Mikey Eff @mikeyeff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Lanterns: You got aliens? Yeah, but get this- they look like humans! You got genocidal robots? Yeah, but get this- they look like humans! You got ring constructs? ... Are you sitting down? 040 4
Reposted by Mikey EffDefector @defector.com · 07/04/2026I guess we're just waiting around to see if this demented psychopath kills everyone: defector.com/i-guess-were...defector.comI Guess We're Just Waiting Around To See If This Demented Psychopath Kills Everyone | DefectorThere is a particular indignity that comes from living in America, derived from the experience of waking up in the morning to see reports that Donald Trump has said something profoundly evil, and then... 13178362140 7.8K
Reposted by Mikey EffBen Diskin @bendiskin.bsky.social · 10/03/2026With a broken Blue Bomber heart, I am no longer the voice of Mega Man. I was asked to return for Mega Man: Dual Override, but only on the condition I work without the protections of a union contract. 408137583226 13.8K
Reposted by Mikey EffDaniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 29/08/2025We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars. 118164535178 16.5K
Reposted by Mikey EffTreatOrTrix Point Never 🎃 @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 26/01/2025John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba. 195198093164 19.8K
Reposted by Mikey EffRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 15/01/2025i'm also coming out of my cage and i've been doing just fine, i just didn't write a whole song about it 23753120 753
Reposted by Mikey Effpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Bad news, Radiohead fans. The band has finally revealed what country “The National Anthem” is the national anthem of: Loserville 2598459 984
Reposted by Mikey EffRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 16/12/2023*walking in a winter wonderland* ME: where's bluebird? BIRD: gone ME: w... who are you? *bird looks around shiftily* BIRD: I'm new bird 4848631500 4.9K
Reposted by Mikey EffBran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Angels: fake Dragons: Real but extinct Leprechauns: Real but I think their powers are more limited than stories would have you believe. Critically endangered. Chupacabra: I don't want to speak over latino voices on this one. I'm listening. Bigfoot: fake and extinct 713099539 3.1K
Reposted by Mikey EffPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Like I get why someone would say “Hey the guy had kids, think about them when you’re celebrating the man’s death” but I gotta say if my dad died and tons of strangers THRILLED about it I think I’d be a little curious as to why and if I already knew why maybe I wouldn’t think my dad was so great? 955053546 5.1K
Reposted by Mikey EffCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 24/11/2024JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going 38100791805 10.1K
Reposted by Mikey EffPaul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 23/11/2024To be fair she does look like a chicken. 867616516846 61.7K
Reposted by Mikey Effmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 20/11/2024Look, do I regret betraying my siblings? Sure. Would I do it again for the great taste of Turkish delight? Of course I would 281224127 1.2K
Reposted by Mikey EffPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 17/11/2024i admit i live in an echo chamber of leftist politics, the only exception being when i hear things said by the president, the next president, the supreme court, members of congress, people on the news, my family, or people i encounter in my daily life. 4793862003 9.4K
Reposted by Mikey EffBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Therapists should have to work in pairs, each trying to persuade you to take their advice, and one of them should be evil 884001423 4K
Reposted by Mikey Effcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 18/11/2024doctor: you are sad. the B-52s are performing tonight. go see them, they will cheer you up fred schneider: but DOCTOR 11662143 662
Reposted by Mikey EffBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/11/2024The grim reaper doesn't kill you, right? He just escorts you to the afterlife? Why does he need to look like that then. Clean yourself up man, I'm not going anywhere with you dressed like this 943110249 3.1K
Mikey Eff @mikeyeff.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Might be basic, but this guy gets me.media.tenor.coma cartoon character with a large belly is sleeping on a tree branch .ALT: a cartoon character with a large belly is sleeping on a tree branch . 010 1
Reposted by Mikey EffBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 18/11/2024“skeets” ❌ “tweets” ❌ “posts” ❌ “slunts” ✅ ✅ ✅ 2093184313 3.2K
Reposted by Mikey EffBen Jenkins @bencjenkins.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Thinking of getting someone off fiverr to follow me round in the role of a sort of scheming vizier. They can say stuff like “of course, you know best,” before pausing for long enough that I bark “out with it then!”, and then they go “perhaps if I may…” Shit like that. Six dollars an hour. 291253181 1.3K
Reposted by Mikey Effpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/11/2024*listening to radiohead* what’s this guy’s problem? 1234032430 4K
Reposted by Mikey EffJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 22/09/2023Normal, simplistic RPG: Brave hero, the forces of evil grow near. Please kill 3 giant crabs for 10 gold. Complex, well-written RPG: For who can even say what is good and what is evil? Please kill 3 giant crabs for 10 gold. 453244960 3.2K
Reposted by Mikey EffAlexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 24/09/2023man on the one hand I want to have a vibrant social life full of thrilling events with varied and fascinating people and on the other hand it is Saturday night and I want to watch murder she wrote and go to bed at 9 pm 1852665 526
Reposted by Mikey EffBen (Bee) Kahn @benkahncomics.bsky.social · 23/09/2023a radioactive supervillain named H.R. Geiger would have been a great Venture Bros character 151 5
