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Michael

@michaelvanorder.bsky.social
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Ennui-tery @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Kenley Jansen gonna start a fight over how fuckin washed he is
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Matthew De George @sportsdoctormd.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Joel Embiid missed 4 games for 3 separate and distinct reasons in the time they were gone
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Do it again
Power run
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Pat Fitzgerald:
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Gonzo saying “and Michael Clayton”Michael Clayton’s bmw blowing up Gonzo saying who did not dieMichael Clayton: not dead
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
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Prashanth Iyer @prashanthiyer.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
media.tenor.com
a basketball player wearing a headband is standing in front of a crowd with the words ball dont lie above him .
ALT: a basketball player wearing a headband is standing in front of a crowd with the words ball dont lie above him .
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
These people are evil. Never stop saying so. Don’t be intimidated into shutting up.
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
not a man of grudges myself but the ire of trading eugenio suarez for one year of bad pitcher/bad human/possibly murdered a guy alfredo simon has never subsided
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
We have prevailed against the perfidious mariners and their umpire allies.
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
#Postseason ump cam just hits different 😮‍💨
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/09/2025
the problem with doing WW2 revisionism on here is that everyone on this website is a thirty eight year old nerd who spent all of high school reading WW2 history books
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Shoe-per Intelligence @shoe.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
If Never Trump Republicans knew what was politically effective, we wouldn't be here.
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 22/07/2025
Darling Hold My Hand (2025)
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I guess this is the GOP's version of Swan Lake
@acyn on twitter

"Someone at fox news must've hit the emergency switch because now they're airing a Biden blunder mix"
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
@jasonkirk.fyi you really beat the odds by writing a book apparently:
Kennesaw State ranked 134 of 135 schools in axademic prestige. Eastern Michigan properly rated at 131.
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
The Dial is Broken
UNHINGED POSITIVITY
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 08/07/2025
“I feel like you’re only here for the lazy river”
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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Referee froze on this call as if he was some sort of envelope in a huge lottery bucket
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Lum @brokentoys.social · 21/04/2025
we're tryin' to find the guy who did this
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Kenneth F. Duggan 🇨🇦 @kfduggan.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Strange men on golf courses distributing tariffs is no basis for a system of government. Bring back the women lying in ponds.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
this just played on tv with no audio and almost killed me
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 31/12/2024
Brock Purdy apparently so startled by the vicious attack on Jauan Jennings that he threw an interception
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
draw me like one of your French girls
The Lions kicker doing some sort of stretch on hip, seductively I guess
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Benjamin Solak @benjaminsolak.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
This is kinda random but do you remember that one time the Bears had 32 seconds left on a running clock and one timeout and only got one more play off
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
lmao ben affleck scrambling out of this showing of wicked as soon as he realized it wasn't some boston movie
A photo from a moviegoer of the actor Ben Affleck in some kind of checkered coat, stooped over exiting an aisle in a mostly empty movie theater (the photo is actually one of Affleck and Jennifer Lopez leaving a movie theater after going to see Dune II and I guess they picked up their trash and it went viral or something I don't know)
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
If things don’t go juuuuuust right for the Lions offense, Goff melts. Imagine this offense with a QB who can create out of structure.
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
How are the Tigers, the hottest team in baseball, playing at 2:30 every game in the middle of the week? Manfred is an abomination.
The MLB wildcard schedule which has the Tigers/Astros relegated to daytime-midweek tv for every game.
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 30/07/2024
@kenwhite.bsky.social if the Feds planned or induced the abduction from Mexico does it impact the proceedings?
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
@joshuajfriedman.com Mr. Mayor- is there a way so that when one refreshes the Bluesky feed on iOS that it does not bring you to the current time. As a chronological reader, I have to scroll back and try to refind my place to continue reading.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
Lions would be up by 35 right now
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
This travesty may be a blessing in disguise. It is good to know that the League/Universe will not tolerate a successful Detroit Lions team. It helps to manage expectations for the truly egregious things to happen in the playoffs to come.
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
!foryou
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Jake Tapper, long-suffering Philly sports fan @jaketapper.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
Reminder that the Speaker of the House does not have to be a Member of Congress
Picture of ALF
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