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Melissa (she/her)

@melmarino.bsky.social
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On a mission to say nice things to strangers for no good reason. Academic editor, copywriter, cook, promoter of freedom.

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Sarah Burris @sarahburris.bsky.social · 11h
This is hilarious - you can't make this up. Sen. Eric Schmidt (Missouri) just humiliated himself alleging falsely that Jack Smith was in Atlanta at an NBA "Hawks" game. Smith was in Maryland at a women's "Hawkeyes" game
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Man Rubbing Eyes with Headache
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Sarah Burris @sarahburris.bsky.social · 10h
I mean, honest to god, Sen. Eric Schmitt (correctly spelled) literally concocted a whole conspiracy between Jack Smith and Fani Willis all because he didn't know the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes. You're literally next door to Iowa, bro. Like how dumb are you
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 21h
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Senate Judiciary Democrats 🇺🇸 @judiciarydems.senate.gov · 10h
Sen. SCHMITT: We have texts saying you attended an Atlanta Hawks game in February 2024. Former Special Counsel Jack Smith: I believe it was a Maryland-Iowa game. Sen. KLOBUCHAR: The Iowa HAWKeyes. Perhaps the Senator from Missouri should have looked at these texts more carefully.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 14h
Right I can help here. See, I accounted for your experience when I said “many do not” which necessarily means ”some do”. You are in the “some”, which I then go on to say isn’t my concern in this conversation. Your experience isn’t ignored, it simply isn’t the thing we are talking about right now.
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ken Paxton: The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days.
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Melissa (she/her) @melmarino.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How come every time I get blocked by some rando with whom I have never interacted, their bubbel.blue looks like Tommy Tuberville's mythical airline pilots own the account?
List of people who have most recently blocked me
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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
every. single. time.
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noam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
pretty funny that people who are just hearing about the death of the monoculture in 2026 are describing other people as being out of touch
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Melissa (she/her) @melmarino.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I had no idea that was today, but I co-sign @1technodiva.bsky.social 's intention. Hat off. Hand on hesrt.
A woman placing flowers at the Vietnam Memorial. Text reads : Gokd Star Mother's snd Family's Day U S Army.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think it’s fair to say that the student journalists at Cornell are braver than the news networks who just gave up on their WH pool ban even though CNN is still being denied access. www.cornellsun.com/article/2026...
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EDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We Will
The Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies.
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Mark Wallace @wallaceme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok don’t let’s get carried away but I found something genuinely good on Threads.
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Jessica Quiroli @heelsonthefield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Cornell Seven: Matthew Ingalls. Jonathan Newell. Winston Lee. Gillio Lopes. Diego Sarabia. Scott Norris. Scott Kretzschmar. They gang raped a girl for seven hours straight. They got away with it. But we can create a form of justice by never letting them forget. #CornellSeven
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
think that every survivor of SA should write an essay about the impact it had on their lives and send it to Cornell. This is bullshit. These guys need to be punished. Shame on them and Cornell.
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Kim Wexler's Ponytail 🐝💛🎗 @madisonkittay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Matthew Ingalls. Jonathan Newell. Winston Lee. Gillio Lopes. Diego Sarabia. Scott Norris. Scott Kretzschmar. I hope they are all terrified right now. There is no statute of limitations on first degree rape in New York State. #cornellseven
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026
Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.
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Wubbles @wubbwarg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AI comic
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James E. Clyburn @repjamesclyburn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It didn’t have to be this way. Trump had no clear reason to launch a war with Iran, but did have very clear reason to believe that gas prices would soar. He did it anyway. Now it could go from bad to worse, and there’s no end in sight.
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South Carolina gas prices jump 15 cents in a week, pushing average above $4 a gallon
The average price of gas in South Caroilina roseAverage gasoline prices in South Carolina have risen 15.2 cents per gallon in the last week, averaging $4.03/g
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Ariellah | אריאלה @sodone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a thousand years of woke
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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's kinda stunning to me how many fucking UK accounts are chiming in to bash Democrats just before a general election, and honestly think they're somehow supporting, defending, and helping trans people by doing so. The unmitigated gall. The hypocrisy. The idiocy. The ignorance. The arrogance.
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Libra-season Eryn @eryn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My 50 year Little League volunteer dad, who retired as administrator for half of our state, would cry broken-hearted tears at some of these comments In 2001 in our small farm town, he allowed a child named Ash to play on a boys' team & keep their birth certificate private between the parents & Dad
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R. Souissi @rsouissivibes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
To summarize, again: Kamala meets Cheney= BAD! Whitmer and Moore meets Trump= BAD! Reposted Jeffries meet Kushner= VERY BAD! El Sayed meets Tucker Carlson= GOOD! Bernie meets Steve Bannon= GOOD! Mamdani meets Trump= FUCKING AWESOME!!
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Sinner Representative @irepresentsinners.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
👏🏼👏🏼
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Which Witch R U 🏳️‍🌈 @which-witch-ru.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As an LGBTQ elder who’s been fighting for our rights since the AIDS crisis, it is my duty to dole out tough love when members of our own community are harming themselves or our community. And telling people not to vote Dem when we’ve already lost rights in GOP states YEARS AGO is harming us all.
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Moonstruck Cher
Alt: Moonstruck Cher slapping Nic Cage and saying “Snap out of it!”
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 21/09/2026
People keep telling me "oh but they can see how this impacts them in their own backyard" and like I'm sorry but I live in rural Alabama, I can see how 8,000 GOP policy decisions impact all of us every day. But usually the white conservatives are selectively oblivious because (usually) racism.
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 20/09/2026
Very Good Dog!
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Daniele G. @daniele-gaither.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
People are angrier at Ed Sheeran than they are at Trump and I think that is a perfect encapsulation of the Free Palestine movement.

By Tater Tots McGee  @tatertotsconor
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Ariellah | אריאלה @sodone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I hate P M and I am sick of trans people saying that we are the most persecuted people in the US when, as YAH mentions in this thread, entire families are rotting in ICE camps, not for being trans but for being immigrants and for no other reason
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🪡 Ether Lovelace 🙂‍↔️ 🪡 (she/her—illiteratis did this) @laceslibgremlin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I… think the Macklemore coverage may have been a distraction from whatever this is
Twitter: @AGHamilton29 • 17h
A few key revelations related to Gaza coverage in last few days:
- Almost all of the media in Gaza were in a Hamas-run WhatsApp group that dictated and coordinated coverage. Including contributors to major western news organizations.
- Al Jazeera fired 24 of their media members from Gaza for direct ties to terror groups
- Admission that anyone in Gaza who reported anything contrary to Hamas claims was likely to be killed by Hamas.
Almost all of the information that came out of Gaza was part of a coordinated disinformation campaign by the very people who started the war.

Screenshots embedded within the tweet: @EFischberger
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So it turns out that Hamas runs a WhatsApp group with all of Gaza's journalists, where Hamas "managed the discourse and the narrative."
These outlets have "journalists" in Gaza:
Reuters, AP, NYT, CNN, Wapo, PBS, NPR, BBC, The Guardian, Al Jazeera, and Drop Site News

Al Jazeera fires 24 journalists, staff from Gaza amid lawsuit alleging Hamas, PIJ ties - report
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The lawsuit was filed in February 2025, names the employees and alleges that some Al Jazeera staff members had ties to terrorist organizations and, in some cases, were members of those groups.
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I do think it is maybe worth saying additionally and explicitly that this is not about politeness. We live in a country run by open eugenicists who very literally talk about the worth of a person's life as a function of IQ. The r word is a slur for a group they would like to literally eradicate
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Luke Russell @lukerussell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I swear to everything holy and good in this crazy universe if you're going to say Parker Molloy was "driven off" Bluesky by TERFs or whatever after her latest bigoted meltdown, miss me with that shit and block me.
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Gremlin Gal @gremlingal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just saw it about 3 minutes ago, and yikes. I'd say, "This is why you need diversity in your workplace," but let's be honest, even that's setting the bar a little high in this case. This had to be an odious melange of intentional and complicit all the way down the line.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
Quick question how come in all of advertising history they have never once made an ad that accidentally looks like me slapping the shit out of a racist but every 400th ad is like a Rorschach test for people who have historically had to protect their necks
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icookfood2023.bsky.social @icookfood2023.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Leaving this here.
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Dana Houle @danahoule.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s almost a psychosis w some people whose kneejerk reaction to nearly everything bad we learn about Republicans is to somehow pivot around to shit on Democrats. They’re fucking tedious. And in some ways the enemy.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Remember when Jake Tapper dug in his heels to defend Fox News when Obama dared to move them to the second row of the press room? Well, now that the roles have reversed, I'm sure that Fox News will -- come on, stop laughing, let me finish
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Melissa (she/her) @melmarino.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I hate to be like this, but that hat should read "45, 47," indicating nonconsecutive numbers and not "45-47," indicating 45, 46, and 47. Just get one thing technically correct for a change.
Trump with a hat that incorrectly states 45-47.
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R. Souissi @rsouissivibes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mmmmhmmm.
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Melissa (she/her) @melmarino.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And now Caitlin Flanagan works for The Free Press. How do you like them apples? That has to be a kick in the pants.
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Melissa (she/her) @melmarino.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm just on a beach in Istria wondering how fucked this person's career is. Maybe she's one of those people in journalism who keep their job when they fuck up. They let her stay after her "Lance Armstrong is not a cheating cheater who cheats because I disagree with how cheating is defined" article.
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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They not only have no respect for the pencil necks who went to the trouble of learning something on the way to becoming experts and professionals, they have no curiosity about the things they want to destroy. They fail in part because they've never really had to pay attention to anyone else.
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pretty bug @inyourculture.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it's not some grand statement it's just "i saw someone bullying children and thought 'fuck that'"
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 16/09/2026
this u?
Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge.
But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.

Jean-Paul Sartre
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KennyMack1971 @kennymack1971.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m expecting all of the Uncommitted and Abandon Harris people to be on the WH lawn ASAP. (Actually I’m not. I doubt those flaming hypocrites will utter a peep)
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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 15/09/2026
They're running around shrieking that there's no difference between Republicans & Democrats being in power, but let me tell ya something sweet peas... there fucking is. Republicans want me either dead or converted. They literally just want trans folks dead. Not one Democrat wants that. NOT ONE.
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Dan Levy as David Rose: Get It Together!
ALT: Dan Levy as David Rose: Get It Together!
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 15/09/2026
Given all the *flails hands* you all deserve one of the most adorable pictures I took of Baby Bird Season 2026. A snowy ploverlet peeking through a little sand shrub. Perhaps a once in a lifetime shot. 🪶 🐣
a tiny snowy plover chick, about 2 inches tall, looks through a shrub as if theyr hiding, on a beach
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Bill Horton @mrhortywho.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
And yes, large accounts are clearly stating not to vote for Talarico and that he would be worse than Paxton. Stupid, ignorant, wrecker shit.
Alejandra Caraba... • @esqueer.net
Can you read? I never said vote for the republican. I said don't vote for the Dem.
And yes, it would be worse if a transphobic Dem wins. None of the anti trans policies would be undone and then we get a model for other centrists to abandon trans people.
It's the labour playbook.
2:05 PM • Sep 13, 2026Screenshot of her profile, showing 214.6k followers.
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Counterpoint: Hasan Piker actually is antisemitic and it’s bad that Gentile leftists are denying this.
Post from Parker Molloy: “Counterpoint: smearing Hasan as antisemitic dilutes the meaning of the term antisemitism.”
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