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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 13h

20-plus years on social media and I’m throwing it back to what it was supposed to be. Pictures of food.

An order of sweet-and-hot wings from an institutional sports lounge near the user’s home area.

Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 23h

About to reach the halfway point of the 2032 season with an Angels team that is winning, but also very confusing. That’s fun, right? Drops are on and so am I. Watch here: twitch.tv/shawncurtis430

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It’s not even 9 p.m. and I’m laying in bed. I feel like the five-years-ago version of me is trying to purchase a set of brass knuckles and figure out time travel because he just wants to talk to me.

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The White Sox are at it again, everyone.

An "Arthur" meme with D.W. looking at a note on a door with the subtitle, "That sign can't stop me because I can't read!"

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I can think of no better way to spend a Monday than … *checks notes* … Yelling at/about the digital baseball men on the roster of the 2032 Angels on this OOTP save. Drops are on and so am I. Watch here: twitch.tv/shawncurtis430

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Darius Cooper made a catch that looked like a dunk-contest staple where the dunker grabs the ball from someone holding the ball in the air before windmilling it.

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The Angels have started to do this thing where they win despite their very mid bullpen. Certainly not something that will haunt them later. Join us as the streamer yells at digital baseball men. Drops are on and so am I. Watch here: twitch.tv/shawncurtis430

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I could have done this with 90 albums and still would have been crushed that I left a seminal-to-me album off the graphic.

The MyAlbums9 trend with the use selecting "Trailer Park" by Beth Orton, "Monster" by R.E.M, "Vitalogy" by Pearl Jam, "everyone for ten minutes" by Bleachers, "Lemon Love" by Aslyn, "Sam's Town" by The Killers, "Bring it Back" by Mates of State, Brandi Carlile's self-titled album and "I Get Wet" by Andrew W.K.

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Can you find T.J.? I seem to have lost her.

A calico cat, chilling under a cabinet cutout while laying on top of a refrigerator.

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Do not taunt Pitt Super Weapon ...

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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 03/10/2026

…this… FULLY-OPERATIONAL… super weapon

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Katie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The super weapon is back

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Pitt's transition to the "bag of hammers" offense seems to have hit a few walls.

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Well, starting 4-0 was fun. Guess I'll need "College Football 27" to get Pitt-related dopamine for the time being.

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Looks like Pitt is out of ideas on defense. May I suggest the Care Bear Stare for the next series?

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Pitt's game plan seems to be "no defense, just vibes" written in comic sans.

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So, a little-known fact about Virginia Tech football. The team takes the field to the indie song "Enter Sandman," by some band called Metallica. Folks think it might catch on in a couple of decades. They rarely talk about it during broadcasts.

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“It’s not me! Why does everybody think it’s personal?”

A letter board with the text “Random line from a movie that fans of it instantly know.”

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Look for the sun, usually you’ll find a cat.

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The Angels’ pitching is still quite bad. Forty games into the 2032 season might be the perfect time to dust off those change-of-address forms for a few arms. Let’s enjoy the madness together. Drops are on and so am I. Watch here: twitch.tv/shawncurtis430

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hey. Darnell Washington did good football. The Steelers should maybe remember that they have him available to do more of that.

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Someone who makes a lot of money to decide things for the Pittsburgh Steelers opted for a second year of late-stage Aaron Rodgers.

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

OK. I’m just going to ask it. Can Liberty Bibberty read defenses and make throws longer than 5 yards past the line of scrimmage?

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Morgan @mport25.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Maybe it wasn't Tomlin's fault like everyone else said it was.

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Being the coach on the business end of the Deshaun Watson redemption game might drive a man to video gaming. Mike McCarthy should probably buy the gaming PC now.

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Hot take: If a field goal try is no good, but it hits one of the upright tassels, that should be a point. Doinks are two points.

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Aaron Rodgers is having the most success in quick passes to the flat. Steelers fans, welcome to the Flat-Earther Offense.

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Amazon keeps showing electric football footage when coming back from commercial. I am equally nostalgic enough to want to play it again, but also rational enough to realize that I have three cats who will Godzilla any game I attempt to play.

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

T.J. doesn’t seem pleased that football is happening again.

A calico cat glaring at her human with a television carrying the Steelers-Browns game out of focus.

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I need a DJ somewhere to mix Rodgers’ exasperation into a new track.

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Somehow that touchdown drive was a confidence-inspiring possession while also giving “this game will wind up with a 10-9 final.”

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Shocked that the NFL and Amazon aren’t replacing the regular sideline tablets with Kindle Scribe Colorsofts during Thursday games.

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Three penalties on one play? Is @thejoshbanks.bsky.social coaching the Browns?

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So, I thought about jumping into the spooky name trend and switching to “Shawn Curses,” but I don’t think swearing is all that scary.

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Al Michaels’ tone in describing Joel Bitonio’s guitar smash indicated that he had the under at 2.5 swings.

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ah, yes. Monochrome brown. The exact uniform to command respect when your franchise has the storied recent history of … *checks notes* … The Cleveland Browns.

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Angels’ pitching in 2032 has taken an infuriating nosedive. Fun for viewers, not so fun for the streamer. Come have fun while I don’t. Drops are on and so am I. Watch here: twitch.tv/shawncurtis430

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ginny is not impressed by my abilities to wheel my trash can back to the steps outside my apartment.

A dilute tortoiseshell cat laying atop a platform on a cat tree. She is staring at her human and wondering why he is outside.

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Still quite early in the season, but the Angels may not be a runaway division winner in 2032. OOTP is giving a little bite this season. This could be fun. Drops are on and so am I. Watch here: twitch.tv/shawncurtis430

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Today’s small victory: I remembered/gave myself enough time to make food to take to work with me. Only like 20 more times until it’s a habit, right?

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The early-season struggles for the Angels in 2032 are making themselves known. Championship hangover? Too much meddling with the roster in the offseason? Let’s build a bigger sample on this OOTP machine and find out together. Drops are on and so am I. Watch here: twitch.tv/shawncurtis430

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Dear Chicago Bears, In exchange for my eternal love for your franchise, I request a steady supply of those two-pound pretzels. ... Oh ... And beer cheese.

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

How does the Broncos’ pre-kickoff-hype-the-crowd act with a celebrity or former player not involve them coming out in a barrel?

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Should I be worried that Ginny has a new ally while also looking at me like this?

A dilute tortoiseshell cat sitting beside a stuffed tiger.

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Shawn Curtis @shawncurtis430.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I didn't know this game was being played in Ann Arbor, Brazil.

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