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@mightykiko.bsky.social
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me
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Blake ™ @neilnevins.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
(Austin Powers game tutorial level) Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag? Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory? Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.
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dandan @dandantsunkun.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 25/06/2026
Opinion: Kids Should Try Jackass Stunts at Home Scoop by @mightykiko.bsky.social www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/opini...
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Opinion: Kids Should Try Jackass Stunts at Home — Hollywood Time$
With Johnny, Steve-O, Pontius, Wee Man, and the rest of the Jackass gang gearing up for one last ride this June in Jackass: Best and Last, the corporate stooges at Paramount Pictures are going to be h...
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Brandon @mightykiko.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Demigorgons $200 Vecna $150 Queue Stanchions $800 Will Coming Out Scene $360,000 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my haunted house is dying
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Lucy snatches the football away from Charlie Brown causing him to fly up in the air and shout "AAUGH!" Charlie, however, continues to fall upwards. He says "haha yes, it is finally happening..." Lucy looks on in disbelief. Charlie rises and says "I am ascending to the realm of God to take my fated plave at his right hand." As he rockets into the stratosphere he shouts "this is the reward for my endless suffering! This is my reward!!"
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Discotek Media @discotekmedia.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
We are saddened to hear of the passing of Yuji Ohno. A legendary musician who was the heart & soul of most of the music of Lupin the Third for nearly 50 years will certainly live on as his music & themes will continue to be synonymous with the famous thief.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/04/2026
“Whether it’s our Classic Beef ’N Cheddar, our Chicken Cordon Bleu, or our famous Jamocha Shake, the menu items at Arby’s are not meant to be construed as edible substances subject to FDA regulation,” said an Arby’s spokesperson
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Arby’s Reclassifies Their Food As Entertainment
ATLANTA—In a move widely interpreted as an effort to exempt its offerings from health and safety standards, American chain restaurant Arby’s issued a statement Tuesday reclassifying its food as entert...
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Natasha Tara Petrović @ NYCC H03 @1000deaddraculas.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I AM THE BIG RAT THAT MAKES ALL OF THE RULES
Illustration of a giant rat with a crown, surrounded by smaller rats. The text "I am the BIG RAT" is above while "that makes all of THE RULES" is below.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
"What kind of TSA PreCheck Member are you"
Jesse Plemmons in CIVIL WAR
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Fella 🦝 @debread.yeen.town.ap.brid.gy · 11/03/2026
Flight attendants had to move my giant yoshi plush to an empty seat in the back because it was taking too much room in the ceiling compartment, look a what they did to him 😭😭
My huge yoshi plush wearing flight safety equipment with graham crackers and jack daniels
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A photograph of the seminary gym in knives out. It has the same window.
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Brandon @mightykiko.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I LOVE HALLOWEEN
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Brandon @mightykiko.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Why does The Strangers Chapter 2 turn into a feral hog movie for 10 minutes
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I have been asked by many people about the life and times of Henry Limpet, such an interesting story, some would say incredible, and I would consider declassifying and releasing everything about Mr. Limpet, in particular, his ability to turn into a fish to help America win WW2
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 24/09/2025
What if every video game had Hangman Adam Page as the protagonist? What then? The gaming industry would be saved, that's what
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Brandon @mightykiko.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Feel like shit just want The Beekeeper 2
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Brandon @mightykiko.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
My dumbass was really trying to get people to go with me to HHN on Silksong release date 🤡
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
nothing describes Democratic Party politicians better than constantly training and never fighting
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
whenever a rando starts trash talking my milk builds i check their barnyard’s wiki and the notable cows section is entirely blank lmao
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Orlek @orlek.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Kris.
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All Elite Wrestling @allelitewrestling.com · 16/07/2025
Wednesday Night #AEWDynamite 8pm ET/7pm CT, TBS + HBO Max TONIGHT! Máscara Dorada vs Kyle Fletcher 2 of the world’s top rising young wrestling stars will fight 1-on-1 live TONIGHT! Máscara Dorada battles vs “The Protostar” Kyle Fletcher on Wednesday Night Dynamite TONIGHT!
Wednesday Night #AEWDynamite
8pm ET/7pm CT, TBS + HBO Max
TONIGHT!

Máscara Dorada vs Kyle Fletcher
2 of the world’s top rising young wrestling stars will fight 1-on-1 live TONIGHT!
Máscara Dorada battles vs “The Protostar” Kyle Fletcher on Wednesday Night Dynamite

TONIGHT!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 15/07/2025
it’s so cool how almost everything is a scam and is simulatenously killing us
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All Elite Wrestling @allelitewrestling.com · 12/07/2025
TODAY! IT'S #AEWALLINTEXAS DAY! Don't miss a second of our biggest event of the year LIVE on PPV at 3ET/12PT! allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv
TODAY!

IT'S #AEWALLINTEXAS DAY! Don't miss a second of our biggest event of the year LIVE on PPV at 3ET/12PT!

allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv
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Brandon @mightykiko.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I had a dream The Rizzler did the Akira slide
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/07/2025
labubu dubai chocolate matcha rave
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Andi Watson @andicomics.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Kitaro
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Brandon @mightykiko.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Me when you bring me cookie
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Patrick Cotnoir @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Fuck Fourth of July
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Brandon @mightykiko.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Please for the love of god get my boy Kyle a good fucking feud
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Patrick Iber @patrickiber.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Damn, it looks just like the photos of the disappeared that were put up by relatives in the South American dictatorships
Small selection of black and white photos of the faces of the disappeared of the Pinochet dictatorship, now at its Museum of Memory and Human Rights
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Every pro wrestler of note is either like this or a Holocaust denier, no middle ground
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
There should be a corner at Home Depot where a guy with a table saw will slice you off custom lengths of hot dog from an infinite hot dog coming out of the wall
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リズ @rizunm.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
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Brandon @mightykiko.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
It’s that time of year again
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Brandon @mightykiko.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
So like this alleged Dubai chocolate craze is one of the most blatant cultural astroturfs in years, right? I’m not just crazy, right?
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Prairie Rose Clayton @hooverdam.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
NO KINGS INCLUDES DRAFT KINGS
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 15/06/2025
at this moment in american history it is inspiring to recall that these generously buttered noodles, sprinkled with just a quarter cup of parsley for color and freshness, are the perfect blank canvas for practically any stew or braise
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
A lot of people are cringe and the most "edgy" political thing they've encountered is Hamilton and you're just going to have to live with that and be glad they're not at home OD'ing on white nationalist propaganda. They will be cringe and you can be like, jesus christ that's cringe. It's all fine.
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Brandon @mightykiko.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Fuck Donald Trump. Fuck the Republican Party. Fuck ICE. Fuck the police.
You have the EVIL they talk about in the BIBLE
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Patrick Cotnoir @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
if you're married to an ICE agent, you can go fuck yourself. if you're still talking to your cousins who are ICE agents, you can go fuck yourself. if your friend you invite to BBQs are ICE agents, you can go fuck yourself. if your neighbor is an ICE agent and you lend them sugar, go fuck yourself.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
House Democrats need to bring articles of impeachment against Kristi Noem, while Senate Democrats need to bring that chamber to a fucking halt.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Trump underwater in literally every single issue. 38% approval overall. 27% approval on his spending bill. 40% approval on deportations. Musk also at 30% approval. 38% approval for RFK Jr. 35% approval for JD Vance. Nobody fucking wants any of this. poll.qu.edu/poll-release...
Quinnipiac poll:

PRESIDENT TRUMP
Thirty-eight percent of voters approve of the way Donald Trump is handling his job as president, while 54 percent disapprove. In Quinnipiac University's April 9 poll, 41 percent approved, while 53 percent disapproved.

Voters were asked about Trump's handling of seven issues...

immigration issues: 43 percent approve, 54 percent disapprove, with 3 percent not offering an opinion;
deportations: 40 percent approve, 56 percent disapprove, with 4 percent not offering an opinion;
the economy: 40 percent approve, 56 percent disapprove, with 4 percent not offering an opinion;
trade: 38 percent approve, 57 percent disapprove, with 6 percent not offering an opinion;
universities: 37 percent approve, 54 percent disapprove, with 9 percent not offering an opinion;
the Israel - Hamas conflict: 35 percent approve, 52 percent disapprove, with 13 percent not offering an opinion;
the Russia - Ukraine war: 34 percent approve, 57 percent disapprove, with 10 percent not offering an opinion.
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Brandon @mightykiko.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Kairi Sane kind of went INsane on Raw tonight. All four women in that match killed it!
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Kyle McCarley @kylemccarley.com · 10/06/2025
It's been a long, hard fight, and even once an agreement is ratified, that fight is not over. To all my actor siblings, union or non: stay involved, stay informed, stay vigilant. This contract renogotiates every three years. Congratulations on a major milestone. #SAGAFTRAstrong #LevelUpTheContract
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Brandon @mightykiko.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
First time at @whammyanalog.bsky.social catching Hideaki Anno’s Cutie Honey! It was a pleasure to meet TUNA!!!!!
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)
photo of a big and tall saguaro cactus.  it is not moving, it has been standing still for like a hundred years.  it is also not speaking.   it is a cactus.
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GKIDS Films @gkids.com · 04/06/2025
GKIDS is proud to announce the acquisition of North American rights to Nobuhiro Yamashita's cult classic LINDA LINDA LINDA. 🎤✨ A new 20th anniversary 4K remaster will premiere at the Tribeca Film Festival, with a theatrical & home release to follow! brnw.ch/21wT83U
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Brandon @mightykiko.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
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