Reposted by Michael BeckThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Me: I think we should have less Nazis Bluesky user: Fewer 2741739
Reposted by Michael BeckRobert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026"Senator from South Carolina" is not, historically speaking, a good Sort Of Person to be 51486
Reposted by Michael BeckThomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us. 155188794438
Michael Beck @michaeljeromebeck.bsky.social · 19/06/2026The only incorrect claim you make here is “most” instead of “all” 080
Reposted by Michael BeckAnarcho-Crust Demon Hunter @jamesaskew.bsky.social · 29/05/2026As a straight man it is my inalienable right to wear shorts so long they might as well be pants 62687
Michael Beck @michaeljeromebeck.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Pick a Bond villain from pictures you have on your phone 070
Michael Beck @michaeljeromebeck.bsky.social · 20/03/2026This is the truest thing you’ve ever written, Dr Farley. 011
Reposted by Michael BeckBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/03/2026How dare you attempt to educate me 55032
Michael Beck @michaeljeromebeck.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Sweet Jesus what are we even doing herenytimes.comOpinion | What if the Valedictorians in America’s Schools Were the Cool Kids? 000
Michael Beck @michaeljeromebeck.bsky.social · 09/02/2026What a bunch of nerdsnytimes.comOpinion | It’s Time for America to Admit That It Has a Marijuana Problem 130
Michael Beck @michaeljeromebeck.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Ack! I didn’t even make that connection until now. But I bet that explains a lot of my error 110
Michael Beck @michaeljeromebeck.bsky.social · 27/01/2026A ton of overlap between jury duty and riding the bus 000
Michael Beck @michaeljeromebeck.bsky.social · 05/01/2026I made the mistake of scheduling myself up through Xmas Eve and ended up meeting with a student on 12/24 who during our meeting got the message telling him he’d been academically dismissed. So…I’ll be scheduling myself differently next year. 100
Michael Beck @michaeljeromebeck.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Oh how I envy you terribly right now. I’ve spent half the evening crying because I have to go back tomorrow! 110
Reposted by Michael Beck"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 28/12/2025I am supposed to be a 'words' guy, yet I find that I lack the words to fully express the sense of rage and betrayal that I feel, having been raised to believe in the beauty of the United States as an - imperfect - pluralistic republic, to see these quislings try to turn it into a boring ethnostate. 433850
Reposted by Michael Beckspooky cannoli @boner.ink · 25/12/2025you there boy, what bullshit is this 122188472
Reposted by Michael Beckjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/12/2025very weird feeling watching a seemingly coked out president yell at you for 20 minutes straight 459208852798
Reposted by Michael BeckEd Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 09/12/2025“I don’t need this course” motherfucker you take your laundry home for your mom to do it. Shut the fuck up. 321618
Reposted by Michael BeckOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 11/03/2024wish i could be cool and mysterious but unfortunately i can't shut the fuck up 28926251
Reposted by Michael BeckAlan Owlport 🦉 🎃 @alanallport.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Really important to stress that the Crown Jewels of the US higher education system were never the Ivies or elite SLACs (other countries have equivalents of these) but the well-funded, large, cheap, and excellently staffed public state university systems bringing high quality education to the masses. 751381136
Reposted by Michael BeckBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering 7298392818
Reposted by Michael BeckEd Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 27/10/2025I am never more in my element than when talking about something absolutely nobody cares about. 2463
Reposted by Michael BeckEd Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 22/10/2025You never heard of this fucking guy six weeks ago. Six weeks! Just get another Guy!! Look around. There's a Guy. Over there, another Guy. Now turn around...Guys. What do you think is around that corner? You guessed it: More Guys. 526431
Reposted by Michael BeckPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/09/2025“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy 87128882383
Michael Beck @michaeljeromebeck.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Supermajority in the VA House maybe but the entire VA Senate won’t be up for election until 2027 070
Reposted by Michael BeckOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 24/09/2025we are in the Age of Enlightenment but for absolute dimwits 2025452
Reposted by Michael BeckPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 18/09/2025A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that. 650318748550
Reposted by Michael BeckSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 10/09/2025i would prefer to not live in uppercase H History 1866586
Reposted by Michael BeckIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 09/09/2025It's simple: we monetize crying 26551109
Michael Beck @michaeljeromebeck.bsky.social · 05/09/2025I don’t know why the scientists keep making them! 010
Michael Beck @michaeljeromebeck.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people’s medicine for fuel. 130
Reposted by Michael BeckSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 04/09/2025making college free as a means to harness educational polarization 1139148
Michael Beck @michaeljeromebeck.bsky.social · 30/08/2025*Egbert being our favorite resident on Animal Crossing 010
Michael Beck @michaeljeromebeck.bsky.social · 30/08/2025It’s way down the list of Actual Concerns I Have About America, but I do hate the Kremlinology we engage in about our leaders now. I wish that journalism wasn’t so broken. 110
Reposted by Michael BeckBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/08/2025The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good 98123052294
Reposted by Michael BeckPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 24/08/2025What a burden to be old enough to know who Dean Cain is 893394329
Michael Beck @michaeljeromebeck.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Ed, you’re a goddamned National treasure. 010
Reposted by Michael BeckEmma Roller @emmaroller.bsky.social · 22/08/2025ME, TENTING FINGERS ACROSS TBE TABLE: I am going to build a “Cracker Barrel of the mind” MARC ANDREESSEN: Here is $50,000,000,000 463263
Michael Beck @michaeljeromebeck.bsky.social · 22/08/2025“I gave my life to Christ in the Cracker Barrel parking lot!”media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with the words `` all those moments will be lost in time '' .Alt: a close up of a man 's face with the words `` all those moments will be lost in time '' . 020
Reposted by Michael BeckGremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 19/08/2025“The poor, they’re always with us, with their lackluster LinkedIns” 4831