Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Our secondary is not that much worse than what Carolina rolled out their tonight and played so much worse against a worse offense 000
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That would make sense if most of the passing yards and positive plays arent being given up at the linebacker level or at least where the LBs are on a normal zone defense but shep has them so close to the line to help in the run game it leaves wide open holes that even Geno picked apart 000
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This isnt the least talented defense in the league yet has been the absolute worst in the league. Its mostly on Kelvin 100
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Not even the hardest incongruity to swallow. There’s no way an offensive line in Nebraska weighs an average of 165 pounds 110
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 06/09/2026They live in Michigan. If they dont have protective callouses on their heart from a dozen prior last minute ref screwjobs, they are treasonous Packers or Bears fans. 000
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Usually see nationwide senste ads during NCAAFB. Especially from larger states. Wonder if its cheaper to buy nationally than cover all the localities commercial blocks? 040
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It’s heartwarming when Marines participate in local customs 060
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 31/08/2026static.klipy.comLee Corso: Not So Fast, My FriendAlt: Lee Corso: Not So Fast, My Friend 010
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Is this an actual accident or was the ambulance driving too close to the window? 000
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Very possible. If I remember right, the first trailer looked more like Andor than the final product ended up being 000
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I have a semi-irrational belief that there is an “Andor” edit that could be pieced together from cutting room floor footage that would fix the Disney flourishes and excesses that hold Rogue One back. 100
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Tom is just glitching due to his source code conservative programming that nobody would vote against what I want should be allowed to vote 000
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Haven’t listened yet so I can hold out hope this is about Ken Marino 000
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Only thing they could have done differently is recruit one of the 3 much better candidates who inexplicably passed on a relatively easy path to a senate seat 030
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I dont disagree. However, the last 2 months of sustained success, expected win numbers and advanced stats suggest we are a decent bet to beat out the other 3-4 teams for a WC spot. Which makes this a closer call than most years 000
Reposted by MichaelEnnui-tery @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Kenley Jansen gonna start a fight over how fuckin washed he is 071
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Maybe I’m too Bluesky pilled: but odysseus’s monologue to Penelope at the end seemed to specifically equate the rise of MAGA/Reform UK with the Sea People and the Bronze Age collapse 151
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 13/07/2026How about a content warning next time? Saw Wall Drug and immediately flashbacked to the worst family roadtrip of all time. Wall Drug, Corn Palace and Mt. Rushmore. The big three of disappointing tourist spots 000
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Very GOP: this matters when they do it. When we do it, it doesn’t matter because you complained that it mattered last time. 000
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I for one am shocked the establishment response to this electoral defeat is to complain about the voters and then do nothing. 030
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 15/06/2026CIV will peak in the 4th game. Will start slow in the fifth game before coming around. The 6th game will be disappointing. The 7th is best not discussed. 040
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 12/06/2026static.klipy.comThe Gentlemen: Colin Farrell's Nightmare FuelAlt: The Coach from the Gentlemen saying: “Nightmare Fuel” 000
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Wood and Bernard Bailyn were the first time adolescent me realized there are true levels to understanding history and more importantly who we are as a nation. He will be missed. 0383
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 02/06/2026If there was a draft of teams with the most rancid vibes, 8 of the 9 are the first picks chosen 050
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Depends on if you let the shooter leave early with no call. Bet the number goes way up. 000
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 14/05/2026FTs 82-32 over the last 2 games. They certainly arent perfect but in a game that goes to OT, a fairly called game and this is a walk in the park. 020
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Idea: the NBA shouldn’t put their thumb on the scale of outcomes 000
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 12/05/2026The pistons will be well rested watching the Cavs shoot 30 FTs a game 160
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Not enough is discussed how the entirety of the unitary executive nonsense is to ensure the Watergate hearings never happen again 0231
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Grew up on the west side of the state. Moved to Detroit in 2009. Moved to the close suburbs in 2013. Moved to the outer suburbs in 2020. I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone call them the Stones before this debate. 020
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 05/05/2026@seanfucious.bsky.social your people just doing their jobs being impartial and whatnot. Definitely not just partisan hacks 000
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Niko Goodrum drove me to pick up golf. Undetermined if it has been an improvement on my mental health 010
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Its like if french doesn’t have enough sugar in it for your liking 000
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Golf had 3 goals: 1. Hypercharge their inroads into american finance and stodgy fortune 500s 2. Get Yasir (head of PIF) a membership into Augusta (not a joke) 3. Sportswashing (maybe) Utterly failed at 1 (not insignificantly because of ANGC’s hostility to 2) and barely cared about 3. 030
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Big strong men with tears in their eyes come up to me to say “kimo von oelhoffen must pay for his crimes.” 140
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Editing is selective and shows a narrative that feeds interest, not reality. But obviously, her boyfriend or husband is a dope and he can’t be trusted to be on his own around sharp objects 110
Reposted by MichaelMatthew De George @sportsdoctormd.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Joel Embiid missed 4 games for 3 separate and distinct reasons in the time they were gone 47110
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Forgot the TV station angle. I’ve heard the old timers occasionally reference Excalibur. Im just glad that the city has much better restaurants than the Muer/Vacari set now. 100
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Maybe the 90s were different but why is anyone going out in Southfield? 210
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 08/04/2026The scouting department is the most dire problem. Our NHL acquisitions have been spotty to terrible. We have stockpiled an impressive collection of what we call AAAA players in baseball terms. 090
Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Although the votes are still being tallied in outlying counties, it appears that Charissa Thompson is no longer the biggest disgrace to women reporting on sports. 000