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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

*tries to leave, burns hand on door knob that’s at 400 degrees* bsky.app/profile/jake...

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daily dose of estragon @craigburley.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

lol nice hubris, pal, why don't you stick some more feathers on

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/07/2025

when you make a flying contraption you go in knowing people are going to make fun of you if you accidentally kill yourself. that rule goes all the way back to icarus

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Dr. Meowtron, PhD @meowtron.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Wow, someone took an absolutely swinging-for-the-fences bid on the first two minutes. maybe this will actually go ok! #weirdcarbs

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Neil Pajamas @agrippanothing.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Marine General: SIR WHAT I AM PROPOSING IS TAKING THE 710 TO 405 AND THEN THE 11O UP TO THE 10! National Guard Commander: SIR DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! WE SHOULD JUST TAKE 710 UP TO THE 10!! General: SIR, TAKE THE CUFFS OFF AND LET US DO OUR DAMN JOBS!!

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

The thing about heavy hitters like her and fellow legend Babe Ruth is that yes, they strike out a lot, but when their bat makes contact that ball is a goner

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Maybe It's Keith @maybeitskeith.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

*Chevy citation needed*

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Lizard @lizardky.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Some of the moments in the trailer reminded me of this:

An image in the style of a Pocket Books Star Trek novel, showing Pike and Kirk from "Strange New Worlds", titled "Why Are You Always On My Ship?"

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Dr. Meowtron, PhD @meowtron.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

It's going to auction. But which should I use? Both Cars and Bids / Bring a Trailer will accept it. I want to sell with no reserve. What's the consensus? #weirdcarbs

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Dr. Meowtron, PhD @meowtron.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Three cars enter, one car leaves(mournful) #weirdcarbs

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Doctorb Nick @nichsmith.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

There's no coming back from this, you gotta fake your own death

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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 13/05/2025

it would suck shit to have C-3P0s everywhere

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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Everyone saying The Fifth Element and posting "I am a meat popsicle" memes knows what's up.

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a man with a mohawk is saying my favorite .

Alt: Zorg from The Fifth Element saying MY FAVORITE

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becca laurie @imbeccable.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

bill de blasio in park slope, ordering his breakfast sandwich as “mi sandwich especial” and quoting the onion headline omg www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

Screenshot from The New Yorker: One morning a few weeks ago, I met de Blasio at his regular coffee shop in Park Slope. He had just come from the gym—the same one that he’d insisted on commuting to every morning from Gracie Mansion, no matter how much grief the press gave him for it—and was wearing sweats. He held forth among his fellow-patrons with a spirit of magnanimous, possibly unreciprocated camaraderie, greeting a startled man by the door with a familiar “How you doing, brother?” and ordering his breakfast (scrambled egg whites, cheddar, ham, and tomato on multigrain toast) as “mi sandwich especial.” These days, de Blasio most often makes the news for his love life or for such momentous moves as dyeing his salt-and-pepper crewcut. But he’s sensed a bit of de Blasio nostalgia creeping into town. “Since I left office, the No. 1 thing that people come up to me on the street and talk about is pre-K,” he told me, lacing his iced espresso with a heavy pour of simple syrup. “The No. 2 thing that people talk about is that Onion headline.” He quoted it for me, savoring every word: “Well, well, well, not so easy to find a mayor that doesn’t suck shit, huh?”

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Dr. Meowtron, PhD @meowtron.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

What in the civic si tarnation is this

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Dr. Meowtron, PhD @meowtron.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

And both stuck in bumper to bumper traffic. Good spots, but woooo do I not miss living in Southern California.

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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

remembering on this day a TOOL-themed stoner in my high school art class who submitted this image (recreated below) as the entirety of their final portfolio in c. 2004

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SteveFromSC @bigsteven.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Somewhere in Yemen a CDCM operator is painting a small Hornet on his TEL...

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Dr. Meowtron, PhD @meowtron.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

It took a surprisingly long time for me to find the cat on this photo

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

this but with sandwiches

Still from the movie The matrix showing the scene where Neo and Trinity are in the gun room about to gear up

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sorensblues.bsky.social @sorensblues.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

I DIDN’T GO TO COLLEGE SO JUMPED UP CLIPPY COULD READ OVER MY SHOULDER AND TELL ME WHAT IT THINKS I WANT!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

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Dr. Meowtron, PhD @meowtron.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

The worst thing: seeing a twin of your rare car in the wild, being driven like a total dickhead. Not even a wave. #weirdcarbs

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Don Incognito @shuadc.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Girls could not resist your stare

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Dr. Meowtron, PhD @meowtron.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Walking into the tax filers and they are waiting there with spiked baseball bats. Pyrotechnics go off as I put down my W2s

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ExecutiveOtaku @executiveotaku.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

I wouldn't take one if they offered to pay me $12k for taking it.

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Dr. Meowtron, PhD @meowtron.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Hey, @mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social : thank you for having a spine and telling these people to get bent.

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Mallory McMorrow @mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

We need new leaders in Washington. I’m running for Senate to be one. Let’s go.

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Dr. Meowtron, PhD @meowtron.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Uh oh, between this and the phones with no buttons it's looking like a cursed omen

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One Three One Two @rubyroubaix.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Specialized are at it again.

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Dr. Meowtron, PhD @meowtron.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Question for #weirdcarbs: would anyone be interested in learning about my experience with DIY ceramic coating and paint correction? I think if 5+ people show interest I'll make a thread.

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Dr. Meowtron, PhD @meowtron.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

When you see all the other Giulia Quadrifoglios at the only dealer service location in your state

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Dr. Meowtron, PhD @meowtron.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

I brought the quad to the dealer for service this morning. This is 3 of the 4 known quads in the state of NM at the service yard. I swear I'm not a stereotype. #weirdcarbs

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Dr. Meowtron, PhD @meowtron.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Fuck, man, has anyone even watched a Studio Ghibli movie? The AI versions are like taking that last meal your wife made for you and the children before keeling over, and pissing in it.

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