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mike altman

@miketheprofessor.bsky.social
518 followers 1.1K following 210 posts

co-host of Cult Favorite podcast about cult documentaries, professor of religious studies, writing about pro wrestling, kayfabe, and society

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Shawn Alexander Allen @shawndoublea.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Pictured: Nothing hurts more than when Bret Hart asks for the mouse to help you make game graphics.
Computer art is bret harts passionComputer art is bret harts passion
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 10/02/2026
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Hey #wrestlesky and #prowrestling folks, I'm working on a research project about the overlaps between religion and pro wrestling. One of the chapters is on gimmicks and I'm trying to get a list of as many "religion" wrestling gimmicks as possible. Who should be on the list?
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
A Duke win and a Dabo loss at the same time is a beautiful thing.
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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
It never gets old.
Clemson coach Dabo Swinney embracing the L.
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
LET’S GO DUKE!!!
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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Jon realized that his efforts as an anti-woke comic were lost on his liberal cat.
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Tip from my partner who is executive director of one of the biggest food pantries in our state: Donating food is great, especially if you have extra or clean out your kitchen. But money goes further. They can buy food cheaper than you can so they can stretch your money to feed more people.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 28/10/2025
Oh, so when Zohran Mamdani calls his father's cousin his "aunt," it's fine with you people, but when *I* call Knuckles the Echidna my "biological son" and post Sora-generated videos of me giving birth to him, it's somehow "disgusting"
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
CFB26 is a turn-based RPG
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
a chat bot for answering my kids dumbass questions
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
scholar’s of religion who think there must be a definition of religion have never encountered what counts as a “catch” in college football
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
As a Duke fan I am very much enjoying the Darian Mensaj experience.
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
the WSJ is fucking stupid
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Baller chyron though and absolutely sounds like the name of a Tyler, The Creator song
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
every time these folks show up at the white house I get messages from my non-wrestling friends like “did you see this!?!?” and I’m like “no but did you hear Yoshihiko is injured?”
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
just turned on the new Young Thug
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a bald man in a white shirt and tie is screaming into a microphone ..
ALT: a bald man in a white shirt and tie is screaming into a microphone ..
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
amazing
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
maybe the rapture was actually one of Ryan Grubb’s pre-snap motions
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
This is my favorite Alabama offense since I came here in 2013.
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Ryan Grubb is in his fucking bag tonight
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
LA County: You get that statue of Abraham Lincoln we commissioned? Sculptor: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. LA County: what
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
me an hour into every faculty meeting
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
He was a university professor that when asked about his research always had a catchy title for his new book project. Every few semesters the title would change based on his latest creative insight. Yet, if pressed, it became clear he had yet to write a single word of it.
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
The fan on whom the decades of WWE propaganda worked as designed is easy to spot by lack of curiosity and immediate anger. Someone saying, "Mistico is wrestler of the year" does not spur them to think, "really? what should I see?" or anything of the sort. just immediate tantrum to defend Cody Rhodes
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
it’s all about butts in seats
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
are people still doing e-feds and are they experiencing an ai crisis?
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I’ve never understood why men in higher ed upper administration wear terrible suits instead of dressing like this. Like if I was an associate dean I’d be walking into the office like it was my draft day every day.
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
have banged on for years that the idea of lapsed or unreached viewer coming around, due to whatever deal they do that is SUPER GAME CHANGING, is fantasy. WWE is a known product. there are a couple million US people with any interest in watching regularly and they do with small ups and downs.
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
WWE is to professional wrestling as white Protestant Christianity is to religion.
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
This is what everyone said about Vince McMahon before he was forced out of WWE. And then the company proved to be better off and more profitable without him.
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
This overtime video looks like the worst Blackboard course intro ever.
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Blame that false start and not the kicker.
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
theres a paradox created by an era of source criticism that always already sorts every message by the partisan or political identify of its and the flattening of sources such that messages on a blog, a newspaper, Reddit, 4chan, or Twitter are essentially symmetrical
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Bama wins and Dabo loses. Great day so far.
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
The original “sports presentation” idea could never work because at some point somebody is going to have to commit arson or vehicular assault.
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
current vibe
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
the book cover of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day, except it says Alabama and Alexander has been given a grey and crimson bama hat. graphic design is the most important art in the world.
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
couldn’t tell if this was from the college football or politics niche of my tl
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Middle finger came out and camera operator moved with the quickness 😂
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
very that
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Bold prediction: Ty Simpson will have a better season (statistically) than Arch Manning.
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Bama is light in the ass for the first time since I started watching them in 2013.
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
“downwardly mobile elite” is the best term I’ve heard for everyone in the academy under 60–especially outside of STEM.
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Jake The Snake outliving Hulk Hogan despite *EVERYTHING* Jake faced in his life is a testament to what the human spirit can achieve with some help and not being the biggest dipshit in wrestling shoutout to DDP who is honestly doing miracles out here
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
youtu.be/FuMrADTB-wY?...
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Hulk Hogan getting boo'd out of the arena: Raw, Jan. 6, 2025
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mike altman @miketheprofessor.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
This is hilarious. TK with a Seinfeld reference. Also, I don’t believe Levesque has watched a full episode of Seinfeld.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Oh my god they did the meme
Church is over time to go be a bitch
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
i know i am late on this but is there more glaring example of the utter lack of agency the right wing is afforded where is the guest essay taking the right-wing family to task for being such assholes that their own family members snub them
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Guest Essay
Is it time to Stop Snubbing Your Right-Wing Family?
July 13, 2025 9:00 a.m. ET
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