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NateMing on Elm Street @nateming.bsky.social · 1h
for anyone who would like the entire CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE BURNING SOUL: Positive Masculinity in Anime panel, it's right here
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espouaisso 🌀 @espouaisso.bsky.social · 6h
I've been working on various original projects for the Dreamcast these past few month. With that came the idea of a studio logo, and basically an intro for my upcoming Dreamcast games ☕ yes, this runs on Dreamcast and yes, those sounds are my actual coffee cups lol Wanna know more? check below ↓
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Jason Anderson @jasondcsoccer.bsky.social · 10h
Apologies for saying it so often but so much of what gets people to latch onto club soccer in the US rests entirely on people doing things for free
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
what the hell PSY doing on the price is right?
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christa lee @ohpoorpup.bsky.social · 22h
Been hoping Anno would do Yamato next
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MasterGir @mastergir.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Mr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's bonkers how "User agreements" are actually binding contracts where one party gets to change them whenever and however they wish and the other party has the options to agree or to stop using computers.
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ravi @goomvi.online · 05/10/2026
good morning. underscores wish u well wii sports resort video
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Tomb💀Time @tubetime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
over on Mastodon, i've been fixing up an Attitude Director Indicator (probably from a F-4 Phantom II fighter jet). well, today, i got the cockpit illumination working! mastodon.social/@tubetime/11...
an aircraft instrument, about 5" square (127mm square). there is a knob on the lower right, otherwise most of the instrument is a round glass window, behind which nestles a round globe with a light grey hemisphere and a black hemisphere. two yellow pointers cross in front of it, and there is a "W" shaped marker in between. in the lower left corner is a little flag, white with black text, marked "OFF".the round globe from the instrument softly glowing deep red. the grey half has turned completely red except for the markings, which are black, and the black half is dark except for the markings, which are glowing. around the equator are letters marking the cardinal directions, along with longitudinal lines and angle markings.
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Alan @metricconversion.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This Aphra reaction genuinely got me to laugh. She’s so stupid I love her.
Dr Aphra gives a big thumbs up
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Mattias Adolfsson @mattiasadolfsson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Electric
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A Spiced Pumpkin Sergal 🎃🍂 @adorablesergal.neocities.org · 04/10/2026
We were also gifted this. Truly, the Last Webbed Site.
Jae makes ao cohost post urging users to "not block yourself", writing, "i don't know why multiple people tried this but: don't do it. it breaks shit. we're going to put a fix up tomorrow (when i am actually working) to make it impossible to do but also. come on. don't do it. i have to go manually fix it when you do. thanks."
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Liv @itslivagain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Two things can be true: the referee can be bad and your team can also be bad. Bad refereeing is not an excuse for the result, it’s a separate thing! Instead of just the people on the team fucking up now I have 3 extra bozos being dumb and making this take forever??? It’s additional!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
not me finding out Mara from the Progressive commercials choked out Wee Man on the Jackass set
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Natalie Palamides on Instagram: "I was told “anything goes on this set” Go see @jackass: Best and Last in theaters everywhere June 26th!"
18K likes, 297 comments - nataliepalamides on June 25, 2026: "I was told “anything goes on this set” Go see @jackass: Best and Last in theaters everywhere June 26th!".
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You know nothing about cheesecake
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Prodigle @prodigle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rare feeling of working on something that's getting me kind of excited #IndieGame #GameDev #Godot #DarkFantasy #ScreenshotSaturday
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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シャポコ🌵 @shapoco.net · 04/10/2026
USB 給電対応で常設できるようになった静電気メーター、プリント基板化しようかな?
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Deeply @deeply.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i type like all of these
variety of screenshots of people trying to say "shut the fuck up but getting it wrong"; "shit the fuck up", "shut the fuck off kid", "shut the up" and "shut your fuck up"
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
christian pulisic has finally reached the level where it’s fair to call him the cristiano ronaldo of american soccer
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Megane Top Gun @dauragon.com · 04/10/2026
#pouralittlehotsauceintoyourbeerchallenge
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Alan @metricconversion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Holy shit Cavan Sullivan
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💕Ͼん𝟈ᒋᒋ𐒋💕 🔜 BLFC, Nekocon, MFF @barabait.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love second hand shopping
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Robert Yang @radiatoryang.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
art dump of my map screenshots #screenshotsaturday
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Andrew Lewis FC @andrewlewisfc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Omg the singer doing Oh Canada at the CanMNT game in Montreal v Peru started en francais, missed the second phrase entirely then petered out, started over, missed second phrase again, and then they started a recorded version and kicked her off the mic. Incredible performance.
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
there's a phrase cameron says at the end of this clip that risked breaking me and michael permanently. i could feel each of us trying to hold onto the railing for fear of spiraling away, off of the earth, forever
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Come learn about our weapon histories with this week's SHELVED BY GENRE Bonus Ep on the 1986 classic HIGHLANDER: www.patreon.com/rangedtouch/...
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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Manny Suazo @smokyburnout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
one of the wildest runs I've ever seen
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 03/10/2026
Ran into two aliens from The Outer Wilds on the subway. Took me a minute to realize what they were. If you’re one of these people and you’re on this website I think you’re cool as hell
Two people on the subway in blue alien costumes with another set of eyes painted on
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Chris Holden @chrisholden.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Quake Rooftops Jam has released 19 maps! #Quake #gamedev #leveldesign #lowpoly www.slipseer.com/index.php?re...
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Rooftops Jam
Quake Rooftops map jam, ran from August 4th to September 15th. The theme is "Rooftops", and mappers were free to interpret it however they wanted. There are 19 maps by mappers: Adorne Sibley Atziri ...
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 02/10/2026
Alright kid, check this out Dad, you're drunk. No i'm not. I'm going to fight a car. You just watch
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(confused) I believe LLMs are conscious, but only Deepseek LLMs, because of the Chinese Room theory
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Videogame Beaches🏳️‍⚧️ @videogamebeach.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Check this out! This is possibly one of the most beautiful games on the GBA, with super original and cool designs.
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Tool-Assisted Speedrun clips @tasnocontext.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Game: Super Metroid (1994, SNES) TAS Author: JXQ Source: tasvideos.org/817M
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Cornbread Countess @breadbae.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Kids just be doing shit
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lichtenstein’s entire oeuvre was offensively shallow and profit-motivated from the jump. His original premise of recontextualizing “low art” was done better, earlier, and with way more joyful subversiveness by Marcel Duchamp, AND he lacked the skill to even render the work he supposedly “elevated.”
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Vince Dorse @vincedorse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Snoopy and the Peanuts walking beneath the full moon on Halloween.
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 02/10/2026
happy october
mulder saying “do you think i’m spooky”
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Brandon Hoàng @brandonhoang.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wrote a book that shows the slippery slope when young men feel like they're "owed" something (note: there is no sexual assault in this) This is less about pitching my own work and more about a plea to get stories like this into the hands of teen boys. readingmiddlegrade.com/review-glori...
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there was a video someone posted on twitter several years ago with a caption like "how im serving tboy summer realness this year". I think about it all the time and couldn't find it so I decided to recreate it from scratch today. Enjoy
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026
tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x
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A Cautionary Amount of Flavor @gvajr77.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look, I'm a man, AMAB, and I even like smooches from chubby bearded men😍 and I know full the fuck well that men ruin shit. The male ego is the worst pollutant in society. If you think I'm wrong, think about the last cool thing you liked that got fucked up, who did it?
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 01/10/2026
Map of the Lighthouses of the World. Each lighthouse sweeps out its actual arc and the reach of the beams is true to scale. Very cool. [kottke.org]
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Map of the Lighthouses of the World
From mapped.earth, a map of every lighthouse on the planet, along with other charted lights like lighted buoys and such. The screenshots above are static but the lights on the real map move: each lighthouse sweeps out it
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One Halloween we got really into Spooky Mix and at one point during a party we stood in a circle and all tried to synchronize it on our phones together and it made us clinically mentally ill for like 5-10 minutes.
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Xythar @xythar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was wondering if Nagoshi had died or something what with how everyone is talking about him all of a sudden. seemingly no
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Misty De Méo @cdrom.ca · 01/10/2026
Oh this is smart, mixi2 has a built-in feature to let you import your old tweets from twitter. Keeps original post dates and everything. mixi.social/@mixi2/posts...
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mixi2 on mixi2
📣アップデート情報 📦Xで重ねてきた日々を、mixi2にも Xの過去ポストを当時の日付のままインポートできます✨ Xでの思い出も、これからの日々も、プロフィールやカレンダーで一緒に振り返れます🗓️ 👇詳細はこちらから(要ログイン)
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 01/10/2026
and you probably know this but Leno M sued!!!! www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
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Comic Fends Off 'Frivolous' $27 Million Lawsuit Over 'Lion King' Joke, Will Seek Legal Fees
A judge dismissed $27 million defamation lawsuit over a comedic translation of the Zulu chant in 'Circle of Life' from Disney's 'The Lion King.'
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