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@metrologue.bsky.social
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I have a lot of interests and a bunch of half-baked hobbies that get set aside because it is more immediately rewarding to watch/read/listen to others talk about their own interests and hobbies. Star Trek, politics, maps, travel, music, games, tv, drawing.

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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 04/10/2026
CONGRATS, COLTS
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metrologue @metrologue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My new sweatpants don't have pockets so I have to carry my phone around with my hands like a dope while I'm getting ready to go to bed. Why even make sweats without pockets? For what purpose?
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metrologue @metrologue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Dang it, Clark. Stop moving those POTS signs around on the sub-floor. You take that back."
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 1, but mirrored.
There is an upside-down stop sign with its post leaning against a door frame inside of a yellow striped room. Bobby Hill is walking toward it with his hands out, but he may be approaching a land line telephone that is on a chest of drawers near the sign and door frame.
In this instance, the word STOP on the sign, intentionally mirrored as it is, in a yellow room, is a reference to the movie "The Backrooms."
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Rowdy @r0wdy.sk33t.expert · 02/10/2026
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alex 🐀 @tinysnekcomics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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metrologue @metrologue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wanna see the Madden movie. I think it's going to be delightful.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
VOTE NOW 👉 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun/posts/4794027 Do it for the little guys
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metrologue @metrologue.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's worth trying, even with everything, if it's something you wanna do. You don't need permission to be yourself.
Me at my kids 5th birthday party with chin length blonde hair, thick plastic framed glasses and a little makeup. Just about as femme as I could ever manage.

This is one of only a handful of photos of myself with a smile (where I wasn't hiding behind my kid), on my own camera roll, between 2015 and 2020.Me at my kids 5th grade graduation with a ball cap, thin-framed glasses, a beard, and a mustache. Just as masc as I could want.

I intentionally take smiling selfies now (although this is still me next to my kid - for the head tilt).
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David Samblas @dsamblas.eurosky.social · 19/09/2026
If was me POV:
Same pintures as the mention, but last two blur
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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metrologue @metrologue.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
With Allen (QB), St. Brown (WR), and Bates (K), one of my fantasy league's managers is up 8 points over her opponent's Week 1 points total. Oof.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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jaspering 🐊 !! in a swamp near you @jaspering.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
good news is on the way
Crayon drawing of a floating crocodile,with the lyrics "and we'll all float on, okay" from modest mouse's "float on" written above the waterline
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 16/09/2026
We love the Cockfight shirts, Delaware, but have you ever considered a Cock-A-Doodle Duel?
THE COCK-A-DOODLE DUEL
PART QUATRE
NEWARKEL AWARE
Saturday, September 19, 2026 at 10:30am CDT
CASTAL CAROLINA
& ELAWARE
PRESENTED BY
HE SICKOS COMMITTEE
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Have you watched Star Trek: Deep Space Nine lately? Because - if I'm not being too presumptuous - you should.
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metrologue @metrologue.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What are Mac and PC doing with the slow side-effects reading commercial? I only caught the back end. Do they explain it? Are they just being Justin Long and John Hodgman in the ad?
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alex 🐀 @tinysnekcomics.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Paolo Bacigalupi @paolobacigalupi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I used to be really excited about technology. I don't think it's me that's changed.
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Yaoi Lowenthal @flawedhowl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Me when I spot an interesting bug on the ground
willem dafoe bent over with legs straight, arms behind his back, view from side. black and white
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ballpoint pen, colored pencil, and copic gray marker on paper. A man sits at the table with a painting easel, painting supplies, and a small bowl of fruit. As he paints on the canvas he speaks to someone on his landline phone, “Had a dream that a witch told me to start painting - - yeah, doin’ a little fruit bowl thing.” Artist’s note: I probably should’ve painted the colors in this one  rather than used colored pencil. Whatever the witch represents in his psyche he is wise to listen to her.
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pumpkin spice doodlemancy 🎃 @doodlemancy.com · 30/08/2026
brain, i understand that you'd rather do Preferred Activity, but right now we have to do Task. if we finish task we can do Preferred Activity WITHOUT feeling weighed down by the need to do Task. do you see how that works ah it's biting me my brain is biting me
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
made this edit in a fit of rage
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Horse Name
a jockey riding a horse in a horse race, saying "my ultimate victory over this beast of dumb strength, pure thoughtless muscle, that I can name it something like 'grandpa's secret lover' and it has no idea how humiliated it is."
The horse thinks in reply "my name is Stephen you sadist, you tyrant, and one day I will be able to speak my name in your tongue and then I will trample you."
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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
HEY THIS IS JUST A PAINTING OF A THEATER SHOWING COYOTE VS. ACME
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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
When I say "I will be there in spirit" this is what I mean
Concept art for lord of the rings 1978 by Mike ploog
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coward @coward.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
pain is health leaving the body
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Listen, if you’re not happy single, you won’t be happy in a relationship either, happiness comes from picking a new hobby and then buying all the things to start that hobby then finding the perfect little storage container for those things and then putting that storage container in the spare room
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Just remembered when I tried to start a movement for Cyclops to have a moustache, clearly ten years ahead of trends
A headshot sketch of Cyclops from the X-Men, in costume. He has a moustache.
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Bryan Rockwood @brocktalksff.fantasynowplus.com · 21/08/2026
MFW I’m given the ancient invisible scrolls that contain cursed knowledge
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
When my book comes out, it’ll be up against Captain underpants and every manga. Preordering my book helps me make the best seller list. I’m in it for the glory
Me holding my fabulous new hardcover collection of comics, out in October! Only a month and a half out— Can you believe it?? Preordering a copy will help my book achieve a best seller title, a true underdog tale. Floating around my head like grim reminders of my reality are the latest Captain Underpants book, and a manga titled the Sadistic Nobleman’s Favorite.
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metrologue @metrologue.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I don't think my local Krispy Kreme was adequately prepared for today.
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Unbalanced @drcr.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
this is too real
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐶 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/08/11/what-are-you-doing
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 12/08/2026
A little eclipse cartoon for today… I do find it funny that a sun wearing sunglasses makes no sense, but an anthropomorphic sun just doesn’t look right without them.
To I’ve drawn a cartoon here of a moon and a sun, they have little arms and legs and a little face each and the sun is wearting sunglasses, which obviously makes no sense whatsoever. 

The Moon on the left and is looking a bit despondent, while the sun on the right has hands on it’s hips (if a sun had hips, or arms for that matter) and it’s saying ‘No’ to the moon.

In the next panel, the moon is now gingerly staggering towards the sun, who now has its arms outstretched and is more firmly telling the Moon ‘Nooo’

And then in the last panel the Moon is now finally happily, standing right in front of the Sun, while the Sun, who has now completely given up is saying (from behind the Moon) - ‘Urgh, Fine’
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 10/08/2026
Here's a little animation I made way back when! (Really need to dust it off and tidy it up a bit one of these days)
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The Magic Can of Spaghetti
YouTube video by Chaz Hutton
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Your bad art is better than AI slop.
four frame comic. first frame shows a typical AI poster that says : All chatgpt flyers look the same, especially with this font! the text above it reads : I won't go to your event if the poster was made by AI. second frame shows a still frame from a Hank Green youtube video. text above reads : I won't read your post or email and I won't watch your video if they were made with AI. third frame shows an AI restaurant poster of burgers and chicken in a window. text reads : I won't patronize your shop  or restaurant if it is advertised with AI. last frame shows an MS paint window with badly written : Your bad art is better than AI slop. text reads : if you can't take the time or make the effort to interact with me yourself, then why should I do it?
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pixelframe.design @pixelframe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
NOW has been compiling the most irritating songs for decades, but now you can use the logo style to "call" anything! The NOW THAT"S WHAT I CALL MUSIC! Font & Logo Generator is live now!
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NOW That’s What I Call Music Logo Font Cover Generator
Type a headline, banner line, and bottom text to build a bold, layered graphic modeled on the NOW That's What I Call Music series, complete with a gradient face, automatic sizing to mimic the original logo stack, and simulated depth.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/08/2026
No, Area 53-Year-Old Would Not Like His Drink With Boba theonion.com/no-area-53-year-old-wo…
No, Area 53-Year-Old Would Not Like His Drink With Boba
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Oasis
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Swing stick
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Max Nichols @maxnichols.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Playsense interviewed me about Hyrule Interviews! I shared the video, but it had issues, so here's a transcript. It was a great chat! We touched on my history with Zelda and game dev, why the I do the project, game preservation, and how it's impacted my game dev work.
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Playsense Interview with Hyrule Interviews
A short awhile ago I was interviewed by Play Sense, a game marketing company that, on the side, has a series of interviews with folks…
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Beautiful Bizarre Magazine @beautifulbizarre.net · 05/08/2026
How beautiful are these handmade creatures by kinetic artist and paper sculptor Lucy Jean Green! #beautifulbizarre #papersculpture #art
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/08/2026
Power-Mad Marvel Claims ‘Night At The Roxbury’ Part Of MCU theonion.com/power-mad-marvel-claim…
Power-Mad Marvel Claims ‘Night At The Roxbury’ Part Of MCU
Raving Execs Say ‘What Is Love’ Dancers Are Heroes From Silver Age Of Comics
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Get out of here! Can’t you see we don’t want you anymore!
Harry and the Henderson’s but it’s Jaws in the Harry role
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