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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Our secondary is not that much worse than what Carolina rolled out their tonight and played so much worse against a worse offense
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That would make sense if most of the passing yards and positive plays arent being given up at the linebacker level or at least where the LBs are on a normal zone defense but shep has them so close to the line to help in the run game it leaves wide open holes that even Geno picked apart
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This isnt the least talented defense in the league yet has been the absolute worst in the league. Its mostly on Kelvin
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not even the hardest incongruity to swallow. There’s no way an offensive line in Nebraska weighs an average of 165 pounds
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So the DJT of movie franchises?
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
They live in Michigan. If they dont have protective callouses on their heart from a dozen prior last minute ref screwjobs, they are treasonous Packers or Bears fans.
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It also may be a YTTV thing. Not sure
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Usually see nationwide senste ads during NCAAFB. Especially from larger states. Wonder if its cheaper to buy nationally than cover all the localities commercial blocks?
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s heartwarming when Marines participate in local customs
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Lee Corso: Not So Fast, My Friend
Alt: Lee Corso: Not So Fast, My Friend
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Yes but we have Tom Kennedy for some reason
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Is this an actual accident or was the ambulance driving too close to the window?
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The Invite fits that bill
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Very possible. If I remember right, the first trailer looked more like Andor than the final product ended up being
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I have a semi-irrational belief that there is an “Andor” edit that could be pieced together from cutting room floor footage that would fix the Disney flourishes and excesses that hold Rogue One back.
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Tom is just glitching due to his source code conservative programming that nobody would vote against what I want should be allowed to vote
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Haven’t listened yet so I can hold out hope this is about Ken Marino
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Only thing they could have done differently is recruit one of the 3 much better candidates who inexplicably passed on a relatively easy path to a senate seat
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I dont disagree. However, the last 2 months of sustained success, expected win numbers and advanced stats suggest we are a decent bet to beat out the other 3-4 teams for a WC spot. Which makes this a closer call than most years
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Ennui-tery @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Kenley Jansen gonna start a fight over how fuckin washed he is
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Maybe I’m too Bluesky pilled: but odysseus’s monologue to Penelope at the end seemed to specifically equate the rise of MAGA/Reform UK with the Sea People and the Bronze Age collapse
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
How about a content warning next time? Saw Wall Drug and immediately flashbacked to the worst family roadtrip of all time. Wall Drug, Corn Palace and Mt. Rushmore. The big three of disappointing tourist spots
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Very GOP: this matters when they do it. When we do it, it doesn’t matter because you complained that it mattered last time.
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It’s not like he is Bronny or Thanasis
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I for one am shocked the establishment response to this electoral defeat is to complain about the voters and then do nothing.
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Prime Minister Peterman climbed a rung too high
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
CIV will peak in the 4th game. Will start slow in the fifth game before coming around. The 6th game will be disappointing. The 7th is best not discussed.
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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The Gentlemen: Colin Farrell's Nightmare Fuel
Alt: The Coach from the Gentlemen saying: “Nightmare Fuel”
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Did you get to the scene yet?
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Wood and Bernard Bailyn were the first time adolescent me realized there are true levels to understanding history and more importantly who we are as a nation. He will be missed.
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
If there was a draft of teams with the most rancid vibes, 8 of the 9 are the first picks chosen
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
A great double feature with 8mm
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Inge was hit by the pitch. Game was over.
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Depends on if you let the shooter leave early with no call. Bet the number goes way up.
Harden leaving early on the fame clinching rebound and another horrendous call in favor of Cleveland
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
FTs 82-32 over the last 2 games. They certainly arent perfect but in a game that goes to OT, a fairly called game and this is a walk in the park.
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Idea: the NBA shouldn’t put their thumb on the scale of outcomes
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The pistons will be well rested watching the Cavs shoot 30 FTs a game
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Not enough is discussed how the entirety of the unitary executive nonsense is to ensure the Watergate hearings never happen again
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Grew up on the west side of the state. Moved to Detroit in 2009. Moved to the close suburbs in 2013. Moved to the outer suburbs in 2020. I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone call them the Stones before this debate.
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
@seanfucious.bsky.social your people just doing their jobs being impartial and whatnot. Definitely not just partisan hacks
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Niko Goodrum drove me to pick up golf. Undetermined if it has been an improvement on my mental health
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Its like if french doesn’t have enough sugar in it for your liking
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Golf had 3 goals: 1. Hypercharge their inroads into american finance and stodgy fortune 500s 2. Get Yasir (head of PIF) a membership into Augusta (not a joke) 3. Sportswashing (maybe) Utterly failed at 1 (not insignificantly because of ANGC’s hostility to 2) and barely cared about 3.
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Big strong men with tears in their eyes come up to me to say “kimo von oelhoffen must pay for his crimes.”
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Editing is selective and shows a narrative that feeds interest, not reality. But obviously, her boyfriend or husband is a dope and he can’t be trusted to be on his own around sharp objects
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Matthew De George @sportsdoctormd.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Joel Embiid missed 4 games for 3 separate and distinct reasons in the time they were gone
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Forgot the TV station angle. I’ve heard the old timers occasionally reference Excalibur. Im just glad that the city has much better restaurants than the Muer/Vacari set now.
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Maybe the 90s were different but why is anyone going out in Southfield?
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The scouting department is the most dire problem. Our NHL acquisitions have been spotty to terrible. We have stockpiled an impressive collection of what we call AAAA players in baseball terms.
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Michael @michaelvanorder.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Although the votes are still being tallied in outlying counties, it appears that Charissa Thompson is no longer the biggest disgrace to women reporting on sports.
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