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@melz.bsky.social
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Hip mid 20s living in Toronto. Lots of laughs! Great personality! Good bones!

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House House @househouse.com · 9h
An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox
Regarding Xbox

In June 2026 we announced that the release of Big Walk would be limited to computers, Switch 2 and PS5. Since then, we have received many messages and comments, asking about a future Xbox release. We would like to address those questions here:

We have made the decision not to release Big Walk on Xbox, in accordance with the Palestinian-led BDS (Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions) movement’s call to boycott Microsoft, and their designation of Microsoft Games (and Xbox) as a priority boycott target. If you need help understanding our motives, we would recommend reading about why Microsoft is a BDS priority target, the successes this kind of pressure has already had on Microsoft, and especially, watching this great introductory piece by People Make Games.

It has always been our intention for Big Walk to be played by groups of friends, and we know that keeping the game off Xbox runs counter to those intentions. This decision means that some people will miss out on playing Big Walk with their friends, and we understand the disappointment we’re causing. We are disappointed too.

We would love for people to be able to play the game on Xbox, but not until Microsoft and/or Xbox have been removed as BDS boycott targets.

We’ve made this decision with the belief that meaningful change can be made in the world, that coordinated collective action can confront even the most powerful interests, and that one day, Palestine will be free.

Thank you for your understanding.

Sincerely,
House House

(see bigwalk.game/xbox for links)
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old fruit pictures @pomological.xor.blue · 09/10/2026
bananas, painted by james marion shull
bananas, painted by james marion shull
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Long to be an ultra overpaid executive being told by someone half my age and a quarter my wage the most devastating, debilitating news ever so I can earnestly go ‘ok. Is that good?’
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dabbing is back
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Funny sentence alert :)
Article excerpt that reads ‘he’s now the co-host of the ‘your kickstarter sucks’ podcast and the ‘go off kings’ twitch stream, but in 2016 Farrar was still figuring his life out,’
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You wanna get strong for the look. I wanna get strong bc my wok is too heavy. We’re not the same - I’m pathetic
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Carney is truly the Reagan of Canada. A calming, paternalistic figure in a period of apocalyptic uncertainty who galvanizes the economy with short-sighted right wing fiscal policies. And like Reagan, every disaster that Canada encounters in the future will be traceable to his administration.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is misleading media. That parrot is standing
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Pride x medieval event called Get your Cuirass over here
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In my experience British peoples’ favourite part of Toronto is our black squirrels
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i’ve been solving a lot of problems lately with my calculator like 5 + 8 and 12 x 3. but now i’m starting to think it’s alive
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Lorenzo Salgado, jr. @oznezol.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
scientist (writing in a little notebook): aha... continued.. ai usage... impairs... reading comprehension
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/08/2023
Just found out my mentor, the legendary figure who taught me everything I know, is the one behind the sinister plot I’ve been unraveling 👎
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Trevor A. Branch @trevorabranch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is seismic news for fisheries scientists. Northern cod is *the* iconic symbol of total fisheries collapse due to overfishing (and other factors) *and* the iconic symbol of a complete failure to recover for decades afterwards. This is like announcing the complete recovery of bison on land.
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I prepare minutes for a tyrannical egomaniac. I’m thinking about sprinkling in something like this: GD made a clever joke and everybody laughed GD pointed out x, which the client found to be both insightful and efficient GD masterfully explained the technology and everybody nodded, pleased
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I have no idea who the people I follow are. There’s one guy I’m like who even are you
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Every time I hit ‘restart’ on my laptop it just shuts off and gives up. buttons used to mean something… sick sick world
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Can I get one that works… all the time?
Dish detergent box that says ‘better clean half the time’
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Did you guys know India landed on the moon today !
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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 22/08/2026
This is an eleventh thing that is stupid and I love it
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I met a savings goal and then increased it. I watched myself in real time move the goal post
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
To me this is like when kids go snorfing on my scuba til I zorp but the other direction
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’m changing jobs (yay) to an employee owned company (yayyyy) but I’m pretty bummed out I won’t get to make ‘for the shareholder’ jokes anymore. Cuz it’s like now that’s ME !
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Barn swallow
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
for the first book in a fantasy series they shouldn't show you any maps until you're at least 30 pages in. i just opened this thing and am not yet ready to ask what the Sea of Veiled Illusions is supposed to be
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Did punk start as an onomatopoeia
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Standrew Station
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
What is a john scalzi
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Piers Morgan @piersmorgan
My son has locked himself in the bathroom and I'm almost certain he's masturbating.
Disgusting. Especially at a time like this.
Apparently just an IBS attack. So he says.
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
We need university and college degrees entirely centred around reuse and refurbishment. Probably specialties for appliances, electronics, cars, and textiles. Almost all the raw materials we need are already extracted but we need knowledge holders who can actually make use of them
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Do British people pronounce meth the way they pronounce methane. Scuse me chap would you like to do some meeth
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Bring back third spaces. I miss this :/
Scary industrial room. Actually not a very nice third space at all
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Oh… so you don’t like it when your work is taken without permission and used to enhance AI? Interesting.
Article headline from Reuters that says US accuses China’s Moonshot of stealing from Anthropic’s Fable for latest AI model
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Accidentally used ultra glossy gesso to prime my canvas for oil painting. I’m going to kill myself
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
We must imagine Sisyphus caked up 😔
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My barista looks a lot like Jon Hamm
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Why would I want to watch IMAX 70 mm. How would I see anything
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Robert Hargreaves new line taking a modern twist. Little Miss Problematic. Mr Ecoterrorist.
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Oligarchs gonna gark
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My guilty ass turning off the AC in the day to alleviate the grid meanwhile Joe Building and John Office are ice blasting a 7 story building to 13 degrees for the sake of one employee who is wearing a sweater
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Timeline is funny af today. All the Americans are like Ohhhhh ow. Oh ow that hurt so bad. Wow. Happy for the rest of the world for sure. But Jesus fuck ouchie
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
An asshole tourist in Hawaii was arrested for throwing a huge rock at an endangered seal playing in the water. When apprehended he said ‘fine me, I don’t care I’m rich’. I think we should let every person in Hawaii throw a big rock at him and then kinda just see what shakes out
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mellogs @melz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hm. This must be the ‘desperate times’ everybody’s talking about
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Luke Bones 🦴🦴 @lukemeister.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Why is it called a dairy barn and not a cowworking space?
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
i’m sorry but farming is cheating. you didn’t scavenge those cucumbers, you grew them in your field on purpose and “found” them later. and that’s bullshit
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/07/2026
Landlord Forced To Raise Rent Due To Thinking Of Bigger Number theonion.com/landlord-forced-to-rai…
Landlord Forced To Raise Rent Due To Thinking Of Bigger Number
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Michael Nabert @sustainablesong.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
My Canada Day Mark Carney terrible policies BINGO card is completely full. What are we going to do about it? Let’s go square by square together through the whole card to look at evidence together. I wouldn't call this the very worst government we've ever had without evidence to back me up. 🇨🇦🧵 1/
The top of this graphic says "Mark Carney BINGO Card" and it's a five by five grid of red squares with white text on a white background, apart from the centre square which contains a picture of the Canadian prime minister.

Reading left to right in rows the squares read: 

Tax cuts for the very rich

Appeasing separatists

Support for war crimes

Attacks on asylum seekers

Cuts to public health

Attacks on first nations

Undercuts the rule of law

Lying to citizens

Less pesticide safety

Endangers national economy

Mass surveillance policies

Foreign profits first

(picture of a really bad prime minister)

Arming a literal genocide

Extinction for profits

Cuts to diplomacy and aid

Attacks on labour

No dental or pharmacare

Anti transparency 

Cutting food inspectors

Climate arson policies

National security risks

Tech bros' agenda

Defunding consumer protection

Contempt for democracy
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