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Merda Fuit

@merdafuit.bsky.social
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Bearded Lady in the streets, Lobster Boy in the sheets.

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Brian at a store with the text:
I just saved hundreds by switching to self checkout and fucking stealing
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Nate Schenkkan @nateschenkkan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The list of detained and raided here is all the LGBTQ movement groups I can think of at least, which despite everything have been working in Turkey for decades
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thinking about how a girl at Christian summer camp asked me if my dad was in Al Qaeda and I got in trouble for asking if her dad was a Klansman bc “her question was understandable”
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The wealthy countries seem to have a core of 15-30% of their voting populations who *just fucking hate foreigners*. This section of the electorate are for various reasons disproportionately well represented among the ultra-wealthy and thus are able to secure some favourable media coverage.
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A24 is potentially doing something really fucked up here, but also they have the opportunity to do something extremely fucking cool and make the movie Creative Commons people would still pay to see it in theaters. but you want to benefit from a community project? then contribute to it
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Marlow Stern @marlownyc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
‘The Matrix’ creator Lilly Wachowski on J.K. Rowling and the new ‘Harry Potter’ series: “She is funding trans genocide. J.K. Rowling funds trans genocide, full stop. So, if you support ‘Harry Potter,’ you’re supporting trans genocide.” variety.com/2026/tv/feat...
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Lilly Wachowski on Her New Studio Anarchists United, the Black Power Origins of ‘The Matrix’ and How ‘Harry Potter’ Fans Are ‘Supporting Trans Genocide’
‘The Matrix’ filmmaker Lilly Wachowski opens up about her new studio for marginalized voices Anarchists United, J.K. Rowling and Elon Musk.
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Late Night Anti-Fascists @latenightafa.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Some of the most well-known NoBlogs sites belong to researchers who solely report on far-right hate and radicalization, never doing anything aside from showing you what exists. Using speech to to shine a light and hold people accountable IS effective. Never let them try to convince you otherwise.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 26/08/2026
Jesus Christ. All green card interviews worldwide are paused indefinitely
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Seleucid Dreamer @smollusk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the best part is most of the "wait, there might be reasonable exceptions" posts are about the human skin book
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
my fellow Americans, Donald Trump just took an AR-15 out of your family budget.
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James Stout @jamesstout.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
to add: The west is going to burn, fire has been here longer than the USA has, many Indigenous land management practices work alongside fire. Rather than focusing on who started a fire, we need to work out how to live with fire and how the city became a tinderbox and how to help people right now.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/08/2026
Schools Deploy Pepper Spray Drones To Combat Shootings theonion.com/schools-deploy-pepper-…
“Landmines would stop them faster.”

Julian Leidy, Jelly Specialist
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Safety experts say the glass in some Pillsbury bread rolls is dangerous. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and brings raccoon penises home for "further study" says it will strengthen your immune system and stop you from getting autism. For busy shoppers, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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Merda Fuit @merdafuit.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Sick Duckin' Lips, bro.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
deepfake nudes are, of course, integral to the future of space exploration
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Prosper Tipaldi 🌱🌿 @prospertipaldi.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Quick PSA for all your medieval linen coifs, up until the 15th century, no loose laces in the sources! ☝️
The drake meme, refusing a head wearing a linen white coif with its laces untied, accepting a head wearing the same coif with properly knotted laces. Somehow drake is wearing a 14th century armor.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Taking away someone's food and medicine makes you responsible for their death
Standing up guy by Norman Rockwell meme
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Again, what right wing Republicans and Democrats call "socialism" is the sort of regulated capitalism that was consensus for much of the 20th century. They pretend it's anti-market when really it's only anti-oligarchy
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Yeah I'm into BDSM Benjamin Sisko beating the Dominion by arranging for Senator Vreenak to be Murdered
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Merda Fuit @merdafuit.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
One for Yar's Revenge, please.
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Clever Mia @readvesna.com · 23/07/2026
jesus fucking christ almighty
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 23/07/2026
If you have a second home in New York City worth more than $5M, check your mailbox when you're back in the five boroughs — because you've got mail.
Today, we sent notification letters to property owners, letting them know that our new pied-à-terre tax is coming soon.
The best city in the world deserves the best parks, libraries, and schools in the world. That's only possible when we all pay our fair share.
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
it does actually sound like taylor farms and the white house teamed up to try and blame taco bell for the outbreak. unprecedented corruption
Within hours, the White House agreed the patient surveys painted a clear picture, the people said. In an internal call, the White House aides approved statements from the public health agencies for public release — though they still only identified Taco Bell as linked to the outbreak, without naming Taylor Farms specifically.
Taco Bell moved first, releasing a statement. While it did not explicitly name Taylor Farms it said it believed "public health is a shared responsibility among restaurants, their suppliers, and authorities, and we are proud to have consistently acted quickly and proactively to protect our guests."
The agency updates on the outbreak were finally posted after 10 p.m. New York time - hours behind schedule - and also omitted directly naming Taylor Farms or saying if the company would recall products.
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Pabst Boo Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Thank you Trent Reznor, that is an excellent daikon radish
Japanese NIN promotional image with Trent reznor in a field, wearing a big straw hat, holding a big daikon radish and smiling
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🩸 morteraphan 🗝️ @morteraphan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The most dangerous creature 🍷🍷 [oc] updated this picture a little
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 17/06/2025
"what were the 2000s like?" they were just this. nintendo sold a tribal tattoo game console and it came with a winamp skin
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Merda Fuit @merdafuit.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The High Chaparral but it's Chappell Roan smoking hella weed is that anything
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Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social
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I've had to unfriend a few fans lately, all for the same reason. They made ridiculing, unkind, and in some cases outright cruel comments about pictures I posted of young women cosplaying Jessica. 
More than a person, Jessica is a state of mind. To play Jessica, you need self -confidence, a sense of humor, and a Jessican -attitude-. There is no such thing as a Jessica cosplayer being too short, too flat chested, too heavy, too thin, too unattractive, too black, too Asian, or even too male!!! All Jessica, any Jessica, every Jessica is good Jessica. 
I'm not giving any warnings or second chances. A single disparaging comment on a Jessica cosplayer, and I'm throwing you out of the rainbow colored Toontown Tent.
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Ash @bsartsss.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Sonja is quite lorge
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It is impressive that AI might actually scale *worse* than Blockchain.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 16/07/2026
Time for that gif again
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Mitchell and Webb: Remain Indoors Broadcast
Alt: Gif from Mitchell and Webb in which they are doing a broadcast that repeatedly flashes the words “REMAIN INDOORS” due to “the event”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/07/2026
Riot Police Excitedly Crouch Behind Armored Vehicle Like Group Of 3-Year-Olds About To Perform Ballet theonion.com/riot-police-excitedly-…
Riot Police Excitedly Crouch Behind Armored Vehicle Like Group Of 3-Year-Olds About To Perform Ballet
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ceej @ceej.online · 23/10/2023
Everybody on planet earth has the same number of hours in the day, and yet some people are just plain more successful than others. That’s why Silicon Valley is working on a device to remove hours from underperformers (poor people, kids, poets,) and transfer them to deserving CEOs
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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about who should be the new Abbott and Costello wrt meeting Frankensteins etc and I have landed on the definitive answer: Tim Robinson and Sam Richardson “The Detroiters Go to the Backrooms” is a license to print money
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Erling Halaand returns to Norway with a stuffed raccoon.
Erling Halaand returns to Norway with a stuffed raccoon.
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
They could never make me hate you Chappell Roan.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Ye have lost thy pass-word? Ye oath-sworn secret by father and father-upon? And remember not ye his Mother's Mother's name? And in what shallow midden, what rotten hollow did thy Mother's womb spit thee forth?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/07/2026
GOP Allies Claim They Met With Mitch McConnell Inside Body Bag theonion.com/gop-allies-claim-they-…
GOP Allies Claim They Met With Mitch McConnell Inside Body Bag
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 10/07/2026
I genuinely and thoroughly enjoy the brunchlord establishment's fear of this man
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Mamdani’s preening arrogance will ultimately prove his downfall
The democratic socialist balloon deflated this week.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 08/07/2026
Saw a meme of GenZ baffled by how pre-internet travel worked, and realized we’ve crossed an enshittification threshold where IRL services that once seemed outdated, like travel agents, now seem luxurious: “You meet with a human expert who plans out your whole trip with you” sounds incredible now tbh
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
iron rule of British politics is even if a guy who dresses as a bin becomes prime minister he will have been to Oxbridge
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Peyton @gee-man.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Fundamentally I think if you're not treating the current GitS as a holy shit 2(3) cakes situation, you are not a homie. I love what Science Saru is doing but let's not pretend Stand Alone Complex did not basically set an unsurpassable bar for tv anime back in 2002.
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Sami @samitron.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
THIS STUDIO MADE THE FAMOUS IDTECH ENGINE AND YOU'RE FORCING THEM TO USE FUCKING **UNREAL**??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? FUCK YOU
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Maria Helldore 🎃👻♒🚩 @mariathaldore.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
5 years hrt
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Lady Topham Catt @ladytophamcatt.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Love Is Every Where BEWARE BEWARE BEWARE BEWARE BEWARE BEWARE
Color photo of a big brick mid-century rectangle of a building. Left side of building is divided into four grille covered bays further divided by full height brick piers. One bay serves as the entry, and has a metal door that seamlessly blends into the metal expanse above it. Right half of the building holds garage doors in two bays by full height brick piers. One garage door says "Love Is Every Where" and the other says "BEWARE" six times in six different colors. Elevated tracks can be glimpsed to the right of the building.
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I just like I dunno I think it’s really bad that there’s one pro-rape party and one party that’s opposed to any consequences for the pro-rape party and that’s what we’ve got? And we’re not even allowed to talk about rape culture anymore because we were told that’s not a thing anymore
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I once asked a priest to bless a printer that I was in the middle of fighting with and he went "I only bless things when there's a chance it'll take" and then turned and walked out of the room.
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