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KayosAgent

@mensachickens.bsky.social
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She/they, queer, 30s parent. Writer. Current obsessions Good Omens and ofmd, anything fantasy, being a general menace

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KayosAgent @mensachickens.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
“I’ve been Queer the whole time!” May have been my most popular cosplay of all time. Gave out prizes for anyone willing to do a prompt from me. Can’t wait for next year! #convergence2026 #samreich #gamechanger #dothewenis @samreich.bsky.social @gamechanger.dropout.tv @dropout.tv
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✨️StellarCyn✨️ - OFMD, GOMENS, DR. WHO! 🍉🏴‍☠️🧡 @stellarcyn.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Hey yall, I need to raise $2200 dollars to afford dental care that I need next month and I do not have any way to save that much or set it aside on my own and I really need this work done before my tooth gets worse. Sharing my kofi here in case anyone is willing and able to help even a little!
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 23/07/2025
Halloween is 100 days away.
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rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
i can't believe it's not butthole
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KayosAgent @mensachickens.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Thrilled that @david-jenkins.bsky.social has gifted the fandom the opportunity for a canonical “Jack Off” between Calico Jack and Applejack
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KayosAgent @mensachickens.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The worm inside RFK Jrs noggin:
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Spending a month on Bluesky has created a whole new model of a fight we need to be having right now. Not liberal vs. conservative or whatever, but respect vs manipulation. I am tired of being manipulated everywhere I go. That’s why I like it here, I feel like I’m in charge for once.
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ots | 🍉 @otsanda.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Blitzø from Helluva Boss just about to stab Emberlynn, who is just a little too into the idea. Blitzø looks uncomfortable. The speech bubble at the bottom of the image was added later to imply that Blitzø is saying the content in the quoted post.
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Space @redditspaceviewes.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
James Webb Space Telescope’s infrared view of the Pillars of Creation
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
art teacher: Is that a bird or a plane? young clark kent: *crumples self portrait*
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KayosAgent @mensachickens.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I’m an old, can confirm a worrying number of people seemed genuinely concerned about witch ghosts getting them irl
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KayosAgent @mensachickens.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Me at 14, about to come out two months later
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Rebekah Weatherspoon @rdotspoon.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
The Mona Lucius 🎨🖌️ (sharing this again now that there are more people here who will see it) #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
Photo edit of Lucius as The Mona Lisa.
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Christine Seaforth Finch @amphelise.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
You might have ADHD if your coffee cup keeps a tree-ring-like record of how many times you got significantly distracted before finishing it…
A half-drunk cup of coffee, with rings of settled coffee on the empty part of the cup.
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KayosAgent @mensachickens.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Aging Jamiroquai?
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KayosAgent @mensachickens.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I think the vibe on Bluesky this week is like the first week in the dorms your freshman year of college. Everyone is new, you’re excited to meet so many folks. And no one has puked on your shoes outside the townie bar they got into with a fake ID yet
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KayosAgent @mensachickens.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Just had the thought “Does an Abe Lincoln Park exist?”, and then imagined a huge bronze statue that is US President Abraham Lincoln, but he’s just all the members of hit band Linkin Park
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KayosAgent @mensachickens.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
RIP Calico Jack, you would have loved Jizz Fest 2024
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Hannah Who @notablyuncool.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
For Trans Awareness Week, here's a thread of trans-supportive organizations that are worth your time or money, if you're able. I've made my small donation and hopefully you can do the same. Please feel free to add other charities to this list, even just local ones. 🧵
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The Boooook Shepherd 👻 @thebookshepherd.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I regret to inform you that I do sometimes judge a book by its cover.
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KayosAgent @mensachickens.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Not mine, but my spouse grew up in LA. His little league coach was Michael Keaton. At one game, someone randomly patted his head (he just had his hair buzzed), he turned around and it was Goldie Hawn, who then told him that his hair was very soft
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
mental health break? you bet it did
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Kelly Barnhill @kellybarnhill.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Mothers, teach your daughters about Judith beheading Holofernes. #themoreyouknow
Judith beheading Holofernes, a painting by Artemisia Gentileschi.

With the caption "Your body, my ch-"
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KayosAgent @mensachickens.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I’m probably getting ahead of myself, but I almost feel like I could post “I love pancakes the most out of breakfast foods” on here, and everyone would just comment ‘Hell yeah, good for you!’ Without any *👀 looks around 👀 and whispers* … discourse
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Peter Anderson Studio @pandersonstudio.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
worm crowley made it to bluesky #goodomens
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
We need more music where the singer says "take 'em for a walk, Artie" and then a guy with a clarinet just goes nuts for like 8 minutes
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KayosAgent @mensachickens.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Anyone else pronounce this place as “blu-ski” in their head, like it’s a new ale to try?
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KayosAgent @mensachickens.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
This is how I view most male trump voters
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KayosAgent @mensachickens.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Absolutely and incredibly relatable
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RainDing 🌧 @raindingrandom.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
It just occured to me. Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas is You" is the Christmas equivalent of a RickRoll.
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KayosAgent @mensachickens.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
If you see this, I invite you to post an image from your device with no explanation.
A black and white photo of a giant frog balloon, like from a Macys parade, that looks like it also is confused about why it’s here and what is happening
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KayosAgent @mensachickens.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Well, may as well capture the madness again here Cumming to eyeholes near you:
Title card for OFMD social media au, Rackham Up! Image reads “Rackham Up! A Calico Jack Shock Jock SMAU”. Photo of actor Will Arnett on a radio microphone. “By mensa_chickens”
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KayosAgent @mensachickens.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Soooo, should I transfer my Rackham Up! smau to Bluesky? Are there any folks who would like that? What if I…. Write more of it again?
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KayosAgent @mensachickens.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
I forgot I was this funny last year
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Ami Thompson @amithompson.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Spooky month
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Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY @ugobananas.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
A person wearing a low budget ghost costume, standing in an open field; text: be the troubling string of unconfirmed cryptid sightings you want to see in the world.
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Do you remember the 21st night of September? -If you remember, turn to PAGE 48. -If you don't remember, turn to PAGE 81.
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DrunkenMantis 🏳️‍🌈 resident Starscream lover @drunkenmantis.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Breaking point #goodomens
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Bex Ollerton @schnumn.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
eternal life-ruining problem brain
A four panel comic about time blindness. In the first panel, a person is holding a piece of paper in front of a surprised looking Bex. They say, "Come on, you were meant to do this ages ago!"

In the second panel, Bex awkwardly laughs while sheepishly saying, "Oh shit, really? It's only been a few weeks right?"

In the third panel, we see a close-up of the first person's face, they are angrily yelling, "It;s been MONTHS!"

In the final panel, Bex makes exasperated finger guns while laughing awkwardly, she says "What are months if not a collection of weeks!"
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KayosAgent @mensachickens.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Bisexual Kool Aid man is a perfect bi icon, we really do love bursting through the wall and announcing ourselves loudly with a vaguely sexual sounding catch phrase
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 19/09/2023
It’s actually a little different here; you have to pay a small monthly fee to be heterosexual on bluesky
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 05/09/2023
This is the energy that I want for the rest of the year
two kittens sitting on separate tiny lawn chairs with beverages on the ground between them, one kitten is white, one is slightly grey, the white kitten is wearing round purple glasses, the grey kitten is wearing gold star shaped glasses with black lenses
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Lucia ✨🏴‍☠️🎨🏳️‍🌈✨ @citrussyndicate.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
“No Stede” sounded like a good idea until Stede eventually showed up with his tight pants & billowing shirt, looking like he stumbled out of one of those books Ed had left at the bottom of the sea. #OFMDfanart #OurFlagMeansDeath #ourflagmeansdeathfanart
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KayosAgent @mensachickens.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
I need to remember to post here so my Tweet friends don’t forget I’m funny and unfollow me 😭 Anyway if you like GOmens, ofmd, gay sh*t, D&D, crocheting, or making awkward dick jokes, let’s be friends?
Image of Victorian era Crowley with an inset screenshot from tumblr that reads “I’m like a religious art piece. Grotesque, haunting, full of melodrama and guilt and unsettlingly horny.”
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 22/08/2023
How to be a Beautiful Woman: • eat whatever you want • stay awake all night • get dark circles around your eyes • disregard "laws" & "authority" • hiss at people • grow a thick coat of fur • nevermind, I'm talking about raccoons again
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KayosAgent @mensachickens.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
Wrote a Good Omens one shot about our girl Bildad becoming a midwife/obstetrician for realsies. Meant it to be funny, but I ended up hurting my own feelings instead. Maybe check it out? “The Demon Midwife” archiveofourown.org/works/49424758
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KayosAgent @mensachickens.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
Hi excited to figure out yet another social media platform to escape the hell that is Twitter! Come say hello!
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Lilly Dancyger @lillydancyger.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
When they say “write the book you want to read” they mean literally because you will read that shit so many goddamn times, you’d better like it
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