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Michael williamson

@michaelwilliamson.bsky.social
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cycling, less of the sea swimming and running these days., Tall and can become grumpy if not fed regularly. Like to cook, love to eat more. He/him. Opinions my own and not representative of my employer etc etc. Particular interest in post brexit impacts NI

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Nanjala @nanjala.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I need someone to develop an app where I deposit like $100 at the beginning of the year and then when I click on an article that’s behind a paywall they deduct a cost per article for that specific site and send it to the publication rather than expect me to subscribe to 50 outlets.
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𝙰𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚜 @killvore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Claire Mitchell @clairemitchell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🚨 Open letter from people of Protestant backgrounds concerning the Garvaghy Road 🚨 We feel compelled to speak publicly about what is happening in Portadown 🚨Over the past few hours we have collected over 140 signatures
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Colin Murray @colinmurray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
With tensions running so high in NI, here's @conorjkelly.bsky.social and my account of what happens if the DUP or Sinn Féin walk out of the Executive, and why the arrangements put in place in 2022 will not lead to an early election unless those parties work together: ukandeu.ac.uk/what-happens...
ukandeu.ac.uk
What happens next if power sharing at Stormont collapses over Drumcree? - UK in a changing Europe
Conor J. Kelly and Colin Murray discuss what would happen next if one of the major parties pulled out of the Stormont...
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Michael williamson @michaelwilliamson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Maturing is when you stop referring to a party in your pants and instead invite people to come visit your
Sign for Bushey Grove leisure centre
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
dudes rock
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Matt Flip Flop @mattflipflop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Glass of Jizz anyone?
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mdit.bsky.social @mdit.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Not mine, but..
"Strawberries & Cream jello set in bundt cake pan. Probably won't make this again."

A cake that looks like Harvey Weinsteins prolapsed rectum
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Aaron Becker @aaronjbecker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Every lighthouse on Ireland's coast, flashing the exact rhythm it keeps tonight. Rotating optics sweep, quick-flash and occulting lights blink in place, red and green mark the rocks. Seamless loop. Data: OpenSeaMap/OpenStreetMap #Ireland #lighthouse #dataviz
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
shit, hope he’s ok
Newspaper stand headline 
WORLD’S HEAVIEST CUCUMBER IN BARRY - PICTURE
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Gray @grays.art · 19/08/2026
Sorry, Eric Carlisle. #humpDayHumor
But the wasp larvae were even hungrier.
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ℕ𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕠 ℕ𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕠 𝕄𝕒𝕟 @nachonachoman.net · 15/08/2026
Figures 😁.
A comic strip of dogs and cats

Dogs goes to heaven. 

Cats, well, they play in Hell.
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Sean Northridge @seannorthridge.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
mood:
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Tweet from dustin Couch (@Dustinkcouch):

doctor: i'm afraid i have some bad news

me: better than having fox news ;)

doctor: hahahaha :)

me: i'll be here all week haha :)

doctor: haha give or take
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
LEGO ski hill IG: @ jkbrickworks
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Just saw my first robot delivery box thing. I hung a bag full of dogshit from the aerial becaue I am a good human.
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chriscesq @chriscesq.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Was it genocide? Guessing it was genocide.
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A man walks into a horse bar. Why the short face, asks the horse bartender. The man begins crying. He is the last human left on horse world.
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Michael williamson @michaelwilliamson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Takes relatively little to keep me happy but French food and wine certainly helps
White plate with some long radishes, sliced baguette topped with goats cheese and a glass of white wine
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Dublin Fire Brigade @dubfirebrigade.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Fire safety isn't just about one single action, it's a combination of smart habits, working equipment, and a solid plan. To keep your home and family safe from fire hazards, keep this A-R-G-E-N-T-I-N-A checklist in mind: ​
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
At least Big Ann Widders wasn't alive to see this 😌
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 29/05/2024
For Men
A photo of Gordon Choice mayo it is called  "Heavy Duty Mayonnaise" and it's a big ol tub of mayo 1 gallon I believe
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Michael williamson @michaelwilliamson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Apologies for the poor picture but I've got a new bike coming in a few months and I'm excited. #bikesky #oohtitanium
Picture of a matt grey titanium bike leaning against a counter
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
interesting placement of that particular graphic on the shorts
keeper on his back, arms out but knees up and legs apart. Kit is all yellow with silver designs and one that looks vaguely like the visualization of a fart
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Adrian Teal @tealcartoons.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Lordy. They really need to pay their subeditors properly.
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The French invented tapas almost a thousand years ago when they planted the Bayeux Tapas Tree.
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Elaine Crory @elainecrory.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Anaka do amazing work - support if you can. Support people and groups impacted by racist attacks chuffed.org/project/1854...
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Support people and groups impacted by racist attacks
We are raising funds to support people who have been attacked, displaced and traumatised in racist attacks in Belfast.
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Wendy Reynolds @wendles1967.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
UK friends and neighbours, please do this (it's very quick). People from otherwhere, please spread the word? (Unless you don't believe that trans rights are human rights, in which case of course please fuck ALL the way off into the sea, and then fuck off a bit more.)
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Michael williamson @michaelwilliamson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Was planning on tidying up the kitchen before work but this eejit has different ideas
Picture of a tabby cat stretched out on my knee at my desk. She's letting me rub her tummy as she rests her chin on my arm
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Absolutely spectacular, no notes.
metro.co.uk
Reform councillor's wife says his 'swastika' tattoo is'misunderstood'
Andy and Theresa Arnold were both elected to Barnsley Council earlier this month.
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Ian Power @ihpower.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I once got kicked out of a Depeche Mode after show party for eating Dave Gahan's Brie and Stilton. Apparently they were his personal cheeses.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
imagine investing billions in AI robotics and then stairs are like “lol nope”
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Michael williamson @michaelwilliamson.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Ive had to do a couple of trips to Penang recently to deal with arrangements after my uncle, who lived out here, died. Its given me a chance to say goodbye to him, but also to stay in some weird hotels.
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Aoḋán Ó Conġaile @tinydonkey.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Guy from Mayo explaining he wasn't educated on the streets: "no I said I studied at the Ard Scoil in Knock"
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Michael williamson @michaelwilliamson.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This is a scandal!
A packet of tayto cheese and onion crisps on sale for £2 69. It's in an airport but still
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Keir Starmer's kids every night these days.
dad there's a bitch under my bed
man looks under the bed and it's a mirror
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Michael williamson @michaelwilliamson.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The cat who normally prefers my wife's knee has come to visit me today. Looks like im not going anywhere for a while.
Picture of a tabby cat lying on her back on my legs as she grooms herself
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I know the law
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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 17/04/2026
whoever this is, they are amazing
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Michael williamson @michaelwilliamson.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
My Dub wife also laughs when she hears Ghee mentioned on cookery programmes or when she sees products like this tub of ghee, so couldn't resist sending her the bag of marge too
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Michael williamson @michaelwilliamson.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Meme of Steve buscemi saying " do you think God stays in heaven, because he, too, lives in fear of what he created?"
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Michael williamson @michaelwilliamson.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I'm currently clearing out my Uncle's flat in Penang after he died recently. Amongst the things I found was this ad from a police magazine from 1983. Surely being in the RUC was tough enough at the time without having to go on holiday to Bangor as well! Fair play to the Council for trying though
Advertisement posted by North Down council trying to tempt police officers to come on a weekend break to Bangor or Conling for only £15
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Michael williamson @michaelwilliamson.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
You know you're staying in a proper classy joint when there's a bottle opener on the wall beside the toilet!
Tiled bathroom wall with a chrome toilet roll holder and beside that there's a wall mounted bottle opener
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Michael williamson @michaelwilliamson.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Spotted these pastries in Istanbul airport, but want sure if I could get away with eating one in public!
A tray of  pastries with a vaguely vulva shaped hole in them. I didn't look too closely at the filling!
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Gemma Clark 🧿🕯️ @gemmaclark.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
🧵Some Lords are busy trying to wreck abortion decriminalisation. An amendment to report every girl under 16 who has a legal abortion to the POLICE and Sharron Davies wants to ban telemedicine that allows early abortions to happen at home in privacy
Telegraph article ‘Abortion "pills by post" must be banned, peers have said.
A group of female peers - including
Baroness Falkner, the former chairman of the Equality and Human Rights Commission, and Baroness Davies, the Olympic medal-winning swimmer - are seeking a change in the law to end the 
controversial Covid-era scheme.What are the main amendments?
Nine amendments have been laid on abortion so far, including proposals to have a police investigation of every girl under 16 who accesses a legal abortion and a proposal for the first new abortion offence in nearly 100 years. The key amendments are two broadly pro-choice and two broadly anti-abortion proposals. Source: Guardian
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Michael williamson @michaelwilliamson.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I think it's fair to say that flora feels at home with us now
Tabby kitten lying on her back , purring and letting me pat her tummy
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Looks like a fun guy.
A mushroom on a woodland floor. It has a double stalk and from this angle it looks very like a pair of legs, a human bottom and a hitched up skirt exposing same.
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Op-Ednego of Babylon @k-rad.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Can this be a solution?
The Strait of Hormuz being goatse'd.
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