion for a romantic autumn evening together with your husbando: Get all muddy together harvesting one wheelbarrow full of potatoes!
A wheelbarrow full of potatoes and an assortment of muddy gardening tools
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brad, Love Yokozuna 🔞 @blasternation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
CHANGE MY PIK UP SMACK MY BULB ORP
Edited screenshot of red Pikmin but with the Prodigy: The Fat of the Land album logo on it.
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Geckoworks Fursuits @geckoworks.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We're preparing something much anticipated! Our next commission opening will be SOON, and will feature *drum roll*... ✨ A prototype opening for fullsuits/bodysuits! ✨ Yes, that's right, we're finally going to dip our claws into something much requested!
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Wind-Bird @windthebirb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
An absolute beast in our rather harsh soil and climate: the black chokeberry! The bush has spontaneously grown in our garden, perhaps from a seed dropped by a bird. The yield is huge and easy to pick! The berries have an exotic flavour combo of being both very sweet and astringent at the same time.
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Wind-Bird @windthebirb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Shrooming it up with two very different forest mushroom dishes: Stewed chanterelles with potatoes. Very subtle, creamy and gentle flavours. Peppery milk cap with raw onion on bread. Very intense, punchy and spicy flavours. This mushroom is a particular favourite of mine with its peppery taste!
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Wind-Bird @windthebirb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Please excuse the terrible quality image, but… No. Nope. Absolutely not. I do not want it. Go away. Even more reason to be happy I started the de-googling process some time ago.
Image of a new landing screen for Gmail loudly announcing that gmail is entering ”the Gemini era” and stating ”AI-powered email for everyone
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Wind-Bird @windthebirb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fairly easy! My sona was originally just an unspecified bird, but I later started liking the idea of it being an osprey. So: osprey. I’ve seen one just outside the house. 😁 (Modifying my sona a bit to make it more osprey-like has been on the to-do list for several years now. xD )
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Hotel Arts @skunkhotel.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
feeling myself #furry #furryart
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is what my nightmares are like after I take too much cough syrup
A bunch of YouTubers doing the o face for GTA6
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 24/08/2026
Niels made a cartoon especially for me and it's so good :) www.facebook.com/CouldBeWorse...
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Wind-Bird @windthebirb.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Turns out the forage rape (cultivar of brassica napus, ie. turnip and canola/rapeseed) we grew as a cover crop for soil improvement, with no ambitions of any real harvest, is EXTREMELY productive and resilient, moreso than any vegetable I have *ever* grown or seen in veggie gardens!
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Wind-Bird @windthebirb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Pink potatoes, golden chanterelles and dark green kale. A colourful harvest from our garden!~
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Wind-Bird @windthebirb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I have a very particular taste in apples, consisting of two scales, flavour (sweet-sour) and texture (crunchy-soft) Crunchy & sour: the best! Favourite type of apple Crunchy & sweet: Also very good Soft & sweet: Mid-tier, not bad, not great Soft & sour: Unpleasant, good only as cooking apples
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Wind-Bird @windthebirb.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The amount of times I repeat ”kiitos” in a customer service interaction feels ridiculous Me: Yksi X, kiitos [one X, please] Them: *hands me X* Me: Kiitos. [Thanks] *pays* Them: Kuittia? [Receipt?] Me: Ei kiitos. [No thanks] Them: hyvää päivänjatkoa! [have a nice day] Me: Kiitos samoin! [you too!]
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Wind-Bird @windthebirb.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The angry zucchini plant we designated as a seed producer is really, really growing and conquering. Look at the size of this fruit! We’re going to have some angry zucchini indeed next year.
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Wind-Bird @windthebirb.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Despite having been into RPGs my entire life, I don’t think I’ve been particularly interested in the lore or story of any game, ever. I don’t care about The Prophecy or the details about [fantastic name of place/person]. Just let me immerse myself in the world in my own way and make my own story.
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Wind-Bird @windthebirb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I turned 32! Nice number, a power of two. We had a solar eclipse on the same day. And, the eclipse was during the same time of day as I was born 32 years ago, in the evening, a bit before sunset. What ancient prophecies did I just activate? :D
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a spiral notepad is held by an off-panel individual. The notepad reads: TO DO: Peek out from behind a rock; Open and close mouth repeatedly. Panel 2: it’s a moray eel
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LeijonaErvasti @leijonaervasti.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
How all the language selection screens in games should be like.
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Lughaidh the 🐅 - comms open! @looeethetiger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
F-slurs brunch interrupted at Marlinspike Hall (feat @moo.rodeo)
A derivative image based on a panel in Hergé’s The Red Sea Sharks. Image is done in pastiche/style of Hergé’s Adventures of Tintin. In it, two anthropomorphic characters have breakfast including a toast rack and a coffee pot on a light pink table cloth. They sit at a round table at two chairs. On the left (in Haddock’s seat) sits an anthropomorphic bull with a ring on their left horn and wearing a breakfast jacket with grey trousers. They have pink/purple facial hair. Next to them (in Tintin’s seat) is an anthropomorphic tiger who wears a light blue chemise with a red neckerchief and blue jeans. Their paws are resting against each other. Outside, a yellow panelled door with glass has been slid open, and looks out onto a manor garden.
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Wind-Bird @windthebirb.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Yes, a generic_cutlery_holder_01 does indeed work extremely well as a twig stove.
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Wind-Bird @windthebirb.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Behold: a mean and angry looking zucchini plant. The veggie garden did poorly this year, apart from the zucchini. We decided to let some fruits become overripe to get ripe seeds to use next year. The biggest, baddest, meanest zucchini plant is now our designated breeder plant. 😤
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Solidarity with ALL workers
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Anfor @anforsorrow.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I still remember when these people were still on their NFT scam, and were buying rare books so they could scan them as NFTs and then destroy them. They are vile and evil people.
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Wind-Bird @windthebirb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Highly advanced zucchini freezing techniques! 😤 The idea is to create suitably sized separable units by freezing them into stacks like this, and then putting the thoroughly frozen stacks in a bag where they’ll hopefully stay separated as “logs” of zucchini slices. Let’s see if it works!
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Wind-Bird @windthebirb.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
That disappointment when I stumble upon a youtuber I watched 10 years ago but had forgotten existed, and their channel has turned from good-natured nerdy videos about medieval stuff and random hobbies to two uploads a day of angry political commentary on other youtube videos, with titles in allcaps
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Anfor @anforsorrow.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ok, European friends, the ECB is going to redesign the Euro banknotes and are doing a survey to see what design europeans like the most. YOU HAVE TO VOTE FOR THE BIRD ONES!! LET US HAVE LITTLE BIRDS IN OUR MONEY. There are many designs to choose from as well: surveys.ecb.europa.eu/lng/en/pageT...
One possible redesign for the 5€ banknote, with a wallcreeper.A possible redesign for the 20€, this time with a color illustration in vertical of an European bee-eater.Also in a vertical format, a possible redesign for the 50€ banknote with a white stork.Another possible redesign for the 50€ banknote (my favorite option), also featuring the white stork.
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Wind-Bird @windthebirb.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Birbs!! :D
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Wind-Bird @windthebirb.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I subscribe to and read an actual newspaper. Important part of my morning routine.
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maxadisasta➡️MFF @maxadisasta.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Spider critter for a friend ^3^ #furryart @coveeno.bsky.social
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Wind-Bird @windthebirb.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I unintentionally did a parody level performance of Finnish masculinity today. Felled trees with a chainsaw under heavy rain, thunder and lightning, and then immediately after I drank a beer and went to the sauna. This could be an advert for motor oil, beard oil, beer, or men’s deodorant :D
A bird dude wearing a flannel shirt, jeans, and wellington boots, all soaking wet and sprinkled with wood chips, while standing out in the rain brandishing a chainsaw.
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Wind-Bird @windthebirb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
”Suspicious activity detected, we locked your account” ”You can’t change your assigned email, you haven’t been logged in long enough with this device” ”To do this, contact customer support” Uggh, why do big tech corpo services make it such a difficult hassle to do anything at all? :D
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 13/07/2026
JKR and her new org apparently helped get the new Amnesty International report on how TERF organizations destroy lives taken down from their site. Well, guess what? The Streisand Effect is real. Here's the entire report in a thread. Read it. Share it.
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Wind-Bird @windthebirb.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
”Ei lisättyä 0% suolaa” So, nothing that is 0% salt has been added to the mix, meaning every ingredient of the mix contains some quantity of salt >:D
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Dislokete @dislokete.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Chat control adopted in the EU under a corrupt move.
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Ebbe @ebbeaht.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
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Wind-Bird @windthebirb.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
While working on the soil in the to-be veggie garden, I realised I look exactly like how my childhood school books (rather one-dimensionally) depicted Africa. Standing barefoot in rough-looking soil, hacking away with a simple hoe. 😁
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Wind-Bird @windthebirb.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My favourite flowers are in full bloom! They have a 10-20m aura of sensory bliss: strikingly strong colours, a constant hum of dozens of bumblebees and an intoxicating rose scent.
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Wind-Bird @windthebirb.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Not-so-grim reaper! The hay making continues, in rather pre-industrial fashion with a scythe, rake, pitch fork and hand cart, to make good mulch for the garden. We actually have some old hay poles from the 1950s or so in the shed… should I build some very old school hay stacks? :D
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Wind-Bird @windthebirb.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Making hay is easy as making hay. (”Easy as making hay”, fin. ”Helppoa kuin heinänteko”, is a finnish figure of speech meaning extremely simple and easy, like the english ”easy as a pie”.)
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Mr.Lemur 🎨🖌️✨🐾🔜Flüüfff @misterlemur.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Poncho Mama 🐾🤎
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Wind-Bird @windthebirb.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I (jokingly, affectionately) give the city of Turku a lot of crap for being terrible at construction projects, but I’ve got to say I love what they’ve done to the Student Village since I lived there 10 years ago. Big random sittable area for no particular purpose? Super cozy urban design!
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