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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince

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35. She/her 🏳️‍⚧️. SF Bay Area. North American river otter. Find me in a river. Or in bed. A riverbed. Could be 🔞

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Tav_Fox @tavfox.bsky.social · 9h
... I should set my ringtone to the dial-up tone.
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 10h
"I need some high quality ice cream and some low quality pizza."
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 21h
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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Anna Podedworna @akreon.bsky.social · 17h
Artists, show us how you draw black women!
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Tansy 🔞 🔜 Furpocalypse AA! @tansy.bsky.social · 14h
ITS OCTOBER EVE ABOUT TO BE MY FAVORITE EVER MONTH EVERYPONY
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 15h
I am SO excited to find out what this is all about.
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 15h
I'm almost home.
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 15h
Sorry, snowflake, I only watch comfort shows. 💪
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 15h
Delete this.
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 15h
I will never be this cool, but that's the natural order in play and I'm here for it.
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kith books @kithbooks.bsky.social · 18h
the Wednesday kith crew is meeting for the first time in just a few hours. thank you again.
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 20h
I recognize now that you were asking for use of the neuron, and I apologize for having brought you this bra incel. You can keep him if you want, though. tbh this dude sucks.
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 20h
Pink panther? Good idea. She would look cute in pink pants.
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 23h
This is literally the conceit of the The Good Place s4 winter finale.
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maccao @orcbara.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
yakov gets an apprentice
A 4-panel comic called "New Hire".

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An anthropomorphic wolf (Yakov) is driving a car with an anthropomorphic hamster (Charley) in the passenger seat. Charley says, "Soooo... Any tips for work shadowing?"

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Yakov replies, "Be careful. Even the 'simple' ones are dangerous."

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Charley looks dismissive and says "Look, I'll just stick close to you. How badly could it go?"

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The exact same shot, but it is now visibly night out of the back window. Charley has been replaced by a suspiciously Charley-shaped rubber drone. Yakov has exhausted eye bags.
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 23h
"Merrill the Dommy Mommy" arc season 1.
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 23h
My most critical personal growths have come from being called out. I'm trying to learn how to do this for other people in a way that is helpful and not harmful. It isn't that I've tried and failed; I can't even bring myself to try. I want to nurture too much. I need to learn tough love.
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Michael Whelan @michaelwhelan.bsky.social · 23h
Exactly right. 🎯
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 30/09/2026
Cutely skewering
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 30/09/2026
What that tongue do, girlie 🤔
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tech industry is laser focused on solving the problem of humans enjoying each other’s company bsky.app/profile/down...
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 30/09/2026
Might I recommend: weird sex
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Cairo Steele 🔜 ANE @cairosteele.com · 21/01/2025
A word of encouragement to my trans friends who perhaps were still in the closet ten years ago and don't know what it was like to transition under adversity: No matter what the government stance is, you will find friends, doctors, federal workers who are willing to help you. This is how I did it:
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 30/09/2026
I mean you gotta.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Dwüdles @dwudles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🐶🦴🐾✨🎨
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 29/09/2026
Love you, boo.
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 29/09/2026
This weekend, though, Tally and I were just two girls at a party.
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 29/09/2026
It was three years later that she would come out to me and the world. She has absolutely blossomed since then. In the intervening years, she was the most vocal, the most insistent to me that I should not delay in exploring gender, that every moment wasted is life unlived.
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 29/09/2026
Tally, though, was the first person I ever mentioned the idea to at all. This was five and a half years ago. At the time, she was not yet out herself. In fact, I found the chat logs, and she remarks on having thought about gender, but that she was not trans herself. Don't worry, she would get there.
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 29/09/2026
Okay so I gotta talk about @tallywags.bsky.social a minute. I say that my partner was the first person I came out to. He was certainly the first person I told once I knew for myself that I was trans. However, I had been turning the thought over in my head for years already by that point.
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 29/09/2026
WAIT, GIRL, THAT CHARACTER WAS NAMED TALLY, RIGHT.
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 29/09/2026
Artist's rendition.
A black and white sketch of several figures inside a cave. One of the figures, a dogtuar, holds up a glowing sword that illuminates the space. Above the group is some kind of creature flattened against the ceiling. An arrow points to it with the text "mean bad guy."
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 29/09/2026
You opted to voice this sword. You made her femme. This is an eggcrack sword.
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 29/09/2026
Oh no! :(
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 29/09/2026
Help I never went to bed and now I will die come the morning.
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Gizmo/Kelper @gizmofoxx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jakjak is super duper ready for Halloween season 😁🖤 _________ Art by @takaalive.bsky.social !! Truly great. _____________ #furry #furries #furryart #halloweenfursona #halloweenfurry #spookyseason #halloween
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 11/04/2024
Quoth the ghostcock, "Suck it, whore."
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 11/04/2024
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a whapping, As of some one gently fapping, fapping at my chamber door. “’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “fapping at my chamber door— Jerking dick and nothing more.”
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Tycho @tycho701.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Arguing with a 22 year old ML who keeps insisting that taking part in politics is pointless because the revolution is coming any day now
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Opda @opda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok I'm super serious here: If you are into goo, one of the best ways to explore it is to bake bread. Might I recommend focaccia? It's a super gooey dough that asks you to touch it a lot, dipping your paws in, moving it around, feeling how it stretches, watching it grow... It's super easy too :3
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 29/09/2026
BOY YOU JUST DO IT. I guarantee you you are at least as devastatingly cool as anybody you might be trying to hang with.
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 29/09/2026
lmao look at this darling creature with every bit of joy in his life duly earned and well-deserved. Get loved, nerd.
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*looking up 50s slang for my greaser character* we need to bring back calling people sexy robots
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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The Softest Mystery Bitch plays Kidz Bop: Blue Prince @merrillotter.com · 28/09/2026
poets.org/poem/we-who-...
poets.org
We Who Are Your Closest Friends
we who are
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”Dizzy Yet” Pam, a Scrivener𓋇 @sesheta.chipchirp.digital · 28/09/2026
When an egg hatches:
SVA: event trans_ready;
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