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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince

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35. She/her 🏳️‍⚧️. SF Bay Area. North American river otter. Find me in a river. Or in bed. A riverbed. Could be 🔞

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Cairo Steele 🔜 ANE @cairosteele.com · 21/01/2025
A word of encouragement to my trans friends who perhaps were still in the closet ten years ago and don't know what it was like to transition under adversity: No matter what the government stance is, you will find friends, doctors, federal workers who are willing to help you. This is how I did it:
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 21h
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Dwüdles @dwudles.bsky.social · 9h
🐶🦴🐾✨🎨
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 15h
Okay so I gotta talk about @tallywags.bsky.social a minute. I say that my partner was the first person I came out to. He was certainly the first person I told once I knew for myself that I was trans. However, I had been turning the thought over in my head for years already by that point.
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 29/09/2026
Help I never went to bed and now I will die come the morning.
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Gizmo/Kelper @gizmofoxx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jakjak is super duper ready for Halloween season 😁🖤 _________ Art by @takaalive.bsky.social !! Truly great. _____________ #furry #furries #furryart #halloweenfursona #halloweenfurry #spookyseason #halloween
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 11/04/2024
Quoth the ghostcock, "Suck it, whore."
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 11/04/2024
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a whapping, As of some one gently fapping, fapping at my chamber door. “’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “fapping at my chamber door— Jerking dick and nothing more.”
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Tycho @tycho701.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Arguing with a 22 year old ML who keeps insisting that taking part in politics is pointless because the revolution is coming any day now
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Opda @opda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok I'm super serious here: If you are into goo, one of the best ways to explore it is to bake bread. Might I recommend focaccia? It's a super gooey dough that asks you to touch it a lot, dipping your paws in, moving it around, feeling how it stretches, watching it grow... It's super easy too :3
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*looking up 50s slang for my greaser character* we need to bring back calling people sexy robots
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 28/09/2026
poets.org/poem/we-who-...
poets.org
We Who Are Your Closest Friends
we who are
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”Dizzy Yet” Pam, a Scrivener𓋇 @sesheta.chipchirp.digital · 28/09/2026
When an egg hatches:
SVA: event trans_ready;
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MintzBuck @mintzbuck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Learn about your roots children.
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 28/09/2026
Semirelated
Outgoing texts:

> hufffff

> A woman who could tear me in half

> may do so
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 28/09/2026
Regretting missing Folsom. I needed the home day, but I am sorely aching to get kink back in my life more routinely.
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Mae Reill, puppyshell 🏳️‍⚧️🔆 @maeday.dumbdolls.online · 28/09/2026
honestly I think this post is swag
A screenshot of a tumblr post by pixelguzzler that reads:
"yall i don't CARE if Lilith is "stereotypical" that's my name. I don't walk up to dudes named david or steve and tell them their name is stereotypical. Stop telling trans girls their names are stereotypes"
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The Autistic Coach | Mati (he/they) @theautisticcoach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Can I do it?” is a terrible measure of disability. Yes, I can do it. Can I do it repeatedly? Can I do it safely? Can I do it without support? Can I do anything afterwards? Can I do it tomorrow too? What does doing it COST? These tell me a lot more about my capability.
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 28/09/2026
Anyway it turns out it's a good thing and the moral is: be horny on main.
< Love to be so overtly horny on main that it causes someone to reevaluate their life

> A sticker of Merrill otter emphatically shaking her fists and chanting "yes yes yes yes yeeeeesss"

> THAT'S WHY IT'S SO IMPORTANT
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Mavi - Adventure Fox! @thefoxhole.co · 28/09/2026
I'm so pumped for autumn I'm gonna fill my ass with leaves!
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 28/09/2026
Watching Princess Mononoke a bunch as a child could have been what made me trans tbh.
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kith books @kithbooks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
reupping this because I'm seeing disability calls with no alt text again
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jug-hooting yokel @limusrex.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments"
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luke 🐾 @earthen-were.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Couldn't let fat bear week pass me by without sculpting a little something 🐻 cheeky fella!
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 27/09/2026
This is my cider guy, btw, and he's going to behead me this year because I finally completed his loyalty card.
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
look, this really isn't complicated. I've talked to SO many people who have had to cut off parents in some way or another, and it literally always boils down to the exact same thing: parents that are unwilling to change behavior in order to keep their child in their life
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𝔹𝕣𝕦𝕤𝕙𝕗𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 🔜 Furpoc @brushfeather.art · 27/09/2026
I wanted to do something more unique with my cards this time, something worthy of the 'business card collectors' I often see, and something that reflected the kind of silly-whimsy I bring to my art - especially the parodies. #graphicDesign #businessCard #parody #art #furryArt #crayons
A digital mockup of the front and back of Brushfeather's new business cards entirely made in a childlike crayon/colored pencil style. It's in the shape of a box of crayons. The front has the box open. On the box it reads "Brushfeather's Scribbly Stix" and has a doodled face of eyes and wings on either side. There's a triangle-shaped window that looks kind of like a beak. Every crayon has a themed color and information scribbled next to it like social icons and the brushfeather.art website. 

The back shows the back tab of the box and a hint of the crayons poking out of the top. It's up a little higher than the front to allow a hand-drawn version of the logo and two QR codes to fit. Text in a white box in the center reads "Silly whimsical birds + creatures by Cassidy Violet" and labels the two QRs "commissions" and "follow & shop." In the background peaking out from behind the crayons is a page of doodles.
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laney @saltmalk.in · 02/01/2026
warm again
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Ninji 🔜 RuneFest @ninji.dog · 27/09/2026
the concept of a "charcuterie board" is often deeply misunderstood. to help clear up this situation, i've created this educational diagram. i hope it helps
title: charcuterie board alignment chart

table columns:
• Item Purist: the board must contain cold meats, with a small amount of accompaniments
• Item Neutral: the board must contain food
• Item Rebel: the board can contain anything

table rows and content:
• Board Purist: the items must be skilfully arranged on a board or slab — item purist: a charcuterie board; item neutral: a sandwich platter; item rebel: a model railway
• Board Neutral: the items must be individually selectable — item purist: a hotel breakfast; item neutral: a self-service food ordering kiosk; item rebel: toolbars in a web browser
• Board Rebel: the items can be presented in any way — item purist: Subway’s Classic BMT sandwich; item neutral: a bowl of soup; item rebel: a landfill
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Michelle, a good witch @hiyinx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
trans people happen
when god says

"we' 'II fixit in post"
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 26/09/2026
This is critical.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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Tuna the Goat (Comms Open) 🔜WPAFW @goatuna.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rent is due next week and I have a con coming up, so I need to fill some commission slots! Come on down for any reference sheet or illustration needs! Prices and ordering link in the original post. Reposts appreciated!
Kozar, Space Wolf, He/TheyA fox, otter, and lion in Baldur’s Gate 3 outfits “If you need me I’ll be under the Autism Otter”Werewolf girl holding a guitar
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 26/09/2026
The way I never much noticed women before because I wanted to be respectful and not oglesome, and was mostly into guys anyway, versus the way I cannot stop noticing women now because I wanna look like that and let me take a closer look so I can copy you plz.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 16/11/2024
tumblr

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I hate the word "discourse" it just sounds like Goofy saying "discuss"

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this post literally ruined my life
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
for more wholesome good old fashioned fun, check out my book kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
gm
A picture of an anime lady holding a sign that reads "trans rights are not just for beautiful 'passable' trans women"
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 26/09/2026
Who up hitting music buttons.
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kith books @kithbooks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the thing about opposition to disability infrastructure is: no one is harmed by a single stall washroom or inconvenienced by flat entry transit, no sign offers less if we add in braille. why aren't all the doors wider, led headlights banned? the able are destined to join us and it scares them dead.
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Firr @firr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jaiy was a genuinely interesting person. He was passionate, smart, weird in all the best ways, and someone who supported you to be your best self. Tell your friends you love them. I'm gonna miss him. Keep Pocket and everyone in your thoughts.
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off
Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off
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laney @saltmalk.in · 25/09/2026
spirit
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Falling Awake - Gator Days
Falling Awake - Gator Days

Characters 
 
Gustopher - Alligator Boy 
 
Mewbert - Animal - Gustopher's pet cat. 

Transcript 

Panel 1 

Setting - High up in the sky 

Gustopher is high up in the sky among the clouds. He seems to be falling.  His face is looking towards the sky and he has a concerned expression. 

Panel 2 

Gustopher looks down as he continues to fall and opens his mouth wide in horror. 

Panel 3

Setting - Gustopher's bedroom.

Gustopher wakes up suddenly. He's safe in bed with his cat.
 
Gustopher: AH! IT'S JUST A DREAM! Just a dream.
 
Panel 4

Gustopher stares at the ceiling as he contemplates the dream he just had.

Gustopher: I want to go back into it.

Mewbert goes up to Gustopher and says "Mew"
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 25/09/2026
Goddamn, I need to howl at something. Prolly the moon. Maybe a fascist.
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MBeanDoodles @mbeandoodles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Part 2 of my post on how furries would make great monster movie actors lol
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it doesn't have to be good. it just has to be yours. "good" is for marketing suits and focus groups. if you make it you enough, you'll dip into that vibrant spark of life that animates all of us. you'll pull up a bit of that light. and then it will be great. the only way to make great is to be you.
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Cairo Steele 🔜 ANE @cairosteele.com · 25/09/2026
My boy 😭
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