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Christine Seaforth Finch

@amphelise.bsky.social
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40-something, queer 🏳️‍🌈, socialist, fantasy writer, medieval reenactor, inclusive Christian, artist. Trains, archaeology, history, fantasy & sci-fi, bird watching & plants. Perth Aussie in the UK. Autistic & ADHD. Trans ally. Anti-GenAI. She/her. 🍊🏴‍☠️

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/09/2026
Look goddamnit It's entirely possible To eat a plum And not make a poem about it The one I just ate Wasn't even in the Goddamn refrigerator Or anything Sometimes a plum Is just a plum You can just eat it And go on with your life WHAT Why are you looking at me What'd I do now (looks) oh GODDAMNIT
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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's the Equinox...time again for me to remind you about the EquineOx: that mythopoetic, all-knowing horse/ox hybrid. Mysterious bringer of socks & other sundry goodies. A godling of the changing seasons. Friends: may the EquineOx bring you many blessing this day!
Meme. Painting of a pastoral scene with two people standing next to a horse and an ox. The ox, black with a white splot on its head, harnessed to a wagon full of hay, & cream-colored horse has a collar on, but is not attached to anything. Both animals are turned to face the two people.

One of them is a young man in a coat a wide-brimmed hat. He is sitting. Standing next to him is a young woman in a green skirt & salmon-colored jacket. Her hair is golden, she's staring at the young man. They are at the base of a rocky outcropping. The man is likely eating, because next to him is a small black & white dog who is *clearly* groaking.

In all, it looks like the man is telling a story to a rapt (if mixed) audience. All are listening while he spins a yarn about the time he slid a flounder under his headmaster's door, or about how he was the inspiration for the song "All About That Bass." Will he impress the girl? Or, at least, the ox? No.

Meme text reads:
"part horse   part ox
ALL AWESOME"
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Christine Seaforth Finch @amphelise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*cringe*
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 17/09/2026
The new wild cat species is about the size of a domestic kitten and lives in Bolivia.
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New wild cat species is identified for first time in 100 years, researchers say
A type of tiger cat, the animal is smaller than a house cat, slender and spotted. It lives in the Bolivian cloud forest.
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
this is a pro Sex Worker account. SWERF & TERF are two sides of the same misogynistic coin. all Sex Work should be decriminalized.
SEX WORK IS REAL WORK, UNLIKE LANDLORDS
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 25/08/2026
everybody is (rightfully) remembering her incredible charity work, the 300 million books and counting for kids, the moderna vaccine, all of it she also wrote 'I Will Always Love You' and 'Jolene' on the same dang day. absolutely peerless
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Decorative Gourd Season Motherfuckery (he/him) @digitaldiscipline.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Too many people are in the pocket of Big Ignorant.
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Bennett McKenna @bennettmckenna.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
If you're based in the UK, be aware that the eligibility for a Disabled Persons Railcard is expanding in September, and you might now be able to get one even if you couldn't before. www.disabledpersons-railcard.co.uk/eligibility-...
A screen shot from the Disabled Persons Railcard site. A green menu bar reads Disabled Persons Railcard. The body text reads: Phase 2, launching in September 2026, will further extend eligibility to disabilities and conditions that require professional health evidence and more detailed assessment, including some long-term or degenerative medical conditions, and neurodiversity where it has a substantial impact on a person's ability to travel by train.
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Littledigits @littledigits.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
i know im preaching to the choir but please please DO NOT. USE AI APPS. TO ID EDIBLE MUSHROOMS OR PLANTS. DO NOT TRUST THE RESULTS. TO EAT. STUFF. oh they are wrong so OFTEN please no no no.
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Eilís Bean Uí hEochaidh @lisahafey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It stormed overnight here in London. My husband stood on the patio, breathed the humidity, watched the lighting crack over the playing fields, then laughed and said, “this is like Australia”.
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Simon @thedenature.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Call the Midworf
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Heather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
One of the business arguments for not using genAI in indie games is that, if you do use it and people find out, a significant portion of your audience simply will not buy your shit. As a dev you have to ask yourself: is this worth permanently alienating a good chunk of my audience? Probably not!
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Christine Seaforth Finch @amphelise.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Someone at Facebook is having a very bad day.
A screenshot from a web issues detection service, showing that in the last 40 minutes user reported issues with Facebook shot up from less than 100 to over 4000.
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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 12/06/2026
We're on our way to the vet hospital for Bertie's eye & tooth operations! ✨ When I realised we had to raise £5.5k in under a week, I thought we had no chance. Now we're only 1k away. Can we get over the finish line before we pick him up? gofund.me/68934ed70 Thank you thank you thank you ❤️
The bestest blind boy in his spacious car carrier, sniffing the air on his adventure to Cambridge today for his opsNow there is TONGUE
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Christine Seaforth Finch @amphelise.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Tried to type “Godspeed” (regarding the teachers at the school behind our house, currently shepherding a Friday morning fire drill…) but somehow typed “Hogspeed” instead. Mental image acquired…
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Cal Horton (they/them) @fiercemum.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Update: Young people & families today received shocking & transphobic letters from NHS. These letters tell people that endocrine care (blockers / HRT) is being fully withdrawn in 7 weeks time (July 31st). Forced medical detransition. This country is a danger to trans children & young people.
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Genny G @cobralingus.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
my name is Book and like Miette I need respeck but never get one gentul touch is made of fail I send the ar- chivist to JAIL
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Christine Seaforth Finch @amphelise.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Some Monday evening inspiration.
The words “you can achieve okay things” over a background of a roughly painted galaxy.
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Dorit Reiss @doritreiss.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
MAHA supporter uses old anti-vaccine trope to turn parents away from protecting babies from brain bleeds with vitamin K injections. sciencebasedmedicine.org/how-unbekomi... via @sciencebasedmedicine.org.web.brid.gy @gorskon.bsky.social
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How Unbekoming! The central delusion of MAHA
What do vitamin K shots, vaccines, MTHFR variants, and statins have in common? The answer is what I call the central delusion behind MAHA, which was inadvertently revealed by a blogger with the 'nym U
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Christine Seaforth Finch @amphelise.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
🐈Persephone has found the step that has the perfect temperature mix between the portable aircon downstairs and the gates of hell upstairs.
A British shorthair cat with mottled grey and beige fur, big yellow eyes, and a stripy tail, is lounging on one step of a staircase covered in beige carpet. One of her eyes is partially closed.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Wrens are usually solitary birds but when it’s cold they will sometimes huddle together for warmth. Some people call this a ‘herd’ but technically it’s known as a ‘scene’. That’s because chilled wren should be ‘scene’ and not ‘herd’.
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Christine Seaforth Finch @amphelise.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I was looking through the few old school books I still have from my childhood and found this classic example of autistic literalism. The question was “what does ‘bail up’ mean?” and I answered exactly that. My teacher’s note - “rob them?” - shows how I missed the point. 1/2
A photograph of answer 1 of a child’s school work, written in blue pen in messy cursive. The title is “Bushrangers”. The answer reads “Being “bailed up” meant to be shut in somebody’s home or a hotel or another building and not let the people in or out.” There is a red tick after the answer and the teacher has also written “rob them?” in red pen.
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 23/03/2026
as a culture we have really given "ideas" way too much credit. ideas are a dime a dozen. they happen all the time. the magic is way more in the doing, and the doing's diminished stature is linked to lack of respect for labor and, more recently, skill and expertise.
subway ad that says "your idea could be live by the time you reach your stop"
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𝚛 𝚘 𝚡 𝚒 🦄 ❤️ 🏴‍☠️ @roximonoxide.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
ed teach being so nonchalant. the opposite of chalant truly. doesn't even know where you'd find a chalant. what even is a chalant anyway? some kind of french onion probably.
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The Reluctant Rose @reluctantrose.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I'm so excited. 💜🏴‍☠️
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
You absolutely cannot separate the artist and the art without contributing to the persecution of trans people. Boycott everything Potter.
Advocate: J.K. Rowling uses Harry Potter wealth to fund anti-transgender organization.
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Christine Seaforth Finch @amphelise.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I adored this one!
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Christine Seaforth Finch @amphelise.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Can someone please point out to my brain that intensively researching the 1750s in order to write a story about my 6x great grandmother Sible Chicken’s childhood, is not on this work day’s to-do list?
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Yub Nub, She Wrote
Jessica Fletcher giving an Ewok a piggyback ride.
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Christine Seaforth Finch @amphelise.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I just saw my first bumblebee of the year, so here’s a fun fact about me: until I moved to England at the age of 29 I had no idea that bumblebees were a separate species to honey bees. We don’t have bumblebees in my part of Western Australia and I had only seen them in children’s books, so… 1/2
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Christine Seaforth Finch @amphelise.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
So like most Discord users in the UK it seems that my age was randomly changed to teen, locking me out of some servers. I managed after much faffing to get it to accept my verification efforts… but then the Done button does. not. work. Not on phone app, laptop app, or browser. *gnashes teeth*
A screenshot of a “thanks for verifying your age!” screen from discord. I have used markup to scribble AAARGH on it along with an arrow pointing at the “Done” button.
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Mike @mikeseverything.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I wrote this last year but I haven't posted here yet.
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
😔
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Christine Seaforth Finch @amphelise.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
@oldenoughtosay.com from my Facebook memories today 😂😭😂
A screenshot from Facebook’s memories from 6th January 2021 in which I have shared Madeline’s tweet stating “did you know you can sing ‘holy fuck’ to the tune of ‘be our guest’”.
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Christine Seaforth Finch @amphelise.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
This year I am getting my beloved 1980s Playmobil figurines and assorted compatible furniture down from the loft and making them little homes to live in on display. I hauled them over here from Australia, they should get to live again. I’m 45 and no one can tell me no.
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Lea Cox @ycyor.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
#GoodOmens
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Merc with a 🫦 in 🎃SpOoKy Mode🎃 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
*sad trombone*
William Riker holding his trombone down, with an annoyed expression. Caption: “(jazz music stops)”
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⭐️ Fio the Wah! ⭐️ 🔜 NYFF @fiofirefox.com · 05/08/2023
“Who do you follow online?” Me:
A pic of a book titled Queer People with Paws and Claws” by Palmer Cox, Author of The Brownies.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 31/12/2025
IF THE SHOE FITS Justice Brett Kavanaugh isn’t happy that his name has become synonymous w/racist immigration enforcement. ICE’s policy of detaining people based on ethnicity is called a “Kavanaugh stop,” named after his ruling that allows it. He’s afraid the name will ruin his “legacy.” Too late!
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Christine Seaforth Finch @amphelise.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Heh. Random person followed me; I looked at their timeline and it was mostly links to their blog posts with dodgy-looking header images. I replied to one asking if the image was AI, and looked back a few minutes later to find myself blocked. I guess that’s an answer…
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Christine Seaforth Finch @amphelise.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
In my archaeology days, worked for an enviro firm downstairs from two radio stations. Came back to the office covered in mud after a dig. Got into the lift in the staff car park; on its way up it stopped at the public car park and Australian comedian Frank Woodley got in with his guitar.
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Foz Meadows @fozmeadows.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
as promised: I'm back and I have Opinions fozmeadows.substack.com/p/against-ai
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Against AI
A response to Erin Underwood's open letter to SFWA and the SFF community
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 28/12/2025
One of the most incredible shots I've ever gotten, in Yellowstone. This coyote walked over a ridge in the blowing snow and posed for me, with a small grin on its face, the snowfalkes like stars in the background. The desolation and beauty of life and nature is grounding, and so good for the soul.
Coyote in the snow.
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Mannie T'Chawi … (the “T” is silent) @mannietchawi.com · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animals!
Mannie in a Santa hat standing next to a lit up Christmas tree, wearing a red hoodie from @effingbirds.com that reads “DISSERVICE ANIMAL” and has a goose standing in a stop sign
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History Cafe ☕ Ottoman Heritage @ottomanhistory.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
📜 From Old #Books, 18th Century “Let whoever folds the page of this book as a sign know that it is as though he has thrust a dagger into my bosom and shed my blood.”
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
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Causeway Pride @causewaypride.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Are you lgbtqia+ and spending this Christmas alone or with unsupportive family?

Join us for an online Christmas day hangout from 2pm

Dm the page or contact joinus@causewaypride.co.uk
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Christine Seaforth Finch @amphelise.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Whinge incoming… I have malfunctioning Eustachian tubes after a heavy cold and they are driving me *nuts*. For three days my right ear felt full of water, occasionally popping painfully with a range of internal squeaks. It finally settled down today but now the left one is ticking like a clock. 😭
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Christine Seaforth Finch @amphelise.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
This is absolutely horribly spectacular with a side order of migraine-inducingly bad.
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