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Mike Sager

@mikesager.net
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CISO @ New Harbor Security, rock and roll, dad jokes. Fan of The National and The Nationals. Former CTO at EMILY’s List. msager.25 on Signal Half awake, in a fake empire. I have friends everywhere. He/Him mike@crabstrike.com

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DOOP High Command @doopcommander.bsky.social · 5h
Some of you need to hear this and you know exactly who you are You're the same people who would do this, and who Rev is referring to
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Mike Sager @mikesager.net · 5h
Has someone made a fec complaint about Shelly Arnoldi’s non compliant campaign signs?
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 18h
I have one house.
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 15h
MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10h
Took my son to see AC/DC in Philly last night and I can report that Angus Young has fully transformed into David St. Hubbins from Spinal Tap
An old man in a kids uniform rocking out
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Remember Some Guys @remembersomeguys.bsky.social · 9h
Tomo Ohka Pitcher Debut: 1999 - Retired: 2009 CLE - WSN - BOS - MIL - TOR
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Tomo Ohka at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Tomo Ohka
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Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social · 15h
One of the things to come from GamerGate was the gamification of torturing real, live women...hounding them out of their homes, making them look over their shoulders for years. It was treated as a joke, nbd, the work of a few bad apples--as all terrorism against women is--& that failure leads here.
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 23h
A thing that was very clear at the time is that while it’s true that the United States has a lot of leverage, Israel is a sovereign nation with its own politics, and Netanyahu was, in addition to leading a coalition of aspiring genocidaires, literally going to go prison if the war stopped
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Mike Sager @mikesager.net · 29/09/2026
Hey @nationals.com please sign Max on a one-day contract so he can retire as a Nat. TY!
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Carly Goodman @carlygoodman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Congratulations, we have created a world where teenagers cannot exist with each other in space, where we use “safety” to destroy sociality, youth, and development.
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Montgomery County, Maryland

New Under-18 Policy Begins Today at Westfield Montgomery and Westfield Wheaton

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themocoshow A new Parental Guidance Policy begins today, Monday, September 28, at Westfield Wheaton and Westfield Montgomery malls, requiring visitors under 18 to be accompanied by a parent, legal guardian or chaperone age 21 or older after 3pm daily.
The policy will be in effect from 3pm until closing, seven days a week, and applies to interior and exterior common areas at both malls. According to signage now posted at the malls, one supervising adult age 21 or older may accompany no more than
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
God I love people unironically getting mad at this and saying “nobody’s antisemitic, they hate genocide and the Zionists!” And I term search their account and they literally have said Hitler was right to call Jews rats and Jews run the porn industry
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
shoving all my work aside to report out what led to this sign
a sign that reads DO NOT OUT NOODLES IN THE WATER FOUNTAIN!!
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Mike Sager @mikesager.net · 29/09/2026
I loved and hated this game. It was like XCom on steroids as far as underpowered early player and permadeath.
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Mike Sager @mikesager.net · 29/09/2026
"Alright Johnny, show the Shiny Hunters what they've won!" "Well Bob, the Shiny Hunters have won an ALL EXPENSE PAID MANDATORY TRIP TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!" "Fantastic Johnny! Once again, when you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes!"
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Mike Sager @mikesager.net · 29/09/2026
As another season of Strange New World has come to an end, I have once again cancelled my Paramount Plus subscription.
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Mike Sager @mikesager.net · 29/09/2026
Look, I fully appreciate that AI is being used to take jobs from artists and that sucks. But like, I'm also never going to pay another person to make me a factory sign that says "It has been 0 days since Walter pooped on the living room carpet" and send it to my wife.
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Mike Sager @mikesager.net · 29/09/2026
Look no offense at all to the Saved by the Bell dude but that in no way justified a breaking news push alert from the New York Times.
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jstreetdotorg.bsky.social @jstreetdotorg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Freezing aliyah for Jewish activists and violating the Law of Return because they stood with Palestinian communities is a betrayal of what Israel should stand for. www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
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Israel freezes aliyah for two Jews over activism protecting Palestinians
In both cases, the protective-presence activists, who did not know each other, had their passports photographed by a soldier or settler. These are the first known cases in which Israeli authorities ap...
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National Council of Jewish Women @ncjw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jewish support for medication abortion dates back to the Middle Ages! In the 13th century, Maimonides, one of the most important rabbinical authorities in Jewish history, wrote that an abortion may be performed "whether by medication or by procedure." #ProtectMedicationAbortion #mifeinall50
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Mike Sager @mikesager.net · 28/09/2026
Wait until you hear the history of the family ownership of that place... www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/st...
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Lonnae O’Neal: Terri Upshaw says she had to choose between family and love
She says the owners of Tadich Grill haven’t spoken to her in decades after she married a black man.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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Mike Sager @mikesager.net · 28/09/2026
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Mad Max: Fury Road - That's Bait
ALT: Mad Max: Fury Road - That's Bait
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this website is gonna be such a hilarious shitshow for the 2028 primary
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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 28/09/2026
"These MAGA weddings are Mos Eisley cantinas for counterintelligence." –@michaeldweiss.bsky.social
Screenshot of a quote-tweet by @michaeldweiss dated 27 Sep 2026. The original tweet is from "Sigal Chattah" (@Chattah4Nevada), and reads "Love is in the air [two heart emojis] Congrats [champagne emoji] to our amazing @AlinaHabba & @turhanmildoin [three emojis showing the Hamsa, a blue hand with an eye in it]." That text appears above a picture showing Kash Patel, Alina Habba, and others at a wedding ceremony. In his quote-tweet, Michael Weiss writes: "Why, that’s Ali Abdelaziz is on the far left. Manages a lot of Russian, Belarusian and Chechen MMA fighters including Khamzat Chimaev, who is close to Kadyrov. Abdelaziz was an FBI informant until the Bureau dropped him because they suspected he was a double agent. Looks like Ka$h (far right) has forgiven and forgotten. These MAGA weddings are Mos Eisley cantinas for counterintelligence."
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Mike Sager @mikesager.net · 28/09/2026
My wife tonight shouted the words “it’s 3rd and 1 everyone be respectful” to me and the kids and OMG that’s gonna be a thing in our house now.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 27/09/2026
Talking about my struggles with being overweight still makes me uncomfortable, since weight can carry moral judgment in ways that other health challenges don't. But that fear stops too many struggling from getting treatment that could extend their lives.
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Gov. JB Pritzker Reveals He’s Lost 80 Lbs. with GLP-1 After Type 2 Diabetes Diagnosis (Exclusive)
Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker tells PEOPLE that a GLP-1 has contributed to his 80-Lb. weight loss, but that he initially started taking it after being diagnosed with type 2 diabetes.
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Mike Sager @mikesager.net · 28/09/2026
Yeah my favorite country artist besides Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson is probably Marty Robbins who probably stopped being relevant in 1958.
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Mike Sager @mikesager.net · 27/09/2026
K: “So what’s your take?” Me: “Chocolate chip ice cream should use French Vanilla as the vanilla base” K: “100% agree” Ding dong
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Mike Sager @mikesager.net · 27/09/2026
I have never heard of this.
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julia @true-story.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh no the predictive text machine that i trained on the entire corpus of western art and literature can talk about emotions like a human. it must be alive, there is no other possible explanation.
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“We’re all looking for the guy who did this”
Susan Collins in a hot dog suit
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Internet Contrarian @internetcontrarian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saw some shots at CJ for pimping his single last night. Off the bat it looked like it was ten rows back. Could hear it in the crowd reaction. But at about that time — no joke — the wind really really kicked up. You could feel it and see it knock that ball down as it swept down off the scoreboard
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Mike Sager @mikesager.net · 26/09/2026
Any of you idiots who post this study without the slightest bit of scrutiny are going to feel pain from me. No your clanker doesn’t feel pain: it’s not alive and it does not have a body to feel pain. What the fuck is wrong with people?
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Mike Sager @mikesager.net · 26/09/2026
Like who exactly is making this a thing? This isn’t ever going to happen. Why are they reporting on this?
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Mike Sager @mikesager.net · 26/09/2026
Fireworks or is Arlington invading?
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Mike Sager @mikesager.net · 26/09/2026
You know who else had Big Naturals?
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Mike Sager @mikesager.net · 26/09/2026
💯
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 26/09/2026
Meanwhile, Aaron Swartz died by suicide after MIT and the federal government hit him with 13 charges and possible 35-year sentence for downloading academic journal articles.
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Brendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One of humanity's greatest heroes
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Mike Sager @mikesager.net · 25/09/2026
As soon as the final out is called on Sunday the Nats should let a fan rip down the Terra sign in the outfield.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you know who ended Mad Men absolutely on top?
Roger Sterling in Paris with Marie Calvet in the Mad Men finale
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Mike Sager @mikesager.net · 25/09/2026
lol I just looked at the translation and the photo. I’ve soldered my share of xlrs in my time.
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Mike Sager @mikesager.net · 25/09/2026
Oh I know exactly what that is. Oooof.
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Mike Sager @mikesager.net · 25/09/2026
Honestly probably good news you’re not Nathan Fielder.
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Mike Sager @mikesager.net · 25/09/2026
CC @kwcollins.bsky.social
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teamhamiltonhq.bsky.social @teamhamiltonhq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Meischa was Roger Marshall's patient. This is her story.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There are too many people in congress who would be happier doing this, and that's part of why our politics is so stupid bsky.app/profile/avit...
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Mike Sager @mikesager.net · 25/09/2026
Cleveland! is fantastic. This is a silly love song that's really just sweet. Love it.
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George @georgem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
classic "this has been talked about extensively, you're just 21"
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